DU...Bad vibes request, please

[dolo amber]

Really, really bad vibes for someone horrible. Someone I work with who for the past 2 days, while our new supervisor is "observing" our department, is making my life hell. "Do you need any help? I know you get behind some days..."

Yes. I get behind. Because you NEVER ANSWER THE PHONE, AND I HAVE TO DEAL WITH UPSET CUSTOMERS, TAKE ORDERS, RUN AND FIND WHOEVER'S NEEDED FOR ANY PARTICULAR CALL, *ON TOP OF* my other job duties, you passive-aggressive pigfucking suck-up. Because you NEVER ANSWER THE PHONE (did I mention this?). :nuke:

Any prayers, mojo, voodoo, sacrifices, or flaming bags of dog poo on her doorstep appreciated. :hi:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

1. Instead...

I'm sending good vibes to you...

Sending bad vibes makes me feel awful. I'm hoping your new supervisor will take note of how wonderful you are in spite of the the asshole co-worker. :hug::hug::hug:

[dolo amber]

5. That works

Wishing bad vibes on her kinda makes me feel awful too, as she's really sorta pathetic. But then I think back on the last couple days and wishing bad vibes seems less horrid than my initial instict of like spiking her latte with Ex-Lax or something. ;)

Thanks GoG. :toast:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

31. I used to work with someone like that...

In the initial stages of anger, I found that an online voodoo doll such as this one http://www.mmdfactory.com/voodoo/ was quitetherapeutic. :evilgrin:

[dolo amber]

36. That's...disturbingly fun

I only fear it will work and she'll use it as an excuse to do even *less* work. :D

:hi:

[ghostsofgiants]

2. Yessss, smite the jerks!

[dolo amber]

6. Smiting is figure-friendly

I'm bullish on figure friendly. :thumbsup:

[ghostsofgiants]

10. Smite some bastards for me too, wouldja?

[dolo amber]

15. I'm kickin' it Old Testament

Yo.

[greatauntoftriplets]

3. Good vibes to you, bad vibes to the supervisor.....

Can I please have the same in return?

:hug:

[dolo amber]

7. Anytime!

May a miniature Sherman tank pummel them with string beans whilst they are in an indelicate situation. :patriot:

[greatauntoftriplets]

8. What a perfect image.....

as long as I am not around to see it.

:evilgrin:

[Ptah]

4. Mods, this belongs in GD, aka bad vibe central

Plenty there to go around.

[dolo amber]

9. Yes, but those are often wildly inaccurate

idealogical general bad vibes...I need *specific* bad vibes here. :P

[Ptah]

26. au contraire, mon ami

I've seen bad vibes,
focused specifically on some extremely fine line.

It's like 1-800-BAD-VIBE

Toll free.

[bridgit]

11. ha! good one...

:thumbsup:

[Ptah]

27. Thanks

:hi:

[bridgit]

12. i'll put mr. stinky on the case...

x(

[dolo amber]

17. Yay!

:D

That'll get her! :bounce:

[jpgray]

13. These are dingy and out of tune

[dolo amber]

16. You're being *hilarious*

That's ADORABLE. :loveya:

[jpgray]

18. I wrote a crappy poem for my lady love

I'm being esoteric. :P

[dolo amber]

22. You're being punny

That's HILARIOUS. :loveya:

[Hissyspit]

14. 10% do 90% of the work.

Vibes sent.

[dolo amber]

20. And those 10% are constantly disparaged

because they're too busy doing the work to run and *tell* the bosses like a 5 yr old. :grr:

Thanks, Hissyspit. :patriot:

[peekaloo]

19. Good vibes for you. No vibes for the evil one BUT

I'm hoping someone will use this person's rib cage as a(n) xylophone. (Vibes are too mellow)

:D

[dolo amber]

23. Yeah!

I'll have to remember that for future good/bad xylophone requests. :D :hi:

[LaraMN]

21. Dolooo! I'll send some diarrhea vibes.

JackMN seems to FINALLY be done using them, but I'm sure they're floating around, so I'll wish them your co-worker's way.

:bounce:
:hi:

[dolo amber]

24. Egad!

Just make sure they arrive at her place like...7, 8 at night. And take effect immediately. So's to not compound her annoyingness by bringing them to work and sharing. :D

Glad wee Jack is better, btw. :hi: :hug:

[BarenakedLady]

25. Sure I have plenty of bad mojo to spare

Take it, take it all. x(

[dolo amber]

29. Consider it taken and appropriately distributed

And I thank you for your support. :patriot:

[SPKrazy]

33. It's Gone Now!

good riddance!

:hug:

[eyesroll]

28. I'll wish a nasty court case on her.

What do you want...an embarassing vice crime? Tax fraud? Custody battle?

[dolo amber]

30. She's really big into tea

Maybe some humiliating geo-political intrigue involving tea sweatshops... :think:

[SeattleGirl]

32. Don't wanna give out bad vibes, however, I WILL send some good

ones to you! Having a bad person in the office is awful.

So, a barrel full of good vibes, dolo, and hopes that this person either move on to somethign better (thus making your workplace a much better space for YOU), or that she lose interest in tormenting you.

:hug:

[dolo amber]

34. ...

:yourock:

Plus, you're a much better person than I. :D

[SPKrazy]

35. I Knew My Sis Would Come Up With Somthing Good!

:pals: :pals:

[RetroLounge]

May she get a really bad burning rash

in her nether-regions...

:hi:

RL

[dolo amber]

38. Aaaack! Dude!

I don't wanna think about her nethers! x(

Just for that, I demand you come hang out again soon and watch me get drunk. :P :D :bounce:

[RetroLounge]

40. Only if hedges keeps his clothes on this time

or not...

and jane-pippen has to come hang out too...

:hi:

RL

[rug]

37. Some VooDu for you.

:evilfrown:

[dolo amber]

39. Thanks rug

We should start a VooDU movement. It's going places! :D

[rug]

41. GD's a good place to start.

[Zhade]

42. Posts like this make me very glad "sending vibes" doesn't work.

NT!

[Danger Mouse]

43. Goat's blood.

Acquire some. Use it to draw a pentagram on the floor. Say my name backwards five times.
I will come to your aid, but the price is very high...very, very high... :evilgrin: