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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-11-06 09:01 PM
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My toddler just snorted jello
I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry, but he bent down, stuck his nose in the jello, and snorted a wad of jello.

Look, I know I am in kind of a grey area when it comes to 42O laws but damnnnnn
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-11-06 09:17 PM
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1. Future Tony Montana?
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-11-06 09:19 PM
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2. That's how I started
Pretty soon I was snorting Jello shots!
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-11-06 09:21 PM
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3. Then you gotta try it yourself! It's fun.
Kids are great, aren't they?

Redstone
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YankeyMCC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-11-06 09:22 PM
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4. Oh boy...Jello is a Gateway sugar delivery system you know
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Bat Boy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-11-06 10:39 PM
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5. Just quietly talk him down...
And if you have any Pink Floyd, go ahead and put that on. Preferably "Dark Side of the Moon."

Not "The Wall." I know some people who had some very bad trips listening to "The Wall".

Kid should be okay in about ten hours.
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Ava Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-11-06 10:40 PM
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6. ewww
:rofl:
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