BREAKING NEWS: MICHAEL BOLTON RESIGNS

[Torgo Johnson]

ASSHAT SINGER PROMISES TO NEVER RELEASE ANOTHER RECORDING AS LONG AS HE IS STILL ALIVE. DION AND CETERA RESIGNATIONS RUMORED SOON TO FOLLOW.

[Maddy McCall]

1. LOL!

:thumbsup:

[Tyler Durden]

3. Have I mentioned that I LOVE your frog?

Phibs is the SHIT duda. LOVE them phibs.

Ever tried Frog Ranch Salsa? Not the cheapest but one of the best. Also they send some profits to support phibs.

[Maddy McCall]

10. Thanks!

I like him too. :D

:hi:

[azmouse]

2. Add Streisand to that list and I'll be on Cloud Nine.

[matcom]

4. add John Tesh and its a trifecta

:bounce:

[Tyler Durden]

5. Don't forget Kenny G

I want to kick that tenor sax down his elevator music throat.

[azmouse]

7. I think of Garth from Wayne's World imaging himself in a dentist chair

when Kenny G music is playing. :rofl:

[azmouse]

6. Perfect! LOL

[Torgo Johnson]

9. Let's not forget Yanni

The 51-year-old pianist, whose given name is John Yanni Christopher, allegedly struck the woman after ordering her to move out of his house last Thursday, according to a Manalapan Police Department report. The woman, whose name has been redacted from the report by cops, told investigators that Christopher asked her to move out during dinner and that when the pair returned home, the musician verbally abused her, calling her a "cunt" and "whore." He also allegedly told her that she was "garbage" and, as such, "should be packing her things in garbage bags."

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0307061yanni1.html

[WhollyHeretic]

8. I think this is a day that we, as Americans, can all come together and rejoice

and throw away our earplugs.