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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 10:39 PM
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The ULTIMATE fortune cookie...
It can't be improved by "the suffix"* and this one has a distinct ring of truth to it:

"You are soon going to change your present line of work"

The writing is in very faded ink too.

To edify the ignorant: "the suffix" is a two word phrase that renders any fortune cookie far more interesting. For example, a given fortune might read "You make people smile".

Now add the suffix and it reads:

"You make people smile, in bed"

Cool, huh? :evilgrin:
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