Okay, who wants a g'night hug or smooch?

[Heidi]

Cuz I'm blowin' this pop-stand in about half an hour. Get 'em while they're hot! :hi:

[MrScorpio]

1. Me, me, me-me!

Me!

[Heidi]

3. YES!

And, :hug: :grouphug: :pals:

[SeattleGirl]

2. I do!!!! I do!!!!

And huggies and smoochies to you, gf!! :hug: :hug: :hug: :* :* :* :loveya:

[Heidi]

4. Always!

:hug: :grouphug: :*

[SeattleGirl]

8. Oooh, gf! I love it!

[Heidi]

10. I love that graphic!

:hug: :loveya: :*

[SeattleGirl]

11. Yeah, it's pretty cool, huh?

:loveya:

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. Lay one on me right here

[Heidi]

6. Oh, no. I can't do that.

It's your _wrist_, for heaven's sake. :blush:


You're just gonna have to pucker up, bubba.

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. Ohhhhhh, oooookaaaaayyyyy

:eyes:







:loveya: :hi:

[Heidi]

9. We'll have to do the wrist thing

by PM. Discretion, ya know. :evilgrin:

[xchrom]

12. hi miss heidi!

:hi:

[Heidi]

13. Yowza!

[Kutjara]

14. After the weird night I've had...

...that's exactly what I need.

Please hug and smooch away.

:hug: :grouphug:

[Heidi]

15. Hey, I don't believe I've hugged or smooched you in the past.

It's about dang time! :hug: (And I hope your Sunday is better than your Saturday night. :pals: )

[Kutjara]

16. Thank you my dear Heidi.

After your post, it's already much much better.

Here's some big affection back your way!

:loveya:

[Heidi]

17. Anyone who spells "acerbic" correctly

is a friend of mine. :*

[Kutjara]

18. Then I shall always endeavor to spell it such.

I can't afford to lose any more friends. But I'm gratified to have made a new one. :)

[Deja Q]

19. Did I miss out?

[Heidi]

21. Nevah.

I always have a smooch for you, HypnoToad! :hug: :hug:

[Deja Q]

23. Squeeeee! BTW,

your lipstick tastes like cherry raspberry sherbet, thank you! :D :9

[Heidi]

25. That's because

it's cherry raspberry sherbet flavor, just for you! :*

[Guava Jelly]

20. me me me me me me me me me me

:7

[Heidi]

24. yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

and :hug: :hug: :hug:

[Guava Jelly]

26. swoon

thank you

that was magical :hug:

[Heidi]

27. My pleasure.

And I mean that. Now I need a cigarette. :smoke:

[Random_Australian]

22. Give me a hug will you? Ha! I'll HUG YOU AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!

:hug::pals:

:hi:

:hug:

Have a great night!

[Heidi]

28. It's not every day that I get to hug a cute, smart younger man

(besides my husband), so here ya go! :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

And, of course:

[Random_Australian]

29. Aha! A two-stage animation of two cells interacting!

Or perhaps the image was something else and I have been doing too much science of late. :)

;)

[Mutley]

30. Sure, I could use a hug if you're still up.

:hug:

[Heidi]

31. There's my freckled goddess gf!

:hug: :hug: :hug:

[Heidi]

32. Monday version | Get 'em here!

:D

[some guy]

33. I'll take a hug

thanks!

:hug:

:hi:

[Heidi]

37. You betcha!

And welcome to DU, some guy! :hug: :hug: :hug:

Happy Monday! :hi:

[some guy]

52. whoa whoa

I asked for a hug. I don't want CMW to ban me,when I've only been back on the DU for a short while. :P

and also, "please", because I forgot to say inmy earlier post. I really do have manners, and sometimes I even use 'em...

(thanks for the welcome back, too.)

[Heidi]

53. Hahahaha!

I'm glad you're back. (Also, I don't think use of the :* smiley is a bannable offense. :rofl: )

[CaliforniaPeggy]

35. My dear Heidi!

How much I would love having some good-night hugs! Kisses don't hurt either!

:* :* :* :hug: :hug: :hug:

[Heidi]

39. Hi, Peggy!

:hug: :* :hug: :*

Are you wearing your Moderator Jammies? :P

[CaliforniaPeggy]

43. ROFL!

That is hysterical! Alas, I wear nighties to bed.........

But I love love love this graphic!

Thanks, sweetie!


:loveya: :hug: :loveya:

[Heidi]

45. If you love _that_, you'll adore these:

The guy in that graphic is Stuart Larkin, a character from MadTV. Enjoy these Stuart links. They're a _scream_. :hug:

Stuart goes to a Chinese restaurant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkfaEGxt2bk
Stuart gets his picture taken: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4lWVLYZd6M
Stuart gets a new babysitter: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HlpOXIKyhw
Stuart's birthday: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK91Hnr22-I
Stuart goes to the pet store: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cygkkOjs-lQ
Stuart bloopers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM2A20Qq55o

[amitten]

34. Me, because I had the worst week in recent memory.

And no one to hug but the cat right now. :cry:

Oh, and I can always give myself the hug smiley, I suppose...

:hug:













:cry:

[Floogeldy]

38. Tell all, amitten.

We are reading. :grouphug:

[amitten]

47. Problems with career, money, and peers.

Ain't nothin' good in Amitten Land right now. I've been hit daily with crappy stuff for several days now...at this rate I'm scared to think what tomorrow holds.

And I just had to cut ties with a friend I know is emotionally unbalanced. With a very unhappy ending, and me looking like the bad guy. I had no other choice. Sometimes the only choice is a bad choice. :hangover: I'm not hungover. But that smilie looks most like how I feel.

[Floogeldy]

50. I am sorry to hear all of that.

I have faith that you will do the right thing and prosper with your employment, finances and friends.

However, may I be so bold as to suggest that you stop sleeping in a fucking drawer?

Love,

Floog

[amitten]

65. How dare you insult my drawer.

My precious drawer!!! :banghead:

But really, thanks for the encouragement. I'm trying to stay positive and friendly. Every day is a new day, right? This will all blow over soon enough. Hope all is well with you.

[Heidi]

40. Aw, I'm sorry it was a bad week.

:hug: :hug: :hug:

:*

I hope your this-week is tons better, amitten. :pals:

[amitten]

48. Thanks.

It has to be!

[Floogeldy]

36. Need more options.

How long are your nails? Could you tickle my back?

;)

[Heidi]

41. If you want me to tickle your back, you should inquire about

the length of my _arms_, Floogy Woogy. :P

:hug: :hug: :hug:

[Floogeldy]

42. Whew!

:blush:

[Broken_Hero]

44. Not me

I'm an American...


I don't do that sissy stuff....














:)

Just kidding, but I am married...

Tammy would be so upset!...


:rofl:

[Heidi]

46. Okay, then. I'll just give you this, smarty-pants!

[Broken_Hero]

49. Well...

you are just evil...



But, I mean that in a reaalllll good way...:rofl:

[Heidi]

51. Why, thank you.

:evilgrin:

[buddhamama]

54. is it possible

to get a good morning hug? :) :hi: :hug:

[ScreamingMeemie]

55. I don't know if it's possible for Heidi...but it is for me!!!

:hug: :hug: :hug:

[Heidi]

57. Hi, gf!!!!

:hug: :loveya: :*

[ScreamingMeemie]

58. Hi!!!

:hug: :loveya: It's great to see you!

[buddhamama]

59. awwww...

Mrs.G !!! thank you. seeing you always makes me happy! :hug: :loveya: :hug:

[ScreamingMeemie]

62. Likewise! It makes getting up worth it!

:loveya: :hug:

[Heidi]

56. For you, gf, of course!

:hug: :loveya:

:*

[buddhamama]

60. Yippee !!!!

thank you, friend. my morning is now off to a good start. :hug: :loveya: :pals:

[SeattleGirl]

61. Am I too late???? I'd love a genuine, patented Heidi hug AND

And here's some from me! :hug: :* :hug: :*

[Heidi]

63. Thank you, dah-link!

:* :hug: :* :hug:

:loveya:

NOTE: My hugs and smooches are open source, so feel free to share! :P

[DrDan]

64. oh shoot - did I miss out

sure would like a couple of smooches

[Heidi]

66. You got 'em!

:* :*

Now, feel free to improve them, copy them and pass 'em on. They're open source smooches. :D

[Starbucks Anarchist]

67. Me!

[Heidi]

68. I hate to be coy, but I'm afraid I'll need to see that famous smile first.

;)

[Starbucks Anarchist]

69. Here ya go:

[Heidi]

71. Oh, *swoon*!

:hug: :hug: :hug:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

72. Thanks, Heidi!

:hug: :hug: :hug:

[Omphaloskepsis]

70. I'm looking forward to a rather unpleasant morning...

Share em if you have them..

[Heidi]

73. Hi, my friend.

I'm sorry it looks like a rough one ahead for you. Have some hugs. :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

And,

[Omphaloskepsis]

74. I don't have drywall in my room...

We plan on fixing that in the morning.. I need to move all my stuff out.. To hang it.. So cold.. So fucking cold.. Did I mention it is so fucking cold.? I don't have a heater. I do have a thermostat... 29 degrees F. Warming my hands on a 75 watt bulb doesn't help much.. Cold.. /*end pity party*/ so cold..

[Heidi]

75. Holy cow!

I think you need _lotsa_ hugs!

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:
:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:
:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:
:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:
:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:
:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:
:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:
:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:
:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:
:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

[Omphaloskepsis]

76. A space heater would kick some major ass too...

By this time tomorrow I will only need to wear one hoodie to bed. Finally, I can bring a girl home. If she is wearing a hoodie, or a sleeping bag.

[Heidi]

77. Hahahahahaha.

Omphaloskepsis' No. 1 pickup line: "Bring your sleeping bag." :rofl:

[Omphaloskepsis]

78. I'm going to use that..

With no explanation. I suspect that might be the worst pick-up line ever. I think we just gave, "nice shoes, wanna fuck?" a run for the money.. Ohh.. I can't stop the giggles..

[Heidi]

79. Wait!

When I told CMW that I was getting my nose pierced, he did this smarty-pants, faux-sexy growl and said, "Grrrrrrr. Nose porn." :rofl:

[Omphaloskepsis]

80. I think CMW is a freak...

He needs more Photoshop..

[Heidi]

81. Hahahahaha!

More Photoshop might be good for CMW, but it might be the death knell for our relationship. :rofl: He has Photoshopped me with reinder antlers (Christmas), wax lips (Valentine's Day), and a variety of other highly unsightly ways. His creativity knows no bounds, unfortunately. :P

[Omphaloskepsis]

82. OMFG::PLEASE post the wax lips..

bated breath!

[Heidi]

83. Check your PMs.

:rofl:

[Omphaloskepsis]

84. Mode == Giggle

The next time I'm in Europe, you need to buy me a drink, or a fish based pastry... Or some crazy shit you eat.

[Heidi]

85. Deal.

:thumbsup:

[Guava Jelly]

86. keep them comming

As long as CMW doesn't beat me up for to much smooch action

[Heidi]

87. He's a pacifist,

so I think we're okay here. :P

:hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :* :hug: :*

[Guava Jelly]

88. kewl

and thank you
:)

[Heidi]

89. Thursday hugs and kisses right here.

:*

[billyskank]

90. Heidi!!!

My Heidi!!!

:loveya: :hug: :*

[Heidi]

91. Wow, I've missed you, my friend!

:hug: :*

How've you been? :loveya:

[billyskank]

93. I missed you too

:hug:

I've been up and down, my friend. The down part was all my own fault. I'm so glad to see you. How are you and CMW?

:loveya:

[Heidi]

95. .

I'm sorry you've had a down time. Life is cyclical, yes? :hug: :loveya:

Most is okay here. The weather has taken a turn to windy and cold, though, and I don't much like that. :(

[Oeditpus Rex]

92. Heebus, girl!

Does CMW know you're just givin' it away??

[Heidi]

94. They're not _his_ hugs and kisses, so he really has no say in the matter.

:evilgrin:

So, you want some hugs and smooches or not? :shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

99. Well, I'm just concerned, y'know?

I mean, five nights in a row...



How y'think Heidi Fleiss started? :shrug:

[Heidi]

100. There's no money in hugs and smooches, as far as I know.

I think Heidi Fleiss started with a revenue center from the get-go. :P

[ghostsofgiants]

96. I should really be in bed.

But for some reason, when my mind is telling me to go to bed, my body's like "fuck you, mind." The opposite is also true. It's frustrating, haha.

:hi:

[Heidi]

97. Oooooooooooooooh, I was gonna send you a PM.

Check out these links:

http://www.moleskineart.com/

http://www.moleskinerie.com/2006/10/detour_the_mole.html

And, of course: :hug: :* :hug: :*

[ghostsofgiants]

98. Oooh, neat!

I hope mine is as fun as the one in that video once I have it all filled out. (I hope I can get my creativity flowing again so that I actually CAN fill it out, haha.)

:)

Now, time for me to make another attempt at sleeping.