What WON'T make a conservative become gay?

[yurbud]

they got a pretty tenuous sexual identity if...

seeing gays get married confuses them about which gender to marry themselves.

Their wife putting on a few pounds, having a job, being slightly assertive, or not wanting sex quite as often as them makes them gay.

what WON'T make a conservative gay?

I can't even think of something funny that they couldn't turn into an excuse going gay.

Example: bagels. bagels are commonly sold at Jewish delis. A lot of Jews live in New York City. A lot of gays live in New York City too. Therefore, if you offer a conservative a bagel, he will become gay.

If you can think of something that won't turn a conservative gay, let me know, and I'll bet I can prove you wrong.

[TheBaldyMan]

1. Denny Hastert in a dark room

sorry if that thought makes you feel nauseous.

[yurbud]

4. if he shaved his chest that day, his manboobs could make you THINK....

he was a chick, you'd have sex with him, and then you would be gay (that is, according to GOP logic).

[TheBaldyMan]

10. more likely it would turn a gay man straight

[yurbud]

13. a NORMAL gay man not a conservative. You bald guys made Bush gay (PIC)

[TheBaldyMan]

15. LOL - Is that Geoff Gannon?

[yurbud]

19. i don't know, but what are chances he did more than that with gannon?

[TheBaldyMan]

21. You mean kiss him on his shiny purple head ?

It's not gay if your nuts don't touch.

[yurbud]

23. don't touch his tonsils?

[TheBaldyMan]

24. or his toes

O8)

[yurbud]

26. is that a prison shower joke? i can't believe it took this long for me to get that

[deucemagnet]

27. Looks like he's trying to shake some healin' spirit o' Jeebus into him. n/t

[Lethe]

2. chicken fried steak with gravy

that, as far as i know, will not turn anyone gay.

[yurbud]

3. chicken is an oblique reference to chickenhawk, a young male prostitute and...

I won't even touch the gravy issue (but you notice it's white?)

[Lethe]

5. ewww.....ok how bout just fried steak with brown gravy?

LOL

[yurbud]

7. brown gravy = white gravy + ...you know

[crim son]

6. Turn a conservative gay

and you've just made a vastly improved human being. Turn him/her into a liberal, and you've approached perfection.

[yurbud]

8. oddly, in their logic, it's easier to change sexual orientation than a political

belief. One is fixed at birth, and the other is just who you choose to have sex with,

[crim son]

9. An interesting point and a valid one.

It just confirms their idiocy, if there was ever any question.

[Random_Australian]

11. The fact that cobalt is incorporated in vitamin B-12.

Eat that one, smarty pants.

[yurbud]

12. coBALT reminds conservatives of a BOLT, a phallic symbol that goes into

an orifice, suspiciously close to a nut.


Vitamin B 12 increases your sex drive, and if you are at all horny, you will become gay.

[Random_Australian]

14. Ok, I'll one up it then. You've got no chance with this one.

Congressional pages use what people believe to be unsupervised unrecorded internet messaging programs, tapping on those keys with their strong, youthful fingers.

Eat THAT! You'll never, EVER find something in that that any conservative has ever found the slightest bit erotic, let alone homoerotic.

Just admit defeat.

:D

[TheBaldyMan]

16. I got nothin'

:shrug:

[yurbud]

18. that is harder. that would only inspire platonic mentoring and male

bonding in the shower like james dobson recommended.

[DeepBlueC]

17. anyone hear Andrew Sullivan tonight on 360 ?

Anderson Coper said thanks to him and Sullivan replied "You got it, handsome" or something like that. I know I heard the word "handsome. He was FLIRTING on air. He wasn't doing
stuff like that two days ago. That's a clear sign to me that we have a new sheriff in town!!!

[yurbud]

20. that's funny

[hfojvt]

22. I'm thinking that a naked picture of Newt Gingrich won't do it

unless they are female.

[yurbud]

25. Minnie Pearl's face, Ned Beattie's body--that's the best of both worlds

for a conservative.