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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-18-06 01:14 AM
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I tasered a breastfed kudzu-smoking baby at Olive Garden's daily briefing...










































...damn. Shot my wad in the subject line, nuthin' left for the message proper. :D
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RushIsRot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-18-06 02:03 AM
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1. You WERE busy!
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-18-06 02:05 AM
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2. Oh, my stars and garters!
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-18-06 02:05 AM
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3. Oh, my stars and garters!
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-18-06 02:06 AM
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4. Maybe the Olive Garden was showing Full House on their large screen TVs...
:yoiks:
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-18-06 07:43 AM
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5. What do you mean, "nothing left?"
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-18-06 07:50 AM
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6. You should put that in your sig.
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-18-06 07:54 AM
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7. Or in my resumé. Think it would gain me brownie points? -nt
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-18-06 07:55 AM
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8. Hmmmm
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