Wow!!! I just got emails about enlarging my willy, pleasuring my partner, & getting 38 million USD!

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

I am basically all set now.

[Sanity Claws]

1. Free your willy!

Don't enlarge it.

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

3. but the email said I should

[Sanity Claws]

4. Who are going to believe?

Wonder Woman or an anonymous emailer?

[plcdude]

5. I'm for that

and do so whenever possible.

[BarenakedLady]

2. Awesome!

:yourock:

[billyskank]

6. With 38 million USD, you won't need a big willy

;)

[ChoralScholar]

7. A colleague asked me

how I kept from getting penis enlargement e-mails.

I said. "Simple. Mine doesn't need to be enlarged"

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

8. I get it. I've got to get the word out.

....unless....hey, wait...maybe the word already is out. Sonofa!

[crim son]

9. ...

...sucks to be you... :rofl:

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

10. alright, that's it. I'm going for the ruler. Settle this damn thing.

[crim son]

11. It's not the size of the wand...

it's the - well, I'm sure you've muttered that one to yourself. :rofl:

Kidding :) of course.

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

13. okay, turns out the ruler was no help

but a friend had a tape measure...so those emails are going into the spam filter from here on out! (except the one about the 38 million USD. now that's gonna be handy when it gets deposited by Ghutrfa Afflenpahhtty, my new Nigerian buddy, directly into my bank account.)

[RebelOne]

12. Wow, you better jump on that 38 million now.

Some guy in Nigeria is waiting to hear from you.