Who is your favorite fake plant sitter?

[graywarrior]

Poll question: Who is your favorite fake plant sitter?

Mr. Graywarrior is sad. He never wins contests. I've entered him into my fake plant sitter contest. Vote for your favorite. Be honest. If he loses, he gets a spanking.

Mr. Gray


Dick


Pope Bennie


Rummie


Saddam

[Left Is Write]

1. I don't know what the fake plant sitter reference is all about, BUT...

Your hubby is definitely a looker! :)

[graywarrior]

2. He'll love to hear this. He needs an ego boost right now.

[Kerrytravelers]

3. You married well...

... and that's not based on comparisons!

[RevolutionaryActs]

4. You're greedy!

You want Bob and Lukas when you have a handsome guy like that at home? Sheesh. :eyes:

[graywarrior]

5. But but...he lurves Darryl Hannah.

[RevolutionaryActs]

6. She is pretty.

But still, you're greedy. :P

[graywarrior]

7. No, I'm practical. Mr. Gray could leave me for her at any time.

[RevolutionaryActs]

8. I guess you're right, always good to have a back-up plan.

Or two. ;)

[graywarrior]

9. Exactly...we all should...even Mr. Gray.

[WhollyHeretic]

10. I guess the big question is

Does he want to win the contest or does he want the spanking?
:yoiks:

[graywarrior]

11. If he wins, I get spanked.

[YankeyMCC]

12. Frak...I'm going have nightmares about that pope pix

That's one disturbing looking picture.

[graywarrior]

13. I worked hard to get that Joy to the World pic.

[Kutjara]

17. He looks like the Pope that Stole Christmas. n/t

[graywarrior]

22. Ha ha

[cwydro]

14. What a handsome guy!

Love that poll!:rofl:

[graywarrior]

15. Bet you'd like this one.

[Texasgal]

16. Wow!

Mr Gray is HAWT!

There is something about a man with grey hair... I LOVE IT!

[graywarrior]

19. You should hear his Bob Dylan imitations.

[graywarrior]

18. 84 views and 5 votes?! WTF people! What'r you, little cowards.

Vote!!!!

[billyskank]

20. All I can say is

:rofl:


:yourock: graywarrior!

[graywarrior]

21. Back atcha, dude.

If I were a gay man, I'd be on a plane over there right now.

[billyskank]

23. Actually

Lukas aside, I prefer women. ;)

[graywarrior]

24. Lukas prefers both.

[billyskank]

25. He certainly didn't look like a ladies-only man to me

Only half of humanity could not possibly be sufficient for him. :)

[graywarrior]

26. Case in point.

[billyskank]

27. He reminds me of the guy from Placebo

That's another man who's simply too handsome to live.

[graywarrior]

29. Post his pic so I can be tortured.

[billyskank]

31. Okay, he's not as gorgeous as Lukas, but here ya go

[graywarrior]

30. You mean?

[billyskank]

32. That's him

:D

[graywarrior]

38. My my my. But he looks like he could kick your ass.

[billyskank]

39. My ass? Doesn't take much to kick my ass

No big deal.

[graywarrior]

40. No, not "your" ass specifically. He just looks tougher than

[liberal hypnotist]

28. Unfair voting practices

Hey, if I was worried about my fake plants, I'd get Saddam. He'd torture and then kill a fake plant thief. This other guy looks like he'd cower in a corner. " Ooh don't hurt me, take the plants". Go Saddam!

[graywarrior]

33. Prove you even have fake plants!

[crim son]

34. Not only does Mr. graywarrior win, it's NO CONTEST!

And, he's cute too!

[billyskank]

37. He reminds me of Christopher Lee

only cooler.

[crim son]

41. That's it!

I was trying to figure out who he looked like!

[graywarrior]

43. Ya think?

[crim son]

47. I totally think.

Good looks in a husband aren't all-important, but they can't hurt!! Lucky lady. :7

[graywarrior]

48. He's luckier. Bwahahahahahaha.

[crim son]

49. You are right, of course.

:yourock:

[graywarrior]

50. I'm his Lukas. OMG, bwahahahahaha

[crim son]

52. You ARE.

And your eyes are better than Lukas'. No offense to the gorgous young man, of course! But without his eyeliner, they'd just be... eyes :shrug: Yeah, I'm just trying to egg you on :rofl:

[graywarrior]

53. I should be this gorgeous. I got nothin' on him.

[crim son]

54. You'd look nasty with a soul patch.

Who am I to joke about infatuation, anyway? :rofl:

[graywarrior]

55. You couldn't mean....

[crim son]

56. Stop!

Don't touch that pole!

I watched the first season of Lost even though it played like a big soap opera, just to sigh over that body.

Funny, when we're young and all the men who approach have that body, we don't even notice. Now when, if we happen to come by such a thing by chance, here and there, we are astonished at our good fortune. Or maybe that's just me. :evilgrin:

[graywarrior]

57. Guys like that never approached me.

I got the weirdo's. The skinny, skanky rockers who all had crabs. Sheesh.

[graywarrior]

42. No way! I have to go look.

[graywarrior]

44. He does dress like this around the house.

[billyskank]

45. ...

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

46. See? Tis why Lukas will have to really fight for me.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

35. Mr. Gray is a handsome feller!!

And why are Saddam's eyes RED in that picture, and I'm not talking about the whites of his eyes.
Duckie

[graywarrior]

36. He's so pissed. he's seeing red.

[philosophie_en_rose]

51. Pope Benedict does have a mighty cool hat.

But Graywarrior is cool too. :)

[speedoo]

58. I voted for Mr. Gray.

The idea of you getting a spanking was too much to overcome.

Now then. Since it appears to be a landslide, who gets to do the spanking?:evilgrin:

[graywarrior]

59. You get the spanking, you little brat.