Santa's Pole....

[NewWaveChick1981]

:rofl: OMFG, I just saw this in the grocery store. It's a giant oversized candy cane called Santa's Pole.... :spray: I'm sure Santa knows exactly what to do with that North Pole....

[MrCoffee]

1. if it's got big red stripes on it, he needs to seek medical attention

there's a shot or a pill or something he can take.


can't be too careful around those reindeer.

[NewWaveChick1981]

2. Yes indeed....

You don't know where those reindeer have been...especially the one with the glowing red nose. :yoiks:

[cwydro]

3. All I'm sayin'

is that we ought to start a pool on how many views this thread is going to get....:rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

7. It'll get so many views the counter will turn over...

:rofl: :hi:

[Deja Q]

4. Mrs Claus probably prefers the South Pole...

:rofl:

[ohiosmith]

5. Think she does any pole dancing?

[Deja Q]

6. I wish!

:D

[NewWaveChick1981]

8. Either way the compass points, I'm sure she'll be happy.

:rofl: :hi:

[Shine]

9. LOL!!

the mind boggles... :evilgrin:

[NewWaveChick1981]

10. Yes, it does...

:rofl: "My, Santa, what a big candy cane you have..." :evilgrin: :P

[miss_american_pie]

11. You know

I think you are at the very top of Santa's Naughty list.

And this is why I adore you. :hi:

[NewWaveChick1981]

13. Why, thank you, MAP! He checked it twice and everything...

:hi: :rofl: I adore you too! Naughty Girls are the best... :evilgrin:

[miss_american_pie]

22. And if it's a list with pictures

I'm sure he checked it more than twice. ;)

[billyskank]

12. I don't get it

:shrug:

[NewWaveChick1981]

14. Well, maybe we'll 'splain it to you sometime...

:* :loveya: :hi:

[billyskank]

15. Ok

;)

:*

:hi:

:hug: :loveya:

[bridgit]

16. pft, now i know what to get you for x-mas...

a strap-on Santa's Pole :P

[NewWaveChick1981]

17. Oh yeah!

:spray: :rofl: That's the sweet stuff... :P

[buddhamama]

18. "Santa's Pole"

Making someone's x-mas wish come true. :D :rofl: :hi: :)

[billyskank]

19. Should I wrap it?

:hide:

:D

[buddhamama]

20. !

You! :rofl: :)

[NewWaveChick1981]

24. ...

:rofl:

[gr8dane_daddy]

21. Worthless w/out pics!

;)

[Lochloosa]

23. You asked for it...

[NewWaveChick1981]

25. How 'bout a story instead?

It's from 2004, but it's still Christmasy...:P

<snip>
SANTA CRUZ — A threatening phone call from a man who refused to identify himself caused downtown lingerie store Camouflage to nix pole dancing behind a covered window Friday and tonight.

The Pacific Avenue store was the target of public criticism this week after announcing plans for erotic dancers dressed in Santa Claus-themed outfits to dance on a pole in the store window as part of a holiday promotion.

Lap dances for customers who spent $100 were also part of the original idea, however, store owner Joan Levine modified the plans after city officials complained and agreed to cover the window with paper to prevent people walking down Pacific Avenue from inadvertently seeing the pole dancers and lap dancers.
<snip>

http://www.santacruzsentinel.com/archive/2004/December/18/local/stories/05local.htm

[derby378]

26. Gee, thanks for the visual...

I used to get one of those oversized peppermint sticks to snack on every year. It's coal for your stockings, Chicky-baby! :rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

27. I guess I deserve that this year...

:rofl: :hi: :*

[buddhamama]

28. the story behind the music

Eartha Kitt's classic Santa Baby is explained in this thread.

[NewWaveChick1981]

29. Yes. Yes, it is.

:rofl: :hi: :bounce: