Tonight's Monster Jam is sold out

[flvegan]

Tonight, 66,000 folks are cheering on large trucks (and their drivers) while they crush smaller vehicles.

I'd love to have one of these in traffic, though...

[LeftyMom]

1. Could be worse.

Here I-don't-know-how-many idiots are watching some gap-toothed hillbilly pigfuckers try not to fall off of a bull after shocking it in the nads.

[flvegan]

2. Are these Professional pigfuckers, though?

I believe Pabst is a BIG sponsor of those things.

Says a lot, I think.

[LeftyMom]

3. As far as I know, that's still an amateur only event.

I figured it'd be Budweiser, the official beer of men with no taste.