Rename yourself and give yourself a new job

[MrScorpio]

Gilles Saint-de-Maillot: French Expensive Couture Bikini Inspector... \

Uh, in France... The French Riviera to be exact

Yeah, that's the ticket

[bicentennial_baby]

1. Ahem....

I've responded to so many of your threads recently, and you don't respond!! :cry:

and now, I pout... x(

[MrScorpio]

3. Sorry

I'm such a dope
I've got a name for you

Franciose Vanderjagt: Fancy Belgian Photographer

[bicentennial_baby]

4. I will accept your apology Papi....

and give you a kiss :*

And I'm digging that name too :D

:loveya:

[MrScorpio]

5. Whoopee!

Love your fancy Belgian chocolate too

[MoseyWalker]

2. Mosey Walkereaux

Ruler and Decider of the Known and Unknown Universes. (and collector of old, broken cars)

[carly denise pt deux]

6. fun thread

Let Me Introduce Myself:

I am Gianna Riviera, International Woman of Mystery, part-time runway model

yeah, baby....yeah

[MrScorpio]

7. Care to model some fancy French Bikinis?

I'm ready to inspect them

[carly denise pt deux]

12. Why yes, I just love the bikini top with the gun barrels that pop out

but where will I put my badge?

[NewWaveChick1981]

8. Bunny LaRue, makeup artist to the stars...

...and part-time porn star. :rofl: :P

[Dora]

9. Which one is your day job? n/t

[NewWaveChick1981]

10. Makeup artist...

...The other one's just moonlighting... :rofl:

[LaurenG]

11. Rachel la muel

Guide

[RetroLounge]

13. Armand Van Schneibel

International Art Collector, Arms Dealer and money launderer to the stars...

Oh, and I own a small island in the caribean.

and a casino in Monaco.

RL

[Evoman]

14. Dick Maverick

Rich playboy by day, corporate sabateur/cat burglar by night.

[MonkeyFunk]

15. Jason Dubinsky

International Accountant of Mystery

[Crabby Appleton]

16. Charles, Prince of Whales

[Hippo_Tron]

35. delete n/t

[Bucky]

17. I am the Egg Man. I am the Egg Man. I am a Walrus.

Koo-koo kajoob.

[Left Is Write]

18. Lucinda Bondage, shock jock on late-night radio.

[SeattleGirl]

19. Lady Leather, Dominatrix to the Stars. Can I be a guest on your show?

I think it would be an interesting interview.....

[Left Is Write]

21. Of course - but only if you name names!

[SeattleGirl]

25. Well, there is the issue of confidentiality, but I'll tell you who USED

TO BE a client....... :evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

22. Stop That!

after that legs pic the other day I'm in serious need of therapy as your bro!



serious need

:hug:

[SeattleGirl]

26. ROFL!

I'm such a bad sister! :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

27. No You're Good

no you're bad

no you're good

no you're bad

oh i'm so confused SG

[SeattleGirl]

31. Great smilie!

:rofl:

[w8liftinglady]

41. LOL...you stole my gig..I want to be Madame E

is there room for two dominatrixes on DU?

[SeattleGirl]

43. Of course!

I'd be pleased to have you as my sister dominatrix!

[w8liftinglady]

45. hehe...these things always work better in pairs,anyway;)

[SPKrazy]

20. He He he

I can see that

we'd all come to worship you after a few shows

Oh great one!

[NC_Nurse]

23. NC_whatever...

won the lottery...
don't care about your problems...

:o

[Debi]

24. Catcher Block - Ladies' Man, Man's Man, Man About Town -

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Catcher Block: I'm so sorry, Miss Novak, the darndest thing. I got waylaid by the sweetest Swedish Lapphund who kept me up half the night, and I'm afraid I'm still in bed.

Barbara Novak: My, you do get way laid.

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[Pierre.Suave]

38. I dont care what you call me

as long as my job is as Renee Zelweggers love slave...

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

28. Gertrude Himmelschnabel, opera star

and Nobel prize-winning professor of quantum physics.

[Xipe Totec]

29. Rufus Lee King

Thatcher.

[Spider Jerusalem]

30. Okay...

Smokey Reefer

On-site dealer in an Amsterdam coffeeshop

[Oeditpus Rex]

32. Sir Robin, the Not-Quite-So-Brave-as-Sir Lancelot

And the appropriately named...

[BarenakedLady]

50. Hehe

:rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

51. delete

wrong spot

[blockhead]

33. Lushwell Fartslotison: beer taster extraordinare.

[everythingsxen]

34. Azûlzôr Saphthânkaldam:

Righteous Crusader of God; Slayer of Hypocrites; Destroyer of the False; Bringer of Truth; Bane of Evil - Champion of the meek.

Not that I have delusions of grandeur or anything... :o

Artist's Interpretation of how I might look in such a job:

[Hippo_Tron]

36. James Federick National Security Advisor in the Bartlet Administration

For you West Wing fans, Barryhill got confirmed for VP instead of Bingo Bob and Nancy McNally got promoted to Secretary of State.

[BlueIris]

37. Jen Reed; counter-terrorism analyst (Russia and Eastern Europe).

I think I would be wildly popular at the FBI, don't you?

[u4ic]

39. Tatiana Ivanova

Jen Reed's arch nemesis. :P

[Oldtimeralso]

40. Jacques Strappe

Great French Canadian hockey star

[u4ic]

44. LOL

:rofl:

[BlueStorm]

42. Weather 'Aun New Orleans...

Weather controlling superheroine, Earth Alliance to the Federation Galactica..

Rhonda Von Vam Voomba... Queen of the Realm of the Eternal Mardi Gras and a Voodoo Priestess.

Hey I don't know what else to put down!!! :shrug:

Blue

[Wcross]

46. Wesley Pipes.....Porn star extraordinaire. n/t

[YankeyMCC]

47. Berilac Bumbleroot of Fair Downs

Wilderness adventurer

name from here: http://www.chriswetherell.com/hobbit/

[meegbear]

48. Fred Garvin Male Prostitute

[Burma Jones]

49. Tupelo "Scuzzy" Jones - CEO of General Electric

[mondo joe]

52. Armstrong Spankhertz: Mario Lopez's Ball Washer. Or Attorney General.

I'm torn on the job choice.