Am I wrong for

[Mutley]

adding lots and lots of quotes to make my paper longer? I've already said everything of substance that I need to say. Anyone else have any ideas on how to fluff a paper?

:P

(Only two more pages to go until I get the required eight! w00t!)

[PVnRT]

1. Hey, if the teacher is lame enough to require a length

Then you have every obligation to cheat to comply to it. This includes lots of quotes.

My favorite technique is to choose long quotes, then block them in smaller font. It actually takes up more room.

[Mutley]

2. I, uh, considered that

but I can't figure out how to block quotes. :blush:

I am not usually required to use sources on papers. Usually it's just drivel from my own (less than) brilliant mind.

[PVnRT]

3. Just do this

blah blah blah blah <3>:

After inserting a line, center the quote text and size it a font size smaller.

blah blah blah blah

[Mutley]

5. It doesn't seem to look right.

I really don't do this sort of thing very well, especially on a severe lack of sleep. Thanks for attemtping to enlighten me, though. :P

[MrCoffee]

4. how are you citing your sources?

footnotes take up more space than endnotes.

on edit: don't forget to annotate your notes. you can cram more BS into an annotated footnote than you ever dreamed possible.

[Mutley]

6. Can't.

She wants in-text citations. "I hate hate hate footnotes," she said.

[MrCoffee]

7. a pox on her then.

she's obviously a control freak. who hates footnotes? :shrug:

[Mutley]

9. A pox on her, indeed.

I hate hate hate needlessly long research papers.

[Mutley]

8. I'm about to end it a page short

If she's going to dock me a grade because my perfectly acceptable six and a half page papaer isn't long enough, then fuck it. This is my last semester, and I'm only concerned with passing and getting the hell out of here.