When I think about you, I touch myself.

[flvegan]

Whatever happened to The Divinyls? I thought they'd be the next Beatles (or at least the next Oasis).

The Divinyls

I Touch Myself Lyrics


I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

Chorus:
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

You're the one who makes me happy honey
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughing
I want to make you mine

I close my eyes
And see you before me
Think I would die
If you were to ignore me
A fool could see
Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees
I'd do anything for you

Chorus

I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

Chorus

I want you
I don't want anybody else
And when I think about you
I touch myself
Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah

Chorus

[LeftyMom]

1. Yeah, I know you do.

:evilgrin:

[Lyric]

2. My SO absolutely loves the Divinyls

I can't stand them, though. Something about her voice just bugs me.

We're the same way about the B-52's. I can't stand Fred Schneider's voice, and the SO just adores them.

[thefool_wa]

3. One hit wonders!

the world needs them, we embrace them, and it has been said that you can live for the rest of your life off the proceeds from just 1 top 20 hit, so hopefully they are living independently and still making music for themselves.

[Guava Jelly]

4. that song is about fornication

I am offended :wow:

[LeftyMom]

5. No, it's about what to do when no fornication is forthcoming.

Not that I'd know. O8)

[Guava Jelly]

11. you mean like she bops

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyq7u6Qt94M
Cyndi Lauper - She Bop
A self pleasuring tune :)

[flvegan]

7. It's about being a superior fisherman, actually.

They are the master baiters of the world.

[Guava Jelly]

14. I have mastered the bating

:)
heck i can do it with one hand tied behind my back :hide: :7

[flvegan]

21. You have to know how to handle the worm.

Or something.

Who ties your hand behind your back for practice, anyway, and how many times have you tried that?

[Guava Jelly]

23. Ancient shaolin style of

slippery one armed Dragon fist technique :7

[flvegan]

25. Oh, you are ON tonight!

Good one!

[Guava Jelly]

28. Its the art of "F____ing without F___ing"

(reference to bruce lee in enter the dragon) "Fighting without fighting"
:silly:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

6. Jesus.

Another thread about me?

[flvegan]

8. No.

Your girlfriend.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

12. *must not get thread locked*

*must not get thread locked*
*must not get thread locked*
*must not get thread locked*
*must not get thread locked*

[LostinVA]

31. That's what I figured

[LeftyMom]

9. Probably.

/me hands Haruka the squirt gun

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

10. Should I just take out the BB gun?

It'll give him a nice sting, but not really hurt him.

[LeftyMom]

13. he's prettier when he's not all bruised up.

:shrug:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

15. Okay...

I just use the AirSoft gun...

*sulks*

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

16. Okay...

I just use the AirSoft gun...

*sulks*

[flvegan]

17. Typing with one hand often results in a double post.

It's a fact.

[Guava Jelly]

18. are you sure

?

[LeftyMom]

19. You'd know.

:P

[Guava Jelly]

20. are you sure

?

[flvegan]

22. You're the king.

That was beautiful.

[Guava Jelly]

24. are you sure

?
:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

26. I was typing with two hands.

You sick twisted fuck.

[LeftyMom]

29. .

:wow:

:rofl:

[flvegan]

30. Damn.

Shoulda had a comma after "sick" but still, damn.

[LostinVA]

32. I know it does

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

34. BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!

:spray:

:rofl:

[LostinVA]

35. hehehehe

[LostinVA]

33. I know it does

[Deja Q]

27. Like this?

[HCE SuiGeneris]

37. No, like this (caution)

[Kerrytravelers]

36. This came out when I was in high school. We use to sing it in the hallways.

The teachers were less than thrilled.

Now that I am a teacher, I can understand, but at the time, I loved singing it.


Now, don't ask me about that song at drunken high school parties. :evilgrin:

[BarenakedLady]

38. Hey, what a coincidence!

:evilgrin:

[flvegan]

39. Oh, do tell!!!

C'mon...

[BarenakedLady]

40. Well first I think about your amazing...

....what do you think I'm nuts? Your girlfriend can totally kick my ass!

I'll just keep my fantasies to myself thankyouverymuch. :evilgrin:

[flvegan]

41. D'oh!!!!

No, fantasies are best shared. Really.

So...go on, first you think about my amazing...

[LeftyMom]

42. /me hands BNL the squirt gun

Aim for the nose. He hates that.

[BarenakedLady]

43. Just like a dog, eh?

:rofl:

I suppose you could always lock him in a crate when he gets naughty. :shrug:

[LeftyMom]

44. But that would punish me.

I'd make him work it off. :D

[flvegan]

45. Obviously, you and BNL have some differences.

I think that you two should wrestle, in oil, topless, to sort this all out.

[LeftyMom]

46. Oil?

Oil just leaves a mess. (Soy) Pudding is better, as somebody has to lick it off.

[flvegan]

47. Italian dressing is even better. It's mucho slippery. Ask Mike Patton...

he'll tell you.

[LeftyMom]

49. One of these days, you have to post that story on DU.

:rofl:

[flvegan]

53. One day I shall.

Oh, how he looked, naked, dripping with dressing, wrapped in a newspaper.

He bribed the Domino's delivery kid to give him his shirt. Strange boy that Mike. Strange boy.

[LeftyMom]

55. Okay, that just spoiled half the story.

You suck.

:pout:

[flvegan]

56. No, I whetted the appetite.

So many other facets to that story, so little time.

[LeftyMom]

57. True. The whole thing starts out strange and keeps going.

It's the :wtf: tone in your voice when you tell it that makes the whole thing though. :rofl:

[flvegan]

58. It's part of what makes him so incredibly, deliciously hawt!!!!

Mmmmm...creamy white, dreamy white...Nestles makes the very best, N-E-S-T-L-E-S...

[LeftyMom]

59. You, my dear, need a hobby.

And no, no matter what the kids keep telling you, scooping poop doesn't count.

[flvegan]

60. Dude, Mike Patton in Vision shorts with his 90's hair...

he makes me seriously question my sexuality.

[LeftyMom]

61. Yeah, I know.

:eyes:

[flvegan]

63. Look how

he straddles this chair...

[BarenakedLady]

48. I agree

soy pudding would be tasty. Chocolate would be nice, or vanilla, or something with bananas...

[LeftyMom]

50. Definitely chocolate. Or chocolate mint.

:9

[BarenakedLady]

52. Yummy!

:9

[Dangerously Amused]

51. Goodness, what a coincidence!

And it just so happens I'm thinking about you right now...



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQl7XMqDLgU

[flvegan]

54. That's not me in the video.

She has much bigger frontal pec assets than I do.

[ldf]

62. the smell of burning leather,

as we hold each other tight...

:-)

[Generic Brad]

64. Then you need to boost your self esteem

Most people look at me like I'm a porcupine and they steer clear.

[Call Me Wesley]

65. Locking.

This story has become tiresome. No sex threads.



Thank you!

Call Me Wesley
DU Moderator