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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-28-06 08:20 PM
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I just ate the most disgusting chicken dinner of my life...(rant)
I used one of those McCormick "Bag and Season" mixes because I was short on time and ideas. Last time I was in the grocery store it seemed like a good idea so I bought one, and let me tell you folks..RETCCCHHHHH!
The seasoning glopped onto the chicken in repulsively salty gummy chunks, and if you think that sounds bad, you should have smelled it. The flavor can only be described as something that (I imagine) came straight from the depths of Satan's asscrack.I can't believe that the taste-retarded mouth-breathers at McCormick (a FRIGGIN' SPICE COMPANY) couldn't find a better blend of herbs and spices than that apalling,slithery voodoo-in-a-sack.At least McCormick had the foresight to provide a sack for us to vomit in. What a FRIGGIN' WASTE of good ingredients!





:grr: :nuke: :grr: :grr: :grr: :nuke:

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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-28-06 08:22 PM
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1. heh...
Satan's asscrack! Yet another good name for a band! :rofl:

Sorry your dinner sucked.
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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-28-06 09:10 PM
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5. How about "Voodoo In a Sack"?
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belladonna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-28-06 08:24 PM
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2. I tried that once myself, so I feel your pain
It was sort of.... I dunno what the word is.... SLIMY???? Blech, never again for me. Sorry you had to experience that :hug:
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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-28-06 09:09 PM
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4. It was just plain nasty...
I should have stuck to my own tried an true...ah well..live and learn I guess.
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-28-06 08:25 PM
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3. You suffered so the rest of us do not have to.
For that I thank you.
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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-28-06 09:11 PM
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6. If one life can be saved...
by my agony then it was well worth it.
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-28-06 09:15 PM
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7. That's the spirit! n/t
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