One Of The Most Fantastic RANTS On The Internets (I'm in TEARS laughing)

[matcom]

http://fuckchristmas.org/

this dude covers it all!

O'Reilly :rofl:
Gibson :rofl:
FOX NEWS :rofl:
etc.... :rofl:

i'll give you 2 warnings. 1 for language and 1 for the BELLY-ACHE you are about to receive

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

1. Have you read his other rants?

Like fuckthesouth, fucksouthdakota, etc? Pure gold.

[matcom]

2. no but i'll look them up

:rofl:

[trof]

6. Oh god...oh god...I'm reading fuckthesouth

And tears are running down this ol' Alabama boy's cheeks.
priceless
:rofl:

[matcom]

8. just finished that one myself

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

:rofl:

[johnnie]

3. That is fucking great!

I was actually laughing here at work. Luckily I do a lot of weird things here, so no one pays attention. But that guy is good.

[trof]

4. Yeah...what HE said.

And IN SPADES!
Thanks for the laughs.

[matcom]

5. i've read it 3 times

in a row. tears. fucking tears

[underpants]

7. Sorry, where were we? Oh yeah, fuck Christmas

I got a message from the elves they wanted me to post this as well.

http://journals.democraticunderground.com/underpants/5
Not as good but still fun.

Rudolph comes on Dec.8th 8PM on CBS

http://journals.democraticunderground.com/underpants/10

[matcom]

10. .....

:applause:

:rofl:

[Pale Blue Dot]

9. OMG... the loofah... I never thought about that before.

I just thought it was funny that he mixed up the words "falafel" and "loofah".

"That’s right. Bill O’Reilly, fount of morals, is super familiar with the female anatomy. So much so, that he knows how good it feels to have one’s p***y exfoliated."

:rofl:

[NewJeffCT]

11. Thanks

That was a great read.

[Initech]

12. Fucking hilarious!

:spray:

[ThomCat]

13. Those rants are amazing!

:rofl:

[matcom]

14. kick

:kick:

more need to read this FANTASTIC piece!

[Redstone]

15. The "Fuck the South" guy is BACK! Oh, yes.

Redstone

[xmas74]

16. Holy shit!

K&R and passed on to my brother. He'll piss himself!

[QMPMom]

17. *must not laugh out loud* Hehehehehe!

This is great!

[Dukkha]

18. wow this is a must read for everyone

time to start mailbombing the fundy family

[SeattleGirl]

19. OMG! This guy is GREAT!

:rofl:

[Gatchaman]

20. This is a great rant too

http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=2384