Perverse fantasies with people you'd consciously never date!

[Writer]

Sometimes this arises from bad dreams, but I've had moments when I actually could believe I'd date Tucker Carlson.

Then I awaken, sick to my stomach, but realizing with great relief that it was all a terrible nightmare!

But sometimes I get a weird tick when I see him on television. Why on why? I then go check to see what Mr. Writer is doing.

Have any of you had this experience?

Edit: Grammar whoring

[Jamastiene]

1. I had a very bad dream the other night.

I woke up sweating and feeling terrified. It was Ann Coulter. She wanted me in the dream. I was on Politically Incorrect and asked Bill Maher why they chose to seat me next to her. Next thing you know, she's all over me, drooling her poisonous Ann Coulter slobber. I'm still having flashbacks. The horror of it. I may never fully recover. Looking into therapy now.

[Nicole]

2. That wasn't a dream. It was a nightmare!

You poor thing. :scared:

[Jamastiene]

5. Last night, I dreamed I went to a therapist

and the therapist started talking about a cure for me being gay. I went ballistic. I was trying to get help for being molested by Ann Coulter and she was going about it in the usual local yocal misinformed way. I was sitting on her office floor with all this rubbish around me from where I trashed the place feeling so violated. She was in terror. I was telling her, "Now, see how I felt?" Her office was in shambles and I woke up after that, sweating.

[Deja Q]

3. Anyone who moans while eating rich chocolate cake.

That'll do it for me. :7

[xchrom]

4. recently i've been having vivid fantasies

about danny masterson.

danny masterson?!?!

[idgiehkt]

6. what? he's gorgeous...

I adore him...love to spank that Hyde, lol

[xchrom]

7. i am relieved.

he is certainly not your typical guy to think is hot.

but i have a thing for ''one off'' type of guys.

[idgiehkt]

8. I adore him.

I don't know what 'one off' means, but he's definitely not run-of-the-mill. I think Hyde is one of the coolest characters ever on tv. Also, interesting thing about Masterson: apparently he's a very moral person and when that goofy cast-mate of his that has that show Punk'd set him up (name escapes me) on that show, he did it so someone would try to steal something in front of Masterson. Sure enough, Masterson intervened and wouldn't let the guy take the stuff, even physically confronting him and getting in a fight to keep the guy from taking off with the property. Couldn't believe it. I mean, I personally would've been like see ya, wouldn't wanna be ya, but I wouldn't step in like that.

Hyde forever!

p.s. Ashton Kutcher, that's his name, the guy that plays Kelso, also has the show "Punk'd".

[momophile]

9. I agree. Hyde is one of the coolest ever.

And Masterson plays him so well. How come I could never find a guy like Hyde back when I was lookin'?

[idgiehkt]

10. because they always dated twits like Jackie

and the rest of the time they spent getting stoned in Eric's basement.