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ElsewheresDaughter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 06:47 PM
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GET A FREE VACATION AND AN ORANGE JUMPSUIT IN 2 MINS OR LESS
Edited on Fri Feb-02-07 07:08 PM by ElsewheresDaughter
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop
case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Boot it up.

4. Make sure the guy who won't leave you alone
can see the screen.

5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to
the sky.

6. Then hit this link:

http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 06:49 PM
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1. And give the flight crew ElsewheresDaughter's name as they call in
the Federal Marshalls....:scared:
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ElsewheresDaughter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 06:57 PM
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2. LOL
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 07:01 PM
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3. ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!
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ElsewheresDaughter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 07:05 PM
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4. gitmo hilton here i come...hey at least you gave me an orange sofa
:rofl:
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Runcible Spoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 07:10 PM
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5. LOL I don't even think that SPELLS anything in Arabic...
the letters aren't properly connected and I don't recognize any of the words (mind you, I've only had one semester and it's really slow difficult going) :evilgrin:
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conscious evolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-02-07 08:24 PM
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6. Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!
That is freakin hilarious!
I'm sending that one to a friend who flies for business a lot!
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