As many of you are quite aware, I hate those goddamned, rat-fucking, semi-human pieces of amphibian ass-hatted shit, more popularly know as "Republicans". :puke:
They really are an open, pus-engorged wound on the body politic of the United States, AND by dint of this country's pre-eminent role on the world stage, their god-less antics carry dire repercussions globally.
A couple of years ago, I came up with some conversational rules to explain the impact of reprehensible Republican behavior and policies on the world at large:
From now on, all my conversations with minions of the great unwashed are going to follow this format:
1. Whenever any problem, regardless or not of any political implications, rears itself during any conversation, I'm automatically going to blame the Republicans. Sometimes, GWB specifically, but not too often. One other thing, I really don't give a damn if the blame is warranted or not. They're just going to get blamed for all problems, both big and small.
2. I will always preface any reference to the Republicans with the epithet, "Goddamned."
3. I will use these following reasons for blaming the Republicans; Corruption, runaway budget deficit, incompetence, arrogance, insensitivity, partisanship, God's wrath against republicanism... Well, you get the picture.
4. I will follow up each statement with one of the following admonitions, each complete with the appropriate epithet: "Something ought to be done about those fuckers", or the ever popular: "Those assholes really did it to us this time".
5. I will justify blaming them for all things bad, solely because THEY ARE IN CHARGE!
All in all, conversations will sound like this:
THEM: "Hey, did you hear about that plague of locusts that struck Israel?"
ME: "Yeah, I heard. It's really a shame. You know who I blame for that?"
THEM: "No, who?"
ME: "I blame those Goddamned Republicans."
THEM: "Really, why?"
ME: "Because, it was the Republicans that cut subsidies in the trade budget for international pest prevention. And with their overextended tax cuts and runaway spending habits, there's no way that we can afford to help Israel out now. The Republican budget deficit will see to that."
THEM: "Wow, I didn't know that."
ME: "The Republicans are supposed to be Israel's best friends. But because of their mismanagement, the assholes ended up stabbing them in the back."
THEM: "I wouldn't go that far..."
ME: "Well. of course they are to blame. Why? Because... they've BEEN IN CHARGE FOR THE LAST FOUR YEARS!"
The way I see it, if the Republicans can blame anything and everything bad in this world on the Big Dog's Clenis or all those years, we in turn can blame those goddamned rat-fucking Republicans for all the shit that's going to come down in years to come.
It's only fair.
PS: If the person retorts with a defense of the Republicans, my instant reply will go a little something like this: "So, what do you expect them to do to fix this? Work weekends to balance the budget? Right, didn't think so."
Using these guidlines, back then we played a little excercise called the "Let's Blame The Republicans Game", in which I was offered a problem, ANY PROBLEM, that I was challenged to explain how and why such problem was due to Republican neglect, malfeasance, corruption or incompetence. The reasoning was simple... The FUCKERS ARE IN CHARGE!
With the upcoming elections, I think its time to dust off that puppy and have some fun, while getting informed. Here are the rules, again from a previous post:
If any of you are familiar with my New Conversational Rules, you will know how the play this game:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...The rules are pretty simple
1. Whenever any problem, regardless or not of any political implications, rears itself during any conversation, I'm automatically going to blame the Republicans. Sometimes, GWB specifically, but not too often. One other thing, I really don't give a damn if the blame is warranted or not. They're just going to get blamed for all problems, both big and small.
2. I will always preface any reference to the Republicans with the epithet, "Goddamned."
3. I will use these following reasons for blaming the Republicans; Corruption, runaway budget deficit, incompetence, arrogance, insensitivity, partisanship, God's wrath against republicanism... Well, you get the picture.
4. I will follow up each statement with one of the following admonitions, each complete with the appropriate epithet: "Something ought to be done about those fuckers", or the ever popular: "Those assholes really did it to us this time".
5. I will justify blaming them for all things bad, solely because THEY ARE IN CHARGE!
Let's play
The New York Fucking Times has an obvious TYPO as plain as day on its web page:
http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/national/AP-Jewel-Robbe...Why the goddamned republicans are to blame: They've underfunded the educational system in New York to the point where the goddamned "Paper of Record" can't even hire a decent spell checker. What a bunch cheap assed bastards.
Something ought to be done about those fuckers.
Looks like fun, huh? So again, drop your rocks an grab your socks and let's PLAY!!!
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