Sicilian man arranges to be shot in the groin to impress old girlfriend

[underpants]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20031226/od_nm/odd_italy_groin_dc

ROME (Reuters) - A man in Sicily asked a friend to shoot him in the groin in the hope of making his ex-girlfriend feel sorry for him, police said on Friday.

At first he said the wounds had been caused in a hunting accident, but later admitted he had asked a friend, 16, to shoot him in an attempt to win back the affection of his girlfriend, who had apparently left him because of his violent character.

[xchrom]

1. what can you say?

the jokes here are simply too numerous.
and it was reported here by underpants.

[Robb]

2. I've tried this, it never works.

Chicks are less impressed with a GSW to the nootz than you might think. :shrug:

[izzie]

3. Now that is a joke

n/t