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RedXIII Donating Member (749 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 01:15 AM
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things you'll never hear a Republican say....
Edited on Sat Oct-28-06 01:20 AM by RedXIII
I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex"
Duct tape won't fix that.
Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael.
We don't keep firearms in this house.
Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
You can't feed that to the dog.
No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe.
We're vegetarians.
Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
Cappuccino tastes better that espresso.
The tires on that truck are too big.
I've got it all on a floppy disk.
Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
My fiance, Paula Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.

And the #1 thing you would NEVER hear them say is

Elvis Who?
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