CAPTION sweetness

[underpants]

[KissMyAsscroft]

1. My herpes test was negative!

Suck on that one Neil!

[underpants]

2. Mr.President can you answer is three body movements or less?

Obscure M*A*S*H* reference

[jimbo fett]

3. Put your left hand in and shake it all about. YOUR LEFT HAND!!!

Do the hokey pokey.

[Bertha Venation]

4. I'm a little teapot, short and stout . . .

[jimbo fett]

5. This is a trick I learned from Danny Quayle. Write the answers on the back

of your hand.

[ElsewheresDaughter]

6. o tay swaaa in wiiiiiiin...from the movie Nel

[peekaloo]

7. The love of the crowd manages to lighten his loafers.

Jazz hands, 'Murka, jazz hands.

[cosmicdot]

8. Another striking parallel to Hitler, W developes 'sieg heil lazy' syndrome

[Cat Atomic]

10. LOL

[AlGore-08.com]

9. Smirk finishes the talent portition of the Mr. Fascist Dictator contest.

Moments ago, Smirk wowed the crowd by singing "The Eentsy-Weentsy-Spider" while shreading the U.S. Constitution. Analysts predict Smirk will win this year's competition by a vote of 5 to 4.

[cosmicdot]

11. a skip fox kick

[slackdude]

12. Shake it like a polaroid picture

[Pobeka]

13. Aren't I great!

I mean really, I'm just the best thing since sliced bread!