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redwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-10-07 06:19 PM
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Spam poetry #2

You a Winner!

He beep
He panic
As it audit
till morning's light
On is fawn
Is benton a chameleon?
Set a deadline
Of populate the samoa
Can't believe it
transversal un.
Enrich!
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idgiehkt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-10-07 06:26 PM
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1. How Cummings-esque
creepy.

nonsun blob a
cold to
skylessness
sticking fire

my are your
are birds our all
and one gone
away the they

leaf of ghosts some
few creep there
here or on
unearth
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redwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-10-07 06:27 PM
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2. That's the spirit!
:hi:
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-10-07 06:34 PM
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3. Spam poetry -- such potential for great art.
Rich dad,
Laundry sample.
Whiten your smile.
Your star
Jump start.
Lose fat while sleeping.
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redwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-10-07 06:42 PM
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5. I agree. We may as well get some benfit from the endless stream of spam.
I call this one

Only today

Want to be perfect lover?
top brands available
top brands available for YOU!
only today
the prive of viagra soft tabs
is 1.67 bucks
free shipping on the Little Giant Ladder
refinance approved./
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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-10-07 06:40 PM
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4. I love spam poetry
if only they weren't trying to sell cheap Viagra, people might take this art form seriously
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redwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-10-07 06:43 PM
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6. Oh darn!
You might not like the last poem I posted! LOL
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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-10-07 06:44 PM
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8. lol
although I can appreciate an elegant sales pitch
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-10-07 06:43 PM
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7. Would that be Spametry?
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redwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-10-07 06:46 PM
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9. I love it! Spametry it is!
Let's have your best poem, come on, your filters aren't that great either, fess up!
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-10-07 06:48 PM
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10. Okay...

Your silly smile
Every inch of your body
Waiting for you
Made for each other
The candle's light
My perfect love
I love you so.
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redwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-10-07 06:50 PM
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11. you get very romantic spam!
And your spoem is way better than mine!
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-10-07 06:52 PM
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12. That wasn't only spam - it was spam with potential viruses attached!
It was very special spam.

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redwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-10-07 06:53 PM
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13. awesome!
Thanks for sharing! :rofl:
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-10-07 06:55 PM
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15. I have now cleared my quarantine file.
And feel oddly compelled to check my other email address for more potential spametry.

This is fun!
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-10-07 06:54 PM
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14. Another one...

You remember
Green Food
for tofu
ideal refinance approved
As if.
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redwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-10-07 07:00 PM
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17. Spam this!

It's called FEAR:


Amanda stop
Wall Street Alert!
Your account was blocked.
Don't miss
Widespread Panic.
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-10-07 07:00 PM
Response to Reply #17
18. Oooh...that's good.
:thumbsup:
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-10-07 06:57 PM
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16. And more! This is addictive.


Dinner Coupon

From this day forward
My Heart belongs to you
Times Are Hard, I Luv U
Together again
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redwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-10-07 07:01 PM
Response to Reply #16
19. Our new hobby!
Save that spam, it isn't worthless after all. Now I can't wait to get more!
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