Thanksgiving report. Wow. My 2nd cousin is the most unhappy evil genius of a 15 year old girl

[zonkers]

I have ever met. Straight A student but the nastiest kid ever. She curses at the table, tells her mom to fuck off. Her mom and dad (divorced) do nothing. The dad seems amused. I gave her a look as she started to dis my mom and she wisely backed off. This kid is nuts. She destroyed everyone's dinnner. We have never spent much time with side of the family and I now know why. Utterly dysfunctional. Anyone have their own thanksgiving horror story to make me feel better?

[Darth_Kitten]

1. I would have tossed the gravy boat at the little @#$#@#

but that's just me.

[xchrom]

2. i'm with you.

i'd have made that child regret being born.

[WilliamPitt]

3. "You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece."

"From now on your name is Gomer Pyle."

"Do you think I'm cute, Pyle, do you think I'm funny? Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face. Well any fucking time, sweetheart."

Etc.

In all instances like you describe, channeling Gunnery Seargent Hartman is a good and necessary thing.

This little piece of crud sounds like she needed to drop and give you twenty-five.

Next time you see her, ask her what her fifth general order is.

[Little Wing]

4. Not the 5th, everyone knows that one,

To quit my post only when properly relieved.

Number 7 is much more fitting in this case

[puerco-bellies]

5. OMG I've forgotten my General Orders..

I NEVER thought that would happen!!!

[JVS]

6. Perhaps you should have sent her to the "children's table"

or out for a walk

[Little Wing]

7. btw, most kids are straight-A students these days, the parents have managed

to bully the teachers into giving the grades away. It's becoming a problem with colleges because all the kids coming in are 4.0 or 'above'.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

8. It's significant that she laid off your mother when you gave her the evil eye

Brats like that know with uncanny accuracy who will tolerate their crap and who won't.

[skygazer]

9. "Her mom and dad (divorced) do nothing"

Classic bid for attention. When good grades and good behavior don't elicit a response, most kids resort to lousy behavior in an effort to generate some kind of attention, good or bad.

[Writer]

10. Narcissist in the making... I'm not kidding...

Intelligent + no boundaries is not a good combination.