Post something shocking about yourself

[Goblinmonger]

that others wouldn't know and might surprise them.

Mine: I graduated from a Catholic high school seminary. Taught me all I know about douchebags.

[LostInAnomie]

1. Been arrested twice.

Convicted once. :evilgrin:

[Goblinmonger]

2. Batting .500

would win you the crown in MLB.

[Critters2]

3. Arrested once. Charges dropped. God, I'm boring. nt

[Drum]

4. I was sued by the US Dept of Education.

:shrug:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

8. Seriously?

[darkstar]

9. Let's hear about this...

if there ain't a gag order or nuttin' like that...

:hi:

[Drum]

11. Sorry, I'd rather not... nt

[BarenakedLady]

22. Hiya!

:hi:

I hope it all got cleared up.

[Drum]

43. Hiya

:hi:

yes...expensive bygones, but all over.

[NewJeffCT]

184. I filed a lawsuit naming Alberto Gonzalez & Michael Chertoff, among others

case was settled in my favor.

[kedrys]

5. I've electrocuted myself 4 times

over the years. Accidentally. :P

[darkstar]

6. I was a "homeland security analyst"

Emergency management response analysis, design, and simulation came under purview of DHS after 9/11. All of a sudden folks in my line had to get clearance to look at entire "spectrum of threats". And we got skin-quilting new titles to make up for the lack of raises, etc.

[SPKrazy]

7. I Flunked Out Of A Semester Of College

Got kicked out of a frat, after I kept telling them I was "doing fine" in school :rofl:

came back to school and did okay and went to grad school

had to sober up first
but I did and that's that!

:patriot:

:rofl:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

172. SPK, who's Nicole?

[graywarrior]

10. I got nothin'

[Gormy Cuss]

12. I worked in law enforcement prior to graduating from one of the ultimate hippie colleges.

Taught me everything I know about a touch of grey.

[Twillig]

13. I machine gunned a dog.

Just following orders, you know.

[Haole Girl]

14. I like to play xbox games..

..especially Artic Thunder.

Bet you didn't know that! ;-)

[BlueStorm]

15. I've poured hot wax on myself

I dunno, is that shocking enough? :shrug:

Blue

[zingaro]

25. The real question is: Did you like it?

Not that I'd find that shocking, actually. :)

[BlueStorm]

49. Why yes, yes I did!!! n/t

[SPKrazy]

31. Been There, Done That

not really shocking, but is kind of interesting isn't it.

Depends on the context you are doing it in too.

:evilgrin:

[BlueStorm]

48. The context is what you think it is....

and yes it is veeeerrrrryyy interesting. :evilgrin:

Blue

[SPKrazy]

115. Um, Yes It Is

and certainly can be veeerrrrryyy interesting

:evilgrin:

[BlueStorm]

123. Ahhh. The power of the imagination..n/t

[ScreamingMeemie]

16. I've got 8 toes!!!

Okay, not really.

[u4ic]

71. I do!

plus an extra 2...:D

[crim son]

17. I watched "Eraserhead" on acid.

But then, who didn't? :shrug:

[The Traveler]

28. I didn't!

Watch Eraserhead, that is. :evilgrin:

[crim son]

32. Well, I haven't driven a truck on acid.

Nor have I, ripped out of my mind, watched the rodent cage at Pets R Us (okay, that's just a lie).

[The Traveler]

34. Whatever you do

Never get two or cats wound up on catnip while tripping. Some things are just too funny under those conditions ...

[SPKrazy]

38. Never Go In A Bar Where Everyone Looks Enough Alike To Start With

like a college bar where everyone is dressed similarly

I did that once and suddenly everyone LITERALLY looked alike. this was on a lot of mushrooms mind you and my friend and I had to walk out of the bar and we stood outside and laughed for who knows how long 5 min? 5 hours? I don' t know.

They all looked alike and I couldn't handle that

:rofl:

[The Traveler]

44. That would be too weird

Like being surrounded by pod people or something.

[SPKrazy]

52. It Was Weird, Pod People

or clones

and they all seemed a little shorter than me all the same height.

vivid recollection, probably totally erroneous but vivid

[crim son]

40. No drug but alcohol has flooded my veins for many years

but you just sorta inspired me. :evilgrin: I have the two cats right here.

[The Traveler]

47. OK ... let me check my crim son support kit

Black light. Check.
"Zip monster" kit. Check.
Analgesic. Check.
"Hair of the Dog". Check.
Tape and guaze for wrapping laughter fatigued ribs. Check.

Ok. I'm ready. :)

[crim son]

50. I've got a vivid imagination but I cannot understand

what you will do with the "zip monster". Do tell, pray. :rofl:

[The Traveler]

51. A guy has to keep

some surprises handy, just in case ... :rofl:

[crim son]

55. Normally I'm not the most spontaneous broad in the world

but for you, having seen much of your face and abdomen, not to mention don't you have the cutest kid, OKAY! :7

[The Traveler]

60. **sniff**

You must have me confused with another naughty boy. Never posted picture of kid here. I did post my own mug once ... long haired guy next to a rack of computers ...

:(

I am so forgettable.

:)
Hey ... under certain circumstances, there are advantages to that ... !!!

[crim son]

63. No, you are not forgettable.

My wine-addled mind turned you into Taverner. The two of you are not intertwined in my mind. Oh, the grief and shame I feel. :blush: Please bring out the zip kit so I can feel better.

[The Traveler]

66. Fear not

It is an easy transposition. Let me have another beer and I'll do worse!

Still, I fear this means you must confront the Zip monster some day. :evilgrin:

[crim son]

68. Without the thrill of anticipation

there is no meaning to life! :evilgrin:

[The Traveler]

69. Right you are

and I, for one, am eagerly anticipating our next conversation. Now I have to go, do the first dozen or so of the million sit ups required to compete with Taverner's abs and get some sleep. :)

You bring a smile to my face ...

:loveya:

[crim son]

70. Screw the situps and sleep well.

:loveya:

[SPKrazy]

53. Steal Their Catnip Crimmie

eat it in front of them

see what they do then

cats can only get high from catnip to a point, then they gain tolerance I guess and don't get off on it until the next time.

[The Traveler]

59. Try valerian root

It is like kitty speed! They love it!:rofl:

[crim son]

61. :rofl:

You want me to eat the catnip? Only if you come here and eat it first. The Traveler can take pictures and do what must be done with his zip kit. :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

64. I Will Come To Maine To Eat Catnip

maybe even smoke it for you.

Then you will do it with me, right?

that's the deal?

I'm in!

:patriot:

[crim son]

67. Leave the catnip for the cats, pawpicker.

We will find something else to entertain. :evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

110. But Catnip...

oh, okay

I'm sure there are other things in Maine that would be more entertaining than catnip!

:rofl: :evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

29. I Didn't!

damn

learn a little more about crim son every day just reading these posts

I've seen the Grateful Dead on acid

and taken a lot of 'shrooms

but only done acid one time, and didn't see eraserhead

although I don't really know what I did see because I was pretty wasted too

:shrug:

[crim son]

33. There is no other way, really, to see Eraserhead.

I saw The English Beat on acid too, but left in the middle to have an intellectual discussion about Bob Dobbs.

[SPKrazy]

36. You're An Acidhead!

here I've been thinking a different mind set about you

now you've given me an insight into a whole new crim son

no wonder I like you so much!

:woohoo: :rofl: :hug:

[crim son]

42. No, no. I went through a period where I was exploring

the realms of consciousness, years ago. I am proof positive that a girl in trouble is a temporary thing.

[SPKrazy]

54. I'm Proof Positive That A Guy In Trouble Is A Recurring Thing

apparently I'd say

que?

[The Traveler]

62. Clearly

I, also, provide supportive evidence for that hypothesis.

[kmla]

181. It's always a good day when the philosophy of Romeo Void songs...

are brought into the realm of discussion.

And, you know, you should never say never, either.

:D

[crim son]

203. You caught that, did you?

Great band, great song.

[Richardo]

35. I wish I had been on acid

God that movie was impenetrably weird.

[crim son]

65. It was no more penetrable on mind-altering substances.

I remember him trodding on fetuses, yes? Ah, it's all coming back to me...

[Maine-ah]

101. lol, took the acid, never watched Eraserhead.

ran all over town, played in a graveyard....messed around with hubbie (who wasn't hubbie yet) boy, was that the most erotic experience.....ah, too many responsibilities now, and recovery takes much longer, but I'd do it all over again...:evilgrin:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

103. 100 cool points for you!

:D

[crim son]

137. I haven't been cool for a long time.

Only in the last couple of years have I even been comfortable having more than one drink in the evenings, because of my kids. At long last the two older ones are now capable of dragging my inebriated ass out of the house in case of an unexpected emergency. :)

[Starbucks Anarchist]

140. Come on, you're cool like Miles Davis.

:D

[CrownPrinceBandar]

155. I watched "Caligula" on acid......

The unedited version, too...

[mainegreen]

168. That does suprise me! Me, I was only stoned w/my brother when I 1st saw it.

I did once see "The Birds" on acid though. That was very cool.

:P

[crim son]

174. The Birds on acid would be horrifying!

Unless it was funny :rofl:

[ghostsofgiants]

189. I've seen Eraserhead many times, but never on acid, haha.

[qnr]

18. I reply to a number of posts by typing with my nose, just because. n/t

[vixengrl]

19. Both parents have been in lock-up--

but my sorry behind can't get arrested. Went to a small Catholic Uni. Can easily recite the alphabet backwards, even when unsober. Qualified for Mensa, bored by all the test-taking. Competent poet, enjoys writing fanfic. Lit major--working in accounting. Vice president of my college choir--not a bad singing voice I have. Like children--no maternal instinct. And I cannot operate a cheap Bic lighter. can't--arthritic thumbs will not make the little plunger strike the flint just...so--very frustrating, and why I do not smoke to this very day.

[Bjornsdotter]

20. FBI and Secret Service

....have visited us.

The best was the Secret Service, I had 2 small children and I was babysitting my infant niece when they paid a visit.

My niece was screaming and I handed her off to the agent to help my son in the bathroom and my niece vomited on the agent...all over his suit. It truly was a thing of beauty. BTW, Secret Service agents don NOT have a sense of humor.

Cheers

[crispini]

188. Now THAT is awesome!

:rofl:

[mentalsolstice]

21. I'm here after SOTU?

And I was sorta arrested once.

[BarenakedLady]

23. I'm too boring to be shocking

I guess that's a good thing. :)

[RetroLounge]

24. I had 2 Chicago policemen pull their guns

and point them at me while screaming that I put my hands on my head.

When they demanded I get out of the car, I asked them how exactly to do that with my hands on my head.

Chicago police have NO sense of humor, whatsoever, none, not a bit. I was pulled out of the car and tossed against the wall and patted down by one while the other still had his gun trained on me. They asked if they could search the car. I said sure. In the trunk was my Rickenbacker guitar in it's case. "What's in the guitar case?" he asked. "A guitar." I answered. They checked.

It was a drug deal thingy and a case of mistaken identity. Went around the block a couple of times while looking for an address and a parking spot, and the cops were looking for a car in the area that matched mine.

RL

[Bjornsdotter]

45. Gotta love Chicago's finest

...they put me in a holding cell with 3 hookers when I was 16 for a curfew violation.

Stopped my friend and me at 10 PM....held us on the corner until 10:30 and then took us to the station.

Of course in was the 16th district, known in the 70's for pulling this shit all of the time.

Cheers

[Okiojira]

167. I had a similar experience when I was 19

I had recently hooked up with a buddy from years ago, went to his apartment and got exceedingly drunk with him and his friends. As the hour wore on, everyone else passed out - I remained awake but drunk off my ass. In my stupor, I decided I might like to drive home and sleep in my own bed, rather than crash with a bunch of dudes I barely knew. I slipped out of my friend's apartment and made my way to my car. I think at that point, I was having second thoughts about the wisdom of driving 50 miles home in my inebriated state and had opened the passenger side door with the intention of grabbing a tape I was into at the time and taking it back into the apartment. Suddenly from all around, sirens! Lights!! Police vehicles pulling up to a screeching halt next to me!!! Men in uniforms screaming that they were police and to put my hands behind my head and lie face down on the ground!!!! The horrible sense that weapons were indeed trained on my hapless ass!!!!!

I soon found out that the cops had been alerted to the presence of a prowler in the area, and guess who just happened to be, as they say, in the wrong place at the wrong time! Needless to say, I complied as quickly as I was able and had enough presence of mind to stammer to the cops that I wasn't "prowling" (true) and was just retrieving a tape from my car (half-true, since I actually had at least some intention of operating a motor vehicle shitfaced). Upon the mention that I was just visiting a friend, the skeptical cops instructed me to locate the apartment my friend lived in. Shit! I was drunk, I hadn't been paying real close attention to which building I had just come from and, of course, all the damned apartment buildings looked alike! By some miracle, I actually managed to locate the right apartment and was then fortunate enough that the friend of my friend who answered the door remembered who I was and let me in! At that point, I abandoned all thoughts of venturing from my buddy's apartment till morning, which was just as well since I was far too drunk to even be thinking about driving.

And that was the story of the FIRST time I ever had gun pulled on me (and no, I am not a criminal with a record who regularly runs afoul of the law!).

[alarimer]

26. I curse a lot

Usually at the top of my lungs when I think no one is around. Well I don't do it all the time, just when I am pissed, which is actually pretty often. I think I need drugs. Which drugs I am not sure yet but something. :crazy:

[ptvet]

27. Ted Nugent

Ate some of my mom's cookin. Just a very small part of the reason ol Ted's lost his mind.
I'm still shocked

[HEyHEY]

30. The carpet does not match the drapes

[Richardo]

37. I was a model in one of Ford's new car brochures for 1974

Was photographed in a water fight with another girl from my high school - washing a Mustang.

[momophile]

39. I got hit in the head with a baseball bat

I was 6. I was standing behind the batter making fun of her. She swung for the pitch. I got knocked to the ground and rushed in an ambulance to the hospital. Big fun.

[TOhioLiberal]

41. I'm actually shy in real life.

...:hi:

[lizziegrace]

81. I'm very sorry

but that's not shocking. ;) I can tell you're shy.

:hug:

:)

[TOhioLiberal]

102. I'm a little wilder here on line...

...I'm trying to be more outgoing. If you can tell I'm shy, I need to work on it more. :)

Thanks for the hug; and for being a friend. :hug:

[lizziegrace]

116. Anytime

:hug:

[Left Is Write]

46. Three months ago, I had been a stay-home mother for 8 years.

At that point I started a little 6-hour-a-week job providing daycare at the gym, for which I would be paid poorly but receive gym membership free.

Astounded to find myself needed - and somewhat in my element - I was asked to take more shifts and accepted the hours. Now I'm working fully half time with 20+ hours per week.

I'm not a SAHM anymore.

I'm a PTWOHM.

And what I've discovered about myself is that I hate these labels. I'm still the same wife and mother I was three months ago; I just do more other stuff too.

[suzbaby]

56. On a bet...

I once licked chocoalte syrup off the top of my friend's breasts (she had a top on).

Not all that exciting.

[Cabcere]

57. I've been pantsed by a treadmill

in the front row of machines in a mirrored-wall gym. :blush: Not one of my finer moments, but it makes for an entertaining story! ;)

[suzbaby]

58. ...

:rofl:

[fudge stripe cookays]

196. I had one attack me once.

I was in a PE class in my last semester of college (I was 32 when I finally graduated!). I was waking up about 4:30 in the morning, driving to a suburb of Dallas, catching the express downtown, working 2 hours, catching the bus back to the Park and Ride, driving to Denton, going to class for 4 hours, then driving ALL the way downtown, working til midnight and driving ALL the way home to Denton (about an hour's drive).

The freaking bastard branch chief MADE me do this schedule because he didn't like me, hoping I'd quit. After only a month of this insanity, I was in the weight room in PE, and was so exhausted, I collapsed on the treadmill. My head hit the belt, and it kept rolling.... Ka-THWUNK- uh ta,Ka-THWUNK- uh ta, Ka-THWUNK- uh ta, Ka-THWUNK- uh ta. I had a mild concussion.

I quit that job three days later, made it through the rest of the semester, and graduated with a 3.75 average.

So Gary, if you're reading this, imagine my middle finger.

[lies and propaganda]

72. Ive been courtmartialed and kicked out of the AF

and i thank God about a Brazilian times a day.

it was a sham a -nd horrible then, but I was a medic and it was 2000. Now I consider the shit I went through my payment to be able to get out from all the shit that has happened since * was installed.

[otherlander]

129. Now there's a story I have to hear...

:)

[Oeditpus Rex]

73. I really do have The Gay

I can vogue Frank N. Furter so well that it used to make my ex say, "You're scaring me." :7



And I do a spot-fucking-on impersonation of Pat Robertson that's made two people cover their ears and go "Lalalalalala."

[Downtown Hound]

74. I've been arrested once

protesting. Not a big deal. I was booked and spent about 8 hours in a holding cell, then let go. Had to pay a fine, but that was all.

And, I've been harassed by some mysterious Satanic cult for dating a girl that they ritually abused. Those were not good times.

[QMPMom]

75. I have a horrible temper of nuclear proportions.

It can be scary. I can go from calm and serene to full rage in milliseconds.

I'm working on it and I am much better than I was.

[BlueIris]

76. I have The Straight.

And I hate it. I've been trying to "get cured" for a long time, but the gay folks don't like me. Something about having the wrong genes, I don't know.

[1gobluedem]

77. I was kicked out of Girl Scouts

For being too rowdy. I also had a smear campaign launched against me that went all the way to the president of the university where I work.

The two aren't related, though.

[Patiod]

85. I was almost kicked out

for smoking the local ganja on a troop trip to Jamaica.

[dropkickpa]

88. I was kicked out of Brownies after the first meeting

Me and my best friend were "politely" asked not to return (I refused to say I would serve God and country in the promise, friend went along with me). Ah well, I was only in it for the cookies. We went back to riding BMX with the boys, much more fun.

[LostinVA]

78. I voted for Reagan and Jesse Helms the first time I could vote

Hey -- give me a break. I listened to my Dad -- I was totally apolitical at that point... although, luckily not for much longer after that.

[ronnykmarshall]

80. Hand it over, come one hand it over

Gimme back your Gay Card. You're on suspension.

[LostinVA]

83. I was 19 or something

All I wanted to do was drink, get stoned, have sex and pass my glasses.

:cry: :cry: :cry:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

92. Pass your glasses?

[Q3JR4]

130. Amen brother...

Can't fault a guy for that. :P

[lizziegrace]

79. I found out last year that I have ADD

(not ADHD - nothing hyper about me except when I'm on a rant) My mind never stops and my thoughts sometimes fly around my brain like bumper cars. I flunked out of college the first time around and believed I had to be lazy and stupid.

[MissHoneychurch]

82. I would love to live in the U.S.

kill me for it ....

[Downtown Hound]

97. BANG!

Just kidding. There are a lot of cool people here. It's just that there's a lot of dipshits too, and they sort of ruin it for the rest of us when it comes to international opinion of us.

[rockymountaindem]

198. I haven't heard a foreigner say they'd want to live here for a long time

Actually, strike that. I know two. One said she'd only do it because she can make more money in finance in the US than in Canada, and the other because she think the US is way more rightwing than Canada, and she's a RW libertarian who thinks there should be no minimum wage.

So since we're a little low on visitors these days, come on over anytime :hi:

[johnnie]

84. Technically, I failed 7th, 8th and 10th grades

They let me go on 6 week trials for the first two which I then passed. So when you parents out there are complaining about how shitty your kid is doing in school and fucking off, remember me. I was the king of fuck-offs.

[Gato Moteado]

86. i've touched coral snakes and pit vipers in the wild......

...chased barracudas and petted sharks and stingrays in the ocean, walked fearlessly through the everglades and through tropical rainforests in the middle of the night.

but i'm deathly afraid of handguns and heights. i get panic attacks when i have to take a plane ride or if i get near a balcony or a window in a very tall building. never could ride ferris wheels. don't even think about hang gliding.

[Unperson]

87. I'm posting this from a secret lunar base.

[reyd reid reed]

89. There isn't anything...

I'm about as dull as they come.

:shrug:

[lizziegrace]

90. Heh

:spray:

Hardly!

:hug:

[HERVEPA]

91. Maoists

I've told Maoists in Nepal that I was Canadian rather than American.
(After hearing my guide use the word Canadian while talking with the Maoists).

[otherlander]

131. Were they all Maoists?

Were they having a meeting?
Did they have guns?
Did they speak English?
Do I ask too many questions?

[sg_]

93. Ive had well over 200 xrays

and i ironed my leg when i was a toddler :crazy:

[northzax]

94. I am Batman

shh, don't tell anyone.

[NewWaveChick1981]

95. I find snakes and other reptiles fascinating. And I'm not afraid of bugs.

:hi: My husband is a huge arachnophobe, as is my sister. I've been the designated bug killer/remover for as long as I can remember.

[Goblinmonger]

105. That is my marriage to a T

My son would come and tell me there was a spider in the bathtub and I would tell him he was on his own unless his mother wanted to help.

[NewWaveChick1981]

106. LOL!

:rofl: That's so funny! :rofl: My husband's a big guy and doesn't look like he'd be afraid of spiders, but OMG... :rofl: I've heard him scream like a little girl.... :rofl:

[Goblinmonger]

117. Your husband and I

need to go out for a drink. I'm a big guy, too, and I am completely irrationally afraid of them damn bugs.

[SPKrazy]

112. I am a designated bug remover too

but snakes, Ewwwww!

However, there are always things I've seen people do with snakes that....

oh, that might get the thread locked, but who cares



Well wait, that wasn't it!

:rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

165. ...

:rofl: I don't like snakes quite THAT much... :yoiks:

Maybe there's something Freudian there.... :P :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

170. Ahh, Freud...

I don't know, maybe. I think if you put snakes in your nose like that woman in tha pick, you'd be someone that would truly freak me out.

As it is, I don't know that you could freak me out much otherwise!

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar?


:loveya: :rofl:

[schmuls]

120. I too love reptiles and am not afraid of bugs except I despise

CENTIPEDES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got the creeps just typing the word!!

[NewWaveChick1981]

166. Don't feel too bad...

:hi: Centipedes are kind of creepy....:yoiks:

[skygazer]

96. I was struck by lightning once

That was pretty shocking.

[benEzra]

143. AAAAAAAARGGGGHHHH!!!

that was cruel and unusual pun-ishment.

[skygazer]

152. Bad pun yes, but also true

I was struck by lightning when I was 15 or 16 years old. Most interesting thing that's ever happened to me (and I've had some very interesting things happen).

Knocked me clean off my feet and landed me on my back about 8 feet away. Not a burn or a mark on me, no doubt because it glanced off the electric fence wire just above my head first. No pain - heard sort of a loud BANG then the next thing I knew, I was on the ground.

I've decided that's how I want to die - quick, painless and everybody will remember me.

Oh, and I've never been able to wear a watch since then. They all die within a couple of weeks of my putting them on. :shrug:

[benEzra]

175. Wow! (n/t)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

98. i went to an all girls catholic high school where they would not let you wear the uniform

if they thought you had lost your virginity.

it was an all white uniform.

[ThomCat]

146. So what did they make you wear if they thought

you weren't a virgin anymore? :shrug:

And how far did they pry to try to find out. :(

[Strawman]

99. I was once ejected from a Catholic mass

by the priest.

[Reverend_Smitty]

107. wow, what's the story behind that one?

[Strawman]

108. Me and some other kid were being idiots

and poking someone in front of us. Never saw any other kids get the hook like that. Right from the altar. "You and you. Get out!"

[Reverend_Smitty]

111. lol, no doubt a terrifying experience for any youngster

[Haole Girl]

109. Hey

The Catholic church told me they didn't want me because I advocated birth control, and wouldn't lie about my beliefs... so anybody ejected from a Catholic mass is cool by me! :hi:

[Strawman]

113. my issue was less principled

and more about teasing my friend Angela. :)

But I later stopped going: first because it was boring as hell to me as a teenager and young adult, and later on for those same reasons you listed (among others).

If I ever go back to any church, it'll be a UU church. I've gone a couple times. Seemed like great people with similar beliefs and the sermons were fantastic. I'm just a terribly reluctant joiner of anything, but I'm getting better at it. I'm kind of cautiously taking a communitarian turn in my outlook, so it's a possibility.

[Haole Girl]

114. When I lived in Southern California there was...

...a fantastic church I went to a few times. It was non-denominational. What I loved was the music and the up-lifting message. My husband calls those churches "pep rallies," but I think the Bible talks about celebrating, etc. Anyway, I won't bore you with our philosophical differences. Good luck in your search for a good church! :hi:

[sakabatou]

100. I was almost paralized at a friend's bithday party

[Crabby Appleton]

104. I got put in the corner the first day of kindergarten

things went downhill from there.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

118. .....

:hug:

[schmuls]

119. Arrested for domestic violence. Put both of us in the paddy wagon.

My boyfriend (dead now and loved him for 23 years in spite of it all) kept me up playing music on a work night so I threw a boom box at his head. He teased me in the paddy wagon and the cop told him to leave me alone. I was put in a holding cell with a prostitute who was asleep and flew 3 feet in the air when the flush from the toilet woke her up. The charges for us were thrown out when we went for counseling. The cops called it "The Boombox Incident". I am glad it happened...I think everyone should spend time in a holding cell. Not fun trying to sleep in an ice cold concrete cell with no blanket! boo hoo poor me.

[idgiehkt]

159. "the boombox incident"

:rofl:

I can't stop laughing...lol

"so I threw a boombox at his head..."

:rofl:

[schmuls]

177. HA HA HA,,,I still laugh myself!! Although at the time I was pissed

at the cop who said it, because he was making fun of me. I almost called him a prick, but thank god I didn't because I could have had another charge of disorderly conduct or something like that!! he he he...I know, it is funny!!!

[AllegroRondo]

121. I graduated from a Christian Womens' college

even though I am neither Christian nor a woman.

[BreweryYardRat]

122. I've got really bad anger issues, and a rudimentary knowledge of anatomy.

That latter admission means I know several efficient ways to kill a person, including the proper way to break a neck. Hint: It's nowhere near as easy as the movies/TV would have you think, unless the person's asleep or completely relaxed. You're better off opening up the carotid artery, jugular vein, or femoral artery.

And no, I'm not trying to brag or sport an e-penis. It's not a good combination, especially since I repress my anger, and I'm worried that someday I'll kill someone over something petty.

[rug]

124. I set my pants on fire at McDonald's.

Before I walked in I threw my cigarette down and it caught in a hole in my dungarees.

By the time I got my quarterpounder and sat down, the denim started smoldering and a woman walked up to me and said, "Excuse me, do you know your pants are on fire?"

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

125. Well, I once had "relations"...

in a DUer's kitchen, but the DUer with whom I had "relations" did not own that kitchen.

[ThomCat]

126. Gee. Who's kitchen were you and your Girlfriend having sex in?

:shrug:

:P

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

144. Errr...

:shrug:

[ThomCat]

145. It better not have been mine.

That would be gross. x(

Ick. Lesbians having sex in my kitchen! Cooties!

:P

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

147. We did not touch *ANY* surfaces.

[ThomCat]

148. Shit! Levitating Lesbians!

Ah! My apartment is possessed! x(

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

150. Jesus, Mary and Joseph...

our feet were on the floor.

[ThomCat]

153. Oh, that's okay then.

:P

As long as nothing supernatural was going on.

[LostinVA]

160. Better or worse than moo milk in the fridge?

[ThomCat]

162. That milk is still in my fridge.

x(
I keep looking at it. I should throw that away.

I'd rather have the lesbian cooties hanging around.

[LostinVA]

163. I should have tossed it before I left

I'm sorry, Purrkins...

[ThomCat]

164. It's not a problem.

I thought Tracey would drink it. But she's in as much pain as I am, and she avoids milk when she's in pain.

I need to clean the fridge this weekend anyway. :)

[philosophie_en_rose]

127. I missed everyday of Logic, but the first and the last (test ) day. Grade=A.

:rofl:

No curve either.

[ghostsofgiants]

191. Hahaha, I did that last semester with my sociology class.

My roommate's girlfriend was in the class too and came out with a C. She hated me for it, haha.

[Cobalt Violet]

128. I got diagnosed with cancer on a Friday...

But the biopsy came back negative on Monday.

What a great weekend that was.:sarcasm:

[xchrom]

133. well i think that's the capper.

sorry about that -- that's really awful --

[Cobalt Violet]

139. It was a suppose to be a Basal Skin Carcinoma.

The Dr. was the head of Dermatology at a major teaching hospital too. He just looked at it and told me it was skin cancer, there was with no doubt in his mind. But it turned out to be pimple that took forever to heal.

[Q3JR4]

132. I've been president and vice president

of the gay group at the University I graduated from last month in the past couple of years. I also got the gay group and the Astronomy group to do a Drag Casino Night together.

Let me tell you that was fun, the gays and an astronomy club called the Black holez...

Good times.

[Taverner]

134. I went to a Fundie Christian School in Junior High

Valley Christian Junior High in San Jose, CA

Taught me all I know about douchebags.

[Zuiderelle]

135. You get to be the first person on my block list.

First even on my ignore list. :thumbsup:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=6103128&mesg_id=6103136

[swimboy]

136. Mushrooms at the Anne Frank House

but I was totally respectful.

[LostinVA]

161. OMFG -- I am TOTALLY ashamed!

[AirmensMom]

138. I was a PK.

Preacher's Kid. :blush:

There's more, but I'll save it for another time. :D :hi:

[edbermac]

141. I bumped off Jimmy Hoffa.

On orders from Richard Nixon.

:P

[otherlander]

182. It was Nixon who gave the order?

Damn! If I'd known that it wasn't Bobby Kennedy, I wouldn't have payed Bin Laden to kill him before he became president!

:P

[edbermac]

204. Ever see the film Blood Feud?

Robert Blake played Jimmy Hoffa; dealt with the battle between him and Bobby in the 50's and 60's...see it if you can; an excellent reminder of what a good actor Blake was...when he wasn't busy knocking off his wives...

[ornotna]

142. I'm an electrician

And yes, i've been shocked. Hey, it's shocking to me.

[Q3JR4]

151. Why yes, electricity

IS shocking. :P

[KitchenWitch]

149. My parents filed "incorrigibility" papers against me

when I was 15.

[ronnykmarshall]

154. I can't tell you

the "no sex threads" rule ya know.

Let's just say ........ stairwell of the Embaradero #1 (San Francisco) parking garage.

[JackBeck]

156. That's not shocking.

That's expected.

[ronnykmarshall]

157. Was that you?

[JackBeck]

158. No, I'm just playing with you buddy. n/t

[mainegreen]

169. Its not shocking, but it might suprise some: I know I'm not gay because I tried it.

Fun, but not for me! And now I know. Honestly could NOT get past the facial hair bit. Facial hair on facial hair is not cool for me.

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

171. Sometimes I can be rather shy.

:o





Also, I say S's funny. It's not really a lisp though. :shrug:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

173. I have a genius IQ....

But I was a C student throughout college. Actually, I barely graduated college with a 2.3. Completely baffled my teachers in high school and college. I did actually graduate HS with a 3.17. I was bored. And what's funny, I made better grades at a community college I went to because it was harder than my state university. I was CHALLENGED! How weird is that?! Oh, and most of my teachers at SWOSU were douche bags.
Duckie

[Cobalt Violet]

176. I haven't shot heroin in 13 years.

[idgiehkt]

187. roflmao. deleted

totally posted in wrong place, lol

must be a sign

edit:

btw, congrats to the nth degree on being clean for that long.

:yourock:

[toadzilla]

178. I have 2 inch diameter holes in my earlobes.

for real.

[ghostsofgiants]

192. Damn, that's big.

I think my piercer's are about that big as well. I want to go up to 00g at the most with mine. (Though I haven't even started yet.)

[toadzilla]

197. see thats what you say now....

i swore i was done at 10g

oops

[ghostsofgiants]

199. Hahaha, 10g is going to be my initial pierce.

I've been known to exhibit plenty of self control, though.

[XemaSab]

179. I'm a shill for Big Energy

:D

[Lowell]

180. I got arrested in the Capitol Building

for carrying a concealed weapon.
I have a conceal carry permit and have carried one for so many years I simply forgot I had my ankle holster on when I went in the building.
They dragged my ass to the basement and questioned me for a couple hours. Ultimately they ran my background and confiscated the pistol, escorted me and my wife to the edge of town and let us go. I really thought I was going down on that one. Hell, the capitol cop told me there was a $500 per round fine. I was carrying ten.
DC doesn't ban weapons, but they do ammo. Go figure. Some of the dumbest gun laws I've ever heard of.

[Burma Jones]

183. I, Uh,

had "relations" on top of a Saint's Tomb......

[NewJeffCT]

185. I've never been drunk or high my whole life

Heck, I've never even smoked a cigarette.

I've led a boring life.

[NewWaveChick1981]

186. I've never been drunk in my life either.

:hi: I drink occasionally, but never to excess. I've seen firsthand what alcohol can do to people, and I guess I self-regulate.

I've smoked pot, but not recently.

[ghostsofgiants]

193. Wow, so I'm NOT the only one!

[u4ic]

195. I've never been drunk either

The only time I ever got remotely high/stoned was with a friend who was taking a valium/gravol mix and I tried it. Many years ago. Buzzed and tired at the same time. I hated the feeling.

[LSK]

190. this is my 20,000th post

Shocking isnt it.

[Shine]

202. Congrats, LSK!!

:toast:

I'm only about 12,000 posts behind ya! :hi:

[av8rdave]

194. ok...brace yourselves...

I went to a military academy

I'm missing half a thumb

Once had an intimate encounter while driving on a freeway (how's that for lock-proof tact?)

[racaulk]

200. I'm scared to death of dolls and mannequins!

They just creep me out! I feel like they're looking at me, you know? If I ever have a daughter I will probably not allow her to have any baby dolls. I'd be too afraid that they would come to life in the middle of the night and kill me in my sleep!

Laugh if you want. I think I saw too many of those "Puppetmaster" and "Child's Play" movies when I was a kid.

[Shine]

201. I did a firewalk when I was 8 mos. pregnant with my first kid.

the hot coals felt like popcorn! Didn't hurt one bit! I figured if I could do that, I could go through labor....

:D