I think we need to have a talk about Ivanka Trump

[underpants]

So I am looking through Yahoo news photos and this one pops out at me.


Ivanka Trump, daughter of real estate mogul Donald Trump, poses at the InStyle/ Warner Bros. Golden Globes party in Beverly Hills, California January 15, 2007. REUTERS/Fred Prouser (UNITED STATES)

Okay look Donald I know that in the past you have said that you would date her if she wasn't your daughter and I realize that your whole life seems to be consumed with self promotion and I realize that for some reason the already wealthy are for some reason deemed relevant by the press and I realize that since you ran out of wives to alter in some weird fantasy world you seem to have turned your interest onto your daughter and I realize that she is now on your TV show for reasons no one can explain but for GOD SAKES MAN stop it NOW.

[LynneSin]

1. Those are either fake or a industrial strength wonder bar

:eyes:

[underpants]

2. I forgot the part about him pimping out his daughter to counter the Hilton family

Lindsey Lohan went into rehab yesterday

[LynneSin]

3. She didn't have appendix surgery - she probably nearly OD on something

but there are a host of minor organs that can be 'removed' to cover for the excuse

[ghostsofgiants]

17. Her right boob (the one on our left) kinda looks like a zeppelin.

[Midlodemocrat]

4. Did he really say that about his own daughter?

What a complete pig. :puke:

[underpants]

8. "If she weren't my kid, I'd date her"

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,187065,00.html

[Goblinmonger]

5. Yeah, but she went to Wharton

and it DID NOT have anything to do with her daddy going there...she deserved it.

[underpants]

10. I heard that last season

his son too. I laughed out loud. What could they possibly bring to the table???

I had to have this discussion with some relatives whose daughter knocked herself OUT to get into a certain school and got shot down. It isn't the foreigners and minorities that are sucking up those spots, it is the legacies. They had no idea. They had completely bought into the cover story for the uber elite.

[Goblinmonger]

12. I think Ivanka

buys into the story. I have watched her a couple times on Apprentice and I think she really believes she has something to bring to the table. What a tool.

[Hobarticus]

18. What did Dump EVER have to bring to the table, besides daddy's money?

She's picking up right where he left off.

[Catchawave]

21. You forgot your :sarcasm: smilie ?

Daddy Trump had everything to do with his kiddies going to Wharton. Even if it didn't depend on his millions in support, but possibly the Trump name impresses the rest of the alums too.

Do you honestly think Bush got into Harvard's MBA program based on his merit?

At least the Hilton's are more honest than the Bush and Trump families combined.

[Little Wing]

6. Donald Trump is a fuckwad. My parents watch that Apprentice shit, er show

maybe it's their way of wishing I was raking in the big bucks. Anyway, he's just a turd with a combover. He started with an inheritance of 20 million in 1980s dollars, and made money. Big deal.

Besides, aren't most of his casinos bankrupt?

[underpants]

7. He only has a say in about 5% of his "empire"

the rest is run by the banks that he was in hock to.


His father started the real estate business he just expanded it beyond its means

[Pierre.Suave]

9. I just did some, ah..research

on google, and discovered this:

They are fake, no doubt.

[peekaloo]

11. She's a walking advert for the Trump Towers.

it's in her blood.

[jakefrep]

13. She seems to have her shit together better than Paris Hilton

I'm not sure Paris can speak in complete sentences other than "That's hawt!"

[Crabby Appleton]

14. kind of a low bar to clear

[KG]

15. i'd hit it!

:)

[Catchawave]

16. That's a new nose too, which is a shame

nothing wrong with the old one:

[Pithlet]

19. She was much prettier. The new nose is way too small for her face.

Not attractive at all.

[judaspriestess]

20. well at least she brings alot more to the table than

nicole ritchie, who is a disgusting, vile, poor excuse of human being. Ivanka is educated and its not her fault she was born into privelage. She was a guest judge on the last project runway season and she spoke quite eloquently.

[Dora]

22. Too big. Too bad.

It's my understanding that rubber duckies need replacing after several years, and that it's best to go UP in size when refilling.

By the time she's 40, she'll need a handcart for her boobs.