How long will Britney Spears marriage last?

[brainshrub]

Poll question: How long will Britney Spears marriage last?

That's right...she just got married!

http://www.reviewjournal.com/

So now the question: How long before the sex-tape comes ou...uh, I mean, how long before they get divorced?

Note: Yes I didn't put anything between 3 years and forever.

[AntiCoup2K4]

1. She married George Costanza??

SERENITY NOW!!!

[Paragon]

2. She married Jason Alexander?

[MisterP]

15. not THAT one!

:D (he's not 22!)

[lcordero]

3. she would need sex tapes to come out so that she can get

some more mileage out of her 15 minutes.

[opihimoimoi]

4. about 4 nano seconds

[Fenris]

5. I'll play the optimist here and say 1-3 years

After all, people in Hollywood tend to fuck around while married. Why bother with a financially disadvantageous divorce when you can just spread your legs for whatever pop/movie star drops his trousers.

(You could probably tell from the demeanor of my message that I don't much care for Hollywood or Britney Spears. But then again, what sane human does?)

[Syrinx]

6. I don't particularly care for Britney Spears...

But her ass is awesome. :evilgrin:

[Fenris]

8. I've yet to meet her ass

Therefore, I'll wait to make a judgment.

[Syrinx]

9. I met her yak once

And he was quite peculiar. :)

[NoPasaran]

7. Breaking: It's Over

Just kidding

[Wonk]

10. She's already planning to get it annulled, according to one source...

http://people.aol.com/people/news/now/0,10958,570224,00.html

(snip)

A hotel bellman walked her down the aisle.

But before you make any plans to send wedding gifts, a source close to the pop star insists it was all a joke that went too far, and that Spears is already making plans to annul the marriage.

[sasquatch]

11. What she doesn't know is that she's pregnant with my child

:evilgrin:Yeah it isn't something I'm proud of but I was REAL drunk at the time:beer: :hangover:

[Syrinx]

12. you had sex with a southerner? that's disgusting.

:P

[sasquatch]

16. Like I said I was drunk

:evilfrown: She filled me up with that moonshine and it's got quite a kick. I made her call me Ulysses Grant in the middle of it:evilgrin::P

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

13. Someone explain to me...

how this kind of crap isn't a threat to the "sanctity of marriage" that the right-wingers keep bitching about.
Or Who wants to Marry a Llama Herder?
Or The Bachelor(ette)?
Or Married by America?

And two people of the same gender wanting to get married is?

[sasquatch]

19. I don't know but how a bout this reality sitcom pitch

"Married by a Shotgun"

Starring Britney Spears as a 19 year old Louisiana barmaid that get's knocked up by the local rodeo star from the bordering Texas town that 21 years old(played by Ashton Kutcher). Her daddy has the ol' 12 gauge all loaded up for this wedding and it's going off without a hitch. Watch as hilarity insues from a Louisianan and a Texan try to live together.:silly:

It's tough to live in Louisiana. You're stuck between Texas and Missisippi. One side wants to shoot you and the other side wants to fuck you.

[regnaD kciN]

14. Married an ex-boyfriend in Vegas as a "joke that went too far"...

How sad is your life when it starts emulating an episode of Friends?

;-)

[VolcanoJen]

17. The entire escapade smacks of the "Can't Buy Me Love" plotline.

Only shiny, and new, and much, much, stupider...

Didn't someone actually remake this horrific film recently?

...I secretly love the African Anteater Ritual

[sasquatch]

18. It's the southern white trash version

Me and you can go to northern Kentucky to see the real life version. But this one is just as bad.

[brainshrub]

20. Kick!

Because we are talking about how hot Brittney is.

[terrya]

21. The same amount of time as Ethel Meman's and Ernie Borgnine's marriage

30 days.