I wish I were single so I can flirt with all of you!

[Writer]

I keep getting this need-for-recreation vibe. This is aside from the fact that I'm happily married to a man who, as I write this, is in the process of cooking a gourmet dinner for the both of us. :D

I'm 31. I've been married for 5 1/2 years. But that other half of me, the devilina, needs a gasp of air. Help! Is this normal? Mr. Writer truly is a great guy.

(Or... could you spare a little oxygen? :evilgrin:)

[matcom]

1. doesn't stop me

and Mrs Matcom is reading this right now :rofl:

[Writer]

3. Ohhhhh lucky you!

How long have you been married?

[matcom]

4. 10,000 years

or 11

or .......

something like that.

i'm sure she will weigh in and tell you any minute now :rofl:

[Writer]

6. I think I'll have suffocated after 11 years...

Mr. Writer and I need to have a chat. :)

[KitchenWitch]

5. Homina homina homina!

:evilgrin:

[matcom]

7. YOU are TOPS on my list missy!

:rofl:

or maybe HERS :think:

[KitchenWitch]

9. ...

Not sure I want to be tops on hers!

:scared:

[Rabrrrrrr]

30. Yes, but the girl's locker room at the elementary school doesn't count

:eyes:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

2. I'm single.

:hi:

[Haole Girl]

8. Uh oh..

..does this mean I can't flirt
because I am married?

I'm in big trouble! ;-)

[Writer]

10. I don't lie... I can do it on the sly...

but Mr. Writer might say "bye bye!" ;)

[Mrs.Matcom]

11. Sigh...!

Yes we have been married for almost 10 years (matcom you moran) and have been together for 10,000 years!

BTW you do not have to be single to get some oxygen!!! matcom does it all the time!!! flirt that is! I'll flirt with you! I'm safe, married, straight (probably going to catch shit for this comment)and totally into flirting! :) :hug:

'sides I bet if you show Mr.Writer this thread, it will turn on 'all kinds of lights' for both of you!!!

[KitchenWitch]

12. Have I told you lately that I love you!

:yourock:

[matcom]

14. no but can I watch???

HUH????

:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

18. You would like that far too much mister!

:evilgrin:

[matcom]

19. well..... DUH!

in other breaking news, Water is Wet :P

[Mrs.Matcom]

23. SHUT IT!!!!

Damn you woman, where is my supper??? Get in the kitchen beotch and cook!!!!










:*

Love you, you big Moran!!!

[matcom]

24. "Matcom made me GRINCHY???"

:rofl:

where the HELL did you learn to change your SIG????!1111

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

29. Hey, you two

[matcom]

32. is that the Chastity Belt key?

KEWL!!

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

33. For that

you get this:

[matcom]

34. but i need a PHILIPS HEAD!!

x(

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

37. Left- or right-handed?

:shrug:

[Mrs.Matcom]

20. Actually..

no. You haven't, but I lurv you too!!! :*

[matcom]

13. THERE you are!

but after all those years, why would you want them to turn ON the lights? x(

[Writer]

15. I'll flirt with the Mr., but I'm afraid I'm not built to flirt with a Mrs.!

I'm, like, a 1 on the Kinsey scale. :blush: But I already have told Mr. Writer that I enjoy watching him "enjoy." I wonder if that feeling is mutual?

[matcom]

17. *Yelling*....

SWITCH!!!!

:rofl:

[Mrs.Matcom]

22. ok, umm and the answer would be...

YES, of course the feeling would be "mutual" :D Don't know too many men that would not like to see their SOs flirt with another woman!

[Schema Thing]

16. Hey, I wish you were single so you could flirt with me too.

or was that flirting? hmmmm

[SPKrazy]

21. Flirt Away

if you want to

but if you don't, then don't worry about it

;-)

[fizzgig]

25. you used the proper tense in your subject line

i can't really comment on the OP, but damn the subject line made me happy

[Writer]

26. Proper grammar turns me on, too!

(((SWEAT!)))

Oh, honey, continue your good use of syntax and verb conjugation...

Oh yeah!

(((PANT!)))

[fizzgig]

27. ...

:rofl:

good to know i'm not the only one

[Oeditpus Rex]

31. That should be

"but (comma) damn (comma)."



Your place or mine?

:evilgrin:

[fizzgig]

35. i've had an irrational fear of commas

since my dad told me i was too comma happy...

and yours, my roommate might get grumpy

:evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

36. You wouldn't like mine

There're commas all over the floor.

[fizzgig]

38. well

they say the only way to overcome a fear is to confront it

[Oeditpus Rex]

39. Would it help

if I mixed in some other punctuation?



The commas would get pissed, but screw 'em. They'll just have to learn about diversity.

[fizzgig]

40. make sure there are plenty of semicolons

i really like semicolons

[Oeditpus Rex]

41. I'll make some calls

:hi:

[Guava Jelly]

28. Me to...but you are not single :o( sniff sniff

Guess I can't even imagine giving you a full body massage.
Feeding you chocolate bon bons and kissing your neck.
too bad.:(
Well I guess I'll just have to find a single duer :7
:rofl:

[Writer]

42. Bad boy!

:evilgrin:

[momophile]

43. I understand

All the flirting that goes on in here kinda makes me jealous. But then I look over at my sweet hubbie and I'm not so jealous. Still, I wish I would have had DU when I was single.

[u4ic]

44. Go ahead...

I can keep a secret. ;)

[Hissyspit]

45. yes it's normal

:)

[Writer]

46. UPDATE: Pippin the Dog says...

"Away from her, fools, she's MINE!"