My imaginary friend from childhood just called

[Oeditpus Rex]

She's pregnant.

:scared:

[bertha katzenengel]

1. *blink*

And all this time, you've been wondering where she disappeared to before that Dodgers game in '81, when she went down for an autograph and slipped into the dugout with Steve Sax . . .

:hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. Nah, that didn't worry me

I knew Sax would throw her into the seats.

[bertha katzenengel]

4. LOL

Good one!

[BikeWriter]

3. oh. shit.

[JackBeck]

5. Is it yours?

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. Well...

I haven't seen her since I was 4.

:shrug:

[JackBeck]

11. Well, she could have sneaked in while you weren't paying attention

and got all Jerry Springer on ya'. Alls I'm sayin'...

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. ROFL!

"'In Your Mind, Baby Mine' — Imaginary Friends' Paternity Suits."

:rofl:

[JackBeck]

17. There you go.

You should be a show producer.

:rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

6. So am I

imaginarily and we need to have a talk.

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. YOU were my imaginary friend??

:hug:

[BarenakedLady]

9. Yes. So what are we going to do?

We must decide what to do with this imaginary child that I'm carrying!

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. Uh... well...

I guess that depends on how you feel about imaginary abortion. :shrug:

[BarenakedLady]

19. Oh my

*sob* Are you telling me *sob hic sob* that you don't want to have our imaginary child? *weeps uncontrollably*

[Oeditpus Rex]

24. No

I'm asking you to imagine what you want to do. It's your imaginary body. :shrug:

[BarenakedLady]

25. You

Need to take responsibility for your imaginary part in this imaginary child! Don't you remember our imaginary time together? You imaginarily said you would be with me forever! Can't you even pretend to care?

[Oeditpus Rex]

26. Who could've imagined

the imaginary war? :shrug:

[BarenakedLady]

27. You shall be hearing

from my imaginary lawyer Mr. Rex!

[Oeditpus Rex]

28. Your imaginary lawyer's name is Mr. Rex?

Imagine that.

:P

[BarenakedLady]

29. Ok

That made me actually laugh out loud. :rofl:

:applause:

[Oeditpus Rex]

30. Then my work is done here

I'm needed elsewhere... I imagine.

[BarenakedLady]

31. Nooooooooooo

Don't leave me and our imaginary child. You must do the honorable thing.

[Oeditpus Rex]

32. How would I know

what the honorable thing is? :shrug:




There's a Frank Burns line in there somewhere. I know there is.

[BarenakedLady]

33. Well

First, you need to pretend to propose to me, then we have an imaginary wedding with my imaginary father holding an imaginary shotgun at your back. Then we pretend to live happily ever after. DUH!!?

[Oeditpus Rex]

34. I'm supposed to be intimidated

by an imaginary shotgun?



What am I, Elmer Fudd? :shrug:

[BarenakedLady]

35. Oh you hurt me

:cry:

[Oeditpus Rex]

36. You're imagining things

:eyes:

[Guava Jelly]

10. I buried my Imaginary friend in the woods

And I aborted my inner child :7
:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

13. I Ate My Inner Child

but my imaginary friend(s) are still out there I just forgot about them

can you help me?


:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

18. I will hunt them down like Dog the Imaginary friend hunter

I can destroy them if you like? :7

[SPKrazy]

20. I Think That One Of Them Is Really Hot

but if there's these other two, you can destroy them

but leave the really hot one for me.

Thanks Dog, go get 'em!


:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

12. Drama

dang, I never had an imaginary friend that could get pregnant thank Gawd

wait a minute?

how do I know that?

I could have imaginary kids already, grown, and imaginary grandkids

I'm feeling imaginary paternity suits and back pay on child support coming

:hide:

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. No prob

You can pay 'em with the money you wish you had.

:P

[SPKrazy]

21. Man, You Are Thinking Tonight!

that's right, I've got unlimited funds (imaginary ones) so what do I care what they try to take from me, I'll always have more!

:thumbsup:

[Oeditpus Rex]

22. Yeah, you can buy 'em all imaginary houses

:bounce:

[SPKrazy]

23. Maybe Even Give Them Imaginary Cars To Drive

and they can imagine their own imaginary people and soon they will have imaginary paternity suits and all the rest.

It will be an imaginary world as bad as the real world if they put their minds to it!


:rofl: