More hate mail for Bob Boudelang

[MrBenchley]

For some reason the year-end column got the freepers who lurk here pissing and moaning,and sending cowardly threats and hate mail to Bob.

Here's this morning's crop...two from the same lameass ditto-monkey...

"Hey! Don't put my mail on DUmmys you fucked traitor
i am watching you constantly and I have the names and addresses of a few DUmmys in my area douche fuckin traitor"


"U listen to me you sick fuck-
DO NOT PUT MY EMAILS UP ANYWHERE! U UNDERATAND ME FUCKER!?"

Yesterday it was...

"Az Joe from Free Republic is gonna kick your asses DUmmys!"

And if AZJoe can't, I guess he's going to run crying to his mommy....

[StopTheMorans]

1. sometimes I think that state-sponsored castration

for some of these freepers might not be such a bad idea...

[MrBenchley]

2. You'd need a microscope

to find this lameass loony's gonads...

As somebody said the other day, is there ANYTHING as pathetic as a cyberspace tough guy?

[Skittles]

8. YOU NAILED IT, MRBENCHLEY

SMALL PENAE ARE RAMPANT IN THE FREEPER COMMUNITY

[MrBenchley]

10. Hey, if they had any balls

they'd have joined their fuehrer's dishonest war...

[Jack Rabbit]

40. They make up for it by driving Hummers

Unfortunately.

[WoodrowFan]

74. you confused them skittle

Freepers think "Penae" are coins worth one cent each that have Lincoln on them.

[Maeve]

3. Az Joe lasted all of seven posts, IIRC

And they call us "angry"...:eyes:

Bob is going to have to get even crazier to match these idjits..."underatand?"

[MrBenchley]

5. The thing is that no matter how weird I make Bob

there's always somebody on the right wing even crazier....often on the national level.

[4dsc]

4. Where can I read these in full??

These are truely funny. Where can I view these at??

[MrBenchley]

6. I posted a bunch of them here....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=554385

and some more here...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=578100

[sexycool]

105. Too funny

[Skittles]

7. DUmmys?

how f***ing juvenile

[MrBenchley]

11. Sad, isn't it?

[Kamika]

17. I was gonna comment on that

That's the lamest thing I ever read.. Freeper, or even democRAT is much better then DUmmies.. lol..

yiykes dont call me a dummie I might cry

[MrBenchley]

19. When you read HIS email

You can almost feel your own IQ going down....it's like a black hole of dimwittedness.

[Breezy du Nord]

22. It's like watching MTV!

:P

[MrBenchley]

25. LOL!

[Kamika]

30. It's such an anti-climax

The guy goes..

"If you show up we will KIL LYou!!! dont DARE wear anything tha say you are from DU because we will HUNT YUOI! down!!

you!! you.. you.. DUmmies!!!

[bluestateguy]

9. As you can see these people on the Right are violent people

and that's why the Left should oppose gun control. It's about self-defense from foam-at-the-mouth right wingers.

[MrBenchley]

12. Too frigging funny....

You really need you need anything more than a harsh look for weenies like this?

"that's why the Left should oppose gun control"
Who the hell are you trying to kid?

[Kamika]

29. Bluestateguy has a good point

we need weapons when the rightwingers decides to end free speech once and for all

[MrBenchley]

31. So tell me

Why is it that it's the right wing scum pushing the "gun rights" rubbish?

[Kamika]

35. not only right wing

I know alot of left wingers (like me) who want gun rights.

And to quote some random rightwinger.. they will have to take my guns from my dead body

[RoeBear]

84. I betcha didn't expect this...

....to turn into a pro gun rally, did you?

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

13. haha

:D

AZJoe, I wonder he's so menacing in real life?

Probably not.

[MrBenchley]

15. Pathetic, isn't it?

[Kamika]

28. most likely not

He's probably a mid 30s white guy in the south OR a late teen white guy in the north.. probably pretty prejudice against blacks, asians, mexicans etc, but would never dare to say stuff like this on anything other then a msg board.

The 30 yr old might have done military, the teen hasn't

[technicolor]

101. LOL

[MisterP]

14. he has an area douche?

[MrBenchley]

16. I would guess

the entire area near this humhole needs disinfection...

[MrBenchley]

18. And even more....

"DUmmys is going down after the new year
enjoy it for a few more days- youwill see"

"I warned you traitor
don't say i didn't "

"WARNInG TO ALL DUmmys
We have monitored your board. We have information.
We beat back your attempted theft of the 2000 electiona and your whore Gore. We will be even more ready and ambitious in 2004.
I advise you NOT to carry any signs that identify you as DUmmys and NOT to approach our lines. We will not take any crap from you this time. We will resist your violence with physical force. We will be out in the streets and will block you from disrupting America.
I WARN YOU! DO NOT APPROACH OUR LINES DURING THE CAMPAIGN NEXT FALL, YOU HAVE ANGERED MANY ON THE PRO-AMERICAN SIDE AND WE WILL FIGHT FOR AMERICA!!!!!
AZ JOE"

You know Joe will wet himself if anyone looks sideways at him.

"WE DON'T CALL 911 MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!"

[Philostopher]

20. OOh -- better be careful, Benchley.

His tiny little acorn of a head might explode.

I don't see how FReepers can type such long diatribes. It must be difficult to keep both hands on the keyboard when they're humping the sofa leg.

[MrBenchley]

21. I think the funniest part

is that this nutless weenie feels threatened by having the hate mail he sends me exposed to the light...

[Philostopher]

23. Well, see, you're not playing by the rules!

You're just supposed to lie on the floor and let them kick you in the kidneys until you piss blood. Those of us who've decided (in spite of the examples set by people like some of our Democratic leadership in DC) to get up and start kicking back, now are accused of hatred. We're supposed to enjoy pissing blood, I guess. The accusation goes straight from wimp to hater -- if they begin to see shades of gray, they might have to admit the world is more complex than that, and good heavens, what would wingnuts do if they had to acknowledge shades of gray?

[MrBenchley]

24. So true...

I remember when I began hitting back on open forums like Delphi or the old MSNBC message board, the dittomonkeys would wail "that's not liberal tolerance."

[underseasurveyor]

26. Blood-suckers hate illumination

They might actually see something x(
Aha ha ha

[MrBenchley]

27. So true....

[MisterP]

33. "WE DON'T CALL 911"--natural selection at work!

car 54, where are you?!

[MrBenchley]

36. What the hell does that even mean?

[Kat45]

45. I guess he's trying to tell you

what a badasses they are. When they're attacked, they don't bother calling 911 because they're too busy taking the law into their own hands and kicking ass. LOL

[MrBenchley]

53. Either that

or he's gotten the pemmican kicked out of him so often that the cops and paramedics have figured out he deserves it and don't bother to respond any more.

[WoodrowFan]

96. Why freepersw Don't Call 911

Why don't freepers call 911? Because they can't spell it!!

(rimshot) thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week. Enjoy the buffet and don't forget to tip your server!

[MrBenchley]

97. LOL!!

[MisterP]

34. stay away from our lines!

what about their curves and spheroids and ALL OTHER GEOMETRIC ENTITIES!

really, I have no idea what he's talking about--and I suspect he does, too...

[MrBenchley]

37. The only thing I could think of

was the pro-war rally that was held the weekend of the anti-war rallies...

The anti-war rallies drew millions across the country...the freepers drew about 25 loonies.

There used to be a photo from the C-Span coverage somewhere on DU...

[Breezy du Nord]

32. "DUmmy" is so stupid

Becuase to say it right you'd have to pronounce it "Dee-yoo-mees." How stupid is that?

[MrBenchley]

38. Way-y-y-y-y-y stupid...

and what else could we expect?

[MrBenchley]

39. And yet another message frrom the dickless...

"az joe is gonna get you mo fo"

This is from some asswipe calling himself "KOJOFOBO"

It's really sad to discover somebody so cowardly he needs to call on someone else for his threats.

Wonder what AZ Joe is going to do...pout even more furiously?

[Kamika]

41. He might call you a meanie

you never know with these guys

[name not needed]

42. if freepfuck comes after you

beat the living shit out of him and let the little vermin know hes fucked.

[sexycool]

107. Right on!!!!

[MrBenchley]

43. Funniest one yet!!

"I WILL SUE YOU COCKSUCKER!!!
Keep my emails private NOW!!
I am contacting my attorney and I an going to order DUmmys to turn over your address. We are goign to take you to court and sue you for EVERYTHING you have which isn't much considering you're a goddamn communist. I am going to make sure you are DESTITTUE for the rest of your rotten, miserable SOCIAIST life!"

[Kat45]

44. That's a good one! LOL

Don't any of these folks know how to spell????

[MrBenchley]

50. Hey, if they knew ANYTHING

they wouldn't be right wing pieces of shit...

[Bundbuster]

46. "I an going to order DUmmys to turn over your address..."

"...going to make sure you are DESTITTUE...!"

<Darwin turns over in grave>

[plaguepuppy]

48. DESTITTUE...!"

Does that mean no more titties and beer?

[MrBenchley]

51. Too funny, isn't it?

Remember, I wouldn't have his idiotic emails to post if he hadnn't sent them to me.....but that didn't occur to him or AZ Joe.

[underseasurveyor]

47. So sayeth the most intelligent one of the bunch.

ha ha

Didn't have any problem spelling 'cocksucker' I noticed.

What's a Sociaist?

BWAhahahahahahaha

I'm glad I stepped back for a while. At least now I can laugh a little at these beslubbering mother f'ers.

[MrBenchley]

52. Think of the ones out there

who can't figure out how to send e-mails....

[Philostopher]

49. See, I told you.

His little acorn head exploded.

[MrBenchley]

54. It got worse....see below

LOL!

[Bertha Venation]

56. What are the chances

that these guys are also satirists?

[MrBenchley]

57. If they are

they're not very good at it.

[haele]

64. ??? He's "threatening" you - wants to keep it private?

What ignorant, moronic bluster. Betcha (s)he's a spouse beater or some wanna-be high-school bully.
No real lawyer would touch this case with a ten foot pole, especially with the precidents that have been made in regards to dissimnation or publication of e-mail threats.
Unless, perhaps, you've caused the letter-writer a mild aneurism and he can manage to get some about-to-be-barred ambulance chaser to go after you, citing emotional distress...and to threaten DU over this private matter?
Sigh - it would be funny if it weren't so sad.

Good luck.

Haele

[MrBenchley]

69. Amazing isn't it?

Not only is HE ignorant of the law, but he assumes everyone else is equally so.

[MisterP]

100. that's because they're ignorant as to their ignorance,

and don't know their gaping blind spots; the ignorant often think they're well-informed!

[MrBenchley]

55. This morning's message of holiday cheer....

"you fucki triator mother fucker!!!: Who are you fucking kidding?
Nobody threatened you you goddamn liasr!~
you goddmans peic eof sfuckin shit you will pay"

P.S.: He's going to see this here, and there isn't a goddamn thing he or his cornhole buddy AZ Joe can do about it.

[MrBenchley]

58. Gratuitous kick for this humhole's benefit

hahahahahahaha....

[Maeve]

59. If he doesn't want quoted....he could always

SHUT UP ALREADY!!!!

Lord, what fools these mortals be!

[MrBenchley]

67. I think the theory is that

he should threaten me and I should be scared into silence.....but he'd have to be less of a dickless idiot for that.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

61. Just one word of advice for your good buddy--

"Spel Cheker".

(Well, that's actually TWO words, but it doesn't appear that Einstein here is quite comfortable counting that high yet...)

[MrBenchley]

68. Hilarious, isn't he?

[Mikimouse]

63. Liasr, liasr, pnast no fiasr!

n/t

[MrBenchley]

65. LLO!!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

95. DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD UNTIE! (tn)

[RoeBear]

60. Did you get a visit from the Secret Service yet?

Because of your 'kill the president' comment.

Added on edit:"Our Great President Has Given This Nation A Wonderful Xmas Present - Let's Kill Him!"

http://www.democraticunderground.com/bob/03/93.html

(so people know what I'm referring to)

[Kamika]

62. she meant saddam

Kill Saddam

[RoeBear]

73. Oh, kill Saddam...

...I get it now.

[MrBenchley]

66. And the evening's bit of mindless horseshit....

Guess this turd has now decided to pretend that he IS AZ Joe.....or something...

Turns out AZ Joe is just as dickless a piece of shit as his other incarnation was.....

"You and the other traitors better be ready.
When your head traitors Dean or Clark shows up in our areas we will be heckling them to tears and driving them from the stage.
Let this be a warning...WE WILL FIND AND IDENTIFY ANYONE WITH ANY KIND OF REFERENCE TO DUmmys on their signs, cars or clothing. We will deal with you the way that we deal with you.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! DO NOT LEAVE YOUR HOME WITH LIBERAL SIGNS ON!!
You tried to steal the election last time and this time we are ready for you. So go ahead, pass around my email addy. I will beat back all comers motherfuckin' traitor.
I KNOW THAT THE MALES ON DUmmys WILL CHICKEN OUT AS THEY ALWAYS HAVE.
BWAAA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
AZ JOE"

Considering that so far the way he's been dealing with me has been to snivel and whine...consider yourself warned, I guess.

[Maeve]

70. Tsk, tsk! Subject and verb must agree, Joe-Joe!

The plural subject "traitors" requires a plural verb; "show", not "shows".

Oh, yes...and e-mail transmission of threats of violence is a felony, should our MrB decide to follow through. Although the most likely result would just be that your mommy will take the computer away for a week or so....

[MrBenchley]

76. As somebody said

there's nothing more pathetic than an internet tough guy...

[Philostopher]

72. Oh, wow.

He's going to get revenge on you by ... illegally disrupting Democratic candidate appearances. Dear God NO!!! NOT THAT!!!

That must have hurt you mightily, I'm guessing.

I'd also recommend he take a bag of ice and a first aid kit, if the Dean and Clark supporters we see here are the ones in the crowd at these 'whistle stops.' If they're as scrappy in real life as they are here, imagine how they'd treat a FReeper!

[MrBenchley]

77. 30,000 cheering Democrats

and AZ Joe at the back of the crowd shouting "sociaist traitor DUmmys!"

Yeah, I'll bet the Clark and Dean campaign managers are really worried.

[MrBenchley]

71. And this one....

"You threatened the president
and I turned you in"

Some tough guy....huh? Guess he does call 911...and makes crank calls when doing so.

[Loonman]

75. AZ Joe is a friggin' douche

He's a big talking wimp.

[MrBenchley]

78. What's hilarious

is how this pathetic weenie has morphed from "AZ Joe is gonna get you" to BEING "Az Joe" himself.....without getting any less lame and pathetic.

[Loonman]

80. He emailed and threatened me once

I just laughed it off and told him to screw.

[MrBenchley]

81. What a lameass

Amazing that anyone who expresses a liberal opinion in public gets this sort of rubbish from the scum of the earth.

[regularguy]

79. Thank You for this thread..

It's really helped me ease into my SOCIALIST COMMUNIST workday, especially after a long break spent with my COMMUNIST DUmmy family.

[MrBenchley]

82. Any time

Soon there will be folk dancing in the cathedrals, thanks to our unceasing conspiracy! Mbwahahahahahaha!

[MrBenchley]

83. And today's pantload from this idiot

"DOW-10,450 NSDAQ_2,006!!!
BWAA HAA HAA HAA HAAAA!!!!"

Like this idiot has got ten cents to rub together.

And

"I hear you're a no good traitor
fuck you"

What a pathetic coward this gump is.

[MrBenchley]

85. And some more mindless fun from the feeble-minded....

"I notice all the "male" DUmmys are scared shitless
Az Joe has 'em ALL fucked up!
Fuckin' faggot, yellow cowards and traitors all of 'em!"

What a pathetic closet case this loony is.

[Bertha Venation]

98. Faggot? Cowards?

This AZ Joe has obviously never heard of Leonard Matlovich, or any one of thousands of other gay veterans of the United States Armed Services. Gay soldiers have died in combat. Shove that up your -- ahem, in your pipe and smoke it, AZ Joe.

You reading this, honey? I invite you to email me, too, and tell me just how yellow & cowardly I am. One proviso: you must offer proof.

Or will you be a coward and not take my challenge?

Oh, one more thing: When Mrs. V. and I retire we're moving to Arizona. :D

[citizen snips]

86. I wonder if Az Joe is reading this thread.

If you are than go back to Free republic.

[MrBenchley]

87. Yes, that weakass fool IS reading it....

Don't know why he sent this to me instead of you, but here goes...

"I notice Dummy "males" are scared shitless
Tell MATTMAN to shut his faggot yellow hole before I shut it for him or her. mothercukin pieces of Leftist shit"

Guess this means he's going to pout at you and loonman too.....

"that fuckin coward traitor LOONMAN better shut his piehole too"

What a dickless idiot this asswipe is. But as long as he has a face, we'll have a place to sit.

By the way, there's not a thing he can do to keep us frrom posting his e-mails here and laughing out loud at what a pathetic Nazi pimp he is...and he knows it.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

88. Hey, I've never been flamed by a freeper! I want one too!

I am a lefto pinko Brazilian who voted for lefto pinko Lula -- and, since he got more votes, he became President!!! How bizarre is that? :evilgrin:

[MrBenchley]

90. LOL!!

The guy who got more votes won? How did Mr. Rove let THAT happen?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

92. He was busy lying about Iraq (nt)

[Bertha Venation]

99. hmmm... more votes = became president....

How does that work? Being a U.S. citizen, I'd love to learn.

[Loonman]

89. LOL......loonman may have to visit FR

Give a great big hello to Nazi-boy AZ Joe.

[MrBenchley]

91. Give him one for me.

Meanwhile AZ Joe's Mom is out behind a hedge in the park, blowing people's pets for pennies.

[citizen snips]

104. Az Joe does not have anything else better to do.

[WoodrowFan]

93. Let's see

Az Joe. humm, what image comes to mind,

late 20s, early 30s. C-/D+ student in High School. No dates (Duh!). Took a couple classes at a State University or Community College in his home town. Never graduated because he couldn't do the work but blamed "leftist professors." Still lives in his folk's basement with his extensive collection of DC comics. VERY sexually inexperienced if not an actual virgin still. Still hides his copies of Penthouse from his mom in his closet under his stack of old copies of American Spectator. Drives a used car from an American company but he's too stupid to realize that he didn't "buy American" bacause the car was really made in Canada in Mexico. Still has zits. Overweight with a small, scraggly beard that he thinks hides that extra chin.

[MrBenchley]

94. You probably nailed it

Sits around wishing he lived in the good old days of McCarthyism and lynching bees...

[Maeve]

102. I think you've got him too old

Thirteen or fourteen, tops. Subtlety of a sledgehammer and IQ to match. A Reagan baby, maybe; believes ketchup is a vegetable.

[WoodrowFan]

103. a kick to annoy the freepers. (NT)

[Booberdawg]

106. At first I thought that said more hate mail for Booberdawg!

Whew!

[Cannikin]

108. Why is it that I hear 'Dueling Banjo's' playing while I read all those?