It's time to play: Your Favorite Lines From "Blazing Saddles"

[ronnykmarshall]

"Candy-gram for Mongo"

"Mongo like candy" :nuke:

[ronnykmarshall]

1. Another one

Hedley Lamarr: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

Taggart: God darnit Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

[gmoney]

13. "Ditto"

"Ditto?"

[Reciprocity]

2. This quote has been on my mind since that racist ad.

Bart: Hey, where the white women at.

[ronnykmarshall]

5. Here's that clip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB7tClTaQbg

[ronnykmarshall]

6. Up Yours ......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZF_zPkWbhY&NR

[ronnykmarshall]

8. The sherrif is a ni ......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m0P8t79VHY&mode=related&search=

[blondeatlast]

68. Bong! "What'd he say?"

"He said, the sheriff is a ni..."
Bong!

Love it, love it, love it!

[rockymountaindem]

3. Aw man... somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload o' dimes!

That one gets me every time.

[VelmaD]

20. Ah yes...

the William J LePetomaine Tollway. *snort*

[jmowreader]

45. The funniest part of that whole scene...

is the fact that these evil, despicable, criminal-record-possessing bandits wouldn't ride around the unmanned tollbooth.

"LePetomane Thruway! Now what'll that asshole think of next?"

[cobalt1999]

31. that's mine too.

Always goes through my mind when I see a toll booth.

[Rude Horner]

55. Beat me to it

I love that line!! Slim Pickens ruled in that movie. :)

[TheBaldyMan]

4. Lili von Schtup: 'What a nice guy'

it always cracks me up.

[Crazy Dave]

9. A wed wose...how womantic

[Twillig]

12. Hey Cowboy, are you in show business?

"No Ma'am."

"Then get your fucking feet off the stage!"

Well, maybe she didn't actually say 'fucking' but it's how you hear things that counts. :-)

[lildreamer316]

25. I'm designing a set around this bit.

I'm getting the dvd so I can copy the sound clearly, and putting together her outfit.
Sure hope I get some laughs..and some money!!

[Reciprocity]

7. Hedley Lamarr: Gentlemen, please rest your sphincters.

[Crazy Dave]

10. "Don't shoot Mongo, you'll only make him angry"

:rofl:

[HEyHEY]

11. "We don't want the Irish!"

Or my other fav, "Student?"

[blondeatlast]

69. YES! Because of the line that precedes that one, this classic would

never be made today.

No studio would back it.

[ThoughtCriminal]

14. De Camp Town Ladies?

I almost fell to the very sticky theatre floor laughing in the first scene.

[Bzzzz]

15. Blasting Buttholes...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cpxh6BBERRQ

[yorgatron]

16. "we've gotta protect our phony baloney jobs!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xha76zQ7dm8

[sakabatou]

23. In the TV verision they're burping

[achtung_circus]

17. Naw,

Mongo straight.

[Bunny]

18. I didn't get a harrumph outta that guy.

Give the Governor a harrumph!

[HEyHEY]

63. "You watch yer ass"

[Oeditpus Rex]

19. 'Now is a time of great decision

Are we to stay or up and quit?

There's no escaping this conclusion:

Our town is turning into shit."



:rofl:





WØØt! Another thread that was too much fun for GD!

[skygazer]

21. Good luck!

(delivered in a high falsetto by Gene Wilder because he's just taken a puff off a big fatty)

[El Fuego]

22. "Mongo only pawn in game of life."

[rucky]

24. "Excuse me while I whip this out" n/t

[SalmonChantedEvening]

26. "You'd do it for Randolph Scott"

And

"this laurel, and hearty handshake"

:rofl:

[ronnykmarshall]

30. I know you're wondering why I ask you all to come out here in the middle of the night ...

YOU BET YOUR ASS!!!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

36. Now we shall read from the books of Matthew, Mark, Luke, and

DUCK

*KABOOM*

:rofl:

[gmoney]

37. RANDOLPH SCOTT!

[underpants]

50. "Now how can you argue with frontier gibberish like that?"

:rofl:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

64. Fought indians, fought locusts, fought dix, remember when Richard Dix

tried to take over this town?

Rabbid!!

:rofl:

[Montauk6]

27. DO WHAT HE SAYYYYY!!! DO WHAT HE SAYYYYYY!!!!!

[johnnie]

28. I vote with rucky

"Excuse me while I whip this out"

Whenever you say that the right way, everyone laughs.

[ronnykmarshall]

29. I like the ol' school marm ...

This just goes to prove that YOU are the leading asshole in the state!

[SnohoDem]

32. They said you was hung!

They was right!

If this is a dupe, sorry! Firefox didn't find 'hung' on the page.

[Ilsa]

33. Something with the name, Mr. Johnson. There was a whole

scene in a country church where everyone had Johnson for their surname.

[jmowreader]

46. Everyone in Rock Ridge was named Johnson

Including one Howard Johnson, who owned an ice cream stand.

That served "1 Flavor."

[gmoney]

48. Gotta love inbreeding humor...

:)

[pokerfan]

34. "What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin' on here?"

-- Taggart (Slim Pickens)

[Generic Brad]

35. The way you're lollygaggin' around here with them picks and them shovels,

you'd think it was a hundert an' twenty degree. Can't be more than a hundert an' fourteen.

[bridgit]

38. "What in the wide, wide world of sports is'ah go'n on around here!!"

:rofl:

[Kat45]

39. "It's twue. It's twue."

:rofl:

[book lady]

40. "Would you like another schnitzengruben?"

[gmoney]

49. "Baby, I am NOT from Havana"

:)

[AllegroRondo]

58. "Sixteen's my limit on schitzengruben"

[Zorra]

41. Coming and going and going and coming -

and always too soon.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

42. Is that a ten-gallon hat, or are you just enjoying the show?

[Mendocino]

43. "Is Bismarck a herring?"

[Bucky]

44. "Badges? We don't need no steenkeeng badges!"

Well, that and the "I'm tired" song.

[jmowreader]

47. How 'bout some more beans, Mr. Taggart?

"I'd say you've had enough!"

[underpants]

51. "Work work work work work"

"Hey I didn't get a haruumph outa that guy!"

and

"Sheesh they darker than us"

All delivered by Mel Brooks himself.

[sarge43]

53. The Gov ogling his secretary's impressive knockers --

"Miss me boys?"

[underpants]

54. THEY have a wikipedia page

Sorry I couldn't resist the joke. Actually the actress's name is Robyn Hilton.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robyn_Hilton

[sarge43]

52. "You've got to remember that

these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know ... morons."

[peekaloo]

56. Mr. Lamar, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

"Sounds like steam escaping" always makes me :rofl:

[meegbear]

57. Throw out your hands!!

Stick out your tush!!
Hands on your hips Give them a push!!
You'll be surprised You're doing the French Mistake!! VOILA!

[ronnykmarshall]

60. Yesssssssssss!

Sounds like steam escaping.

[book lady]

59. "Little bastard shot me in the ass."

[PVnRT]

61. I just like it when he punches the horse

n/t

[RedStateShame]

62. "Stampeding cattle."

"That's not much of a crime."
"Through the Vatican?"
"Kinky. Sign here."

[KamaAina]

65. "..to Hedy Lamarr..."

That's HEDLEY!!!

[martymar64]

66. I was just out walking the parapet . . .

n/t

[sarge43]

67. And another

Bart: Well, can't you see that's the last act of a desperate man?

Howard Johnson: We don't care if it's the first act of Henry V; we're leaving.