Blender's "Flithliest Lyrics Of All Time" List

[Initech]

Check out their "expert" panel :eyes: :

"OUR EXPERTS INCLUDE:
Jane Bernhard: Presidential assignee, New York State Parent Teacher Association
Tucker Carlson: Neoconservative commentator, MSNBC
Jesse Sheidlower: Lexicographer and author of The F Word, a book documenting society’s creative uses for the word fuck.
Mike Errico: Senior editor, Blender.com
Jordan Burchette: Executive editor, Maxim.com
Tony McMenamin: Senior editor, Maxim.com"

:rofl:

http://www.blender.com/guide/articles.aspx?ID=2149

How could you have a list like this and not include Nine Inch Nails or Frank Zappa?

[Spider Jerusalem]

1. What, no Nick Cave?

His version of "Stagger Lee" has a great line: "I'm a bad motherfucker don't you know, but I'll crawl over 50 good pussies just to get to one fat boy's asshole"...

[LostInAnomie]

2. About time Too $hort got a little respect.

Although, that isn't even close to his filthiest album.

[Initech]

3. kick for the afternoon crowd!

[Radical Activist]

4. What, no ac/dc?!

Sure, they don't say fuck, but they deserve credit for creativity and consistency. I'll bet no other band has so many songs about oral sex. Liz Phair comes close but her career isn't as long.

[VeggieTart]

8. I can't believe they didn't include "Flower"! (LANGUAGE WARNING)

I mean, "I want to be your blow job queen"? And a voice chanting "Every time I see your face, I get all wet between my legs"? And her generous use of the f-word. Sheesh.

[Left Is Write]

10. They have the best song about oral sex.

[Radical Activist]

11. which song?

[Left Is Write]

13. Given The Dog A Bone.

[Radical Activist]

15. Of course.

A real classic.

[av8rdave]

5. They didn't go far enough back in time

How about The Good Rats, "Don't hate the ones who bring you rock and roll?"

[MrSlayer]

6. Pretty tame really, compared to the Mentors.

They were the masters of filthy lyrics.

[mainegreen]

7. Any list without The Frogs is incomplete.

Perfect sample is at this link:
http://www.thefrogsarchive.com/lyrics/ioran.html

Scroll down to the song "THESE ARE THE FINEST QUEEN BOYS (I'VE EVER SEEN):"

The only part of it I can post here is:
"oh who will finish first? no one knows, no one knows"

[_testify_]

9. ummm... no tool?

I have found some kind of temporary sanity in this
shit, blood, and cum on my hands.

I've come round full circle.
My lamb and martyr, this will be over soon.
You look so precious.

- tool, 'Prison Sex'

No props to anal rape?

[idgiehkt]

12. it's weird

to me sex doesn't equal 'filth' unless it's violent, and then it's just offensive, it still doesn't mean sex is dirty. I didn't go through the whole list, but I wasn't surprised by what I saw on there.

Oh good God, 'How Many Licks' by Lil Kim is on there. That is one of her tamest songs, lol. Well, at least she's on the list. You Go Girl! I bet she has several appearances on there.

Bwahahah!!!

“He opened it up with his bare two thumbs/He seen crabs with spears and Indian drums!”

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I've never heard that one before...by "Slick Rick"

this is my favorite by Lil Kim, it's actually a really pretty song, "Dreams":

Gimme all the rhythm and blues niggas then rock the shots of liquor they
make me cum quicker rub between your belly like jelly R.Kelly you think
you ballin but your body's callin free fallin all in fuck the bumpin and
grindin have you jumpin and whinin while I'm climbin i be doin groups
like Troup body rockin H Town or Horace Brown watch out now Baby face
can pay da rent and cook me five meals what the deal on that Prince cat
he be lookin kind of fruity but he can still eat the booty Brian
McKnights tight Joe is lookin kinda slow and oh what about D'Angelo I
want some of that brown sugar and what watch this rap bitch bust all
over ya nuts like


I fuck mike sta flyway fuck dem LaDae cats and one on dem resemble Craig
Mack I need a New Edition I need some Men of Vision pussy eatin position
to go to shower pissin I made my Intro getting fucked in the Pinto now
Im skin deep in da Lexus Jeep peep da Queen sista if I would fuck wit
Mista they'd be lickin blackberry molasses out my asses Jason who da
fuck time ya wastin I got no patience for little dick tastin I'd rather
go Solo so I can get some Heaven and be the fuck out After Seven All for
One and One for All I swear to God I'd never fuck with none of yall and
if ya Immature than Im out the door I'm on fire gettin head by the
Harlem Boys Choir.

I couldn't find a mall with Kenny Lattimore Montell Jordan ain't scorin
Tevin Campbell niggas like to shamble make him an example with this
pussy sample her we go you didn't know Joe was my hoe Tony Rich my bitch
I got the 112 nuts to bust so just open wide and when Im done give me a
high five.

You can touch me and tease me as if my name was Case We got to drink a
pace for me to participate don't playa hate you didn't school with me Im
icin Bryson that dude down with Groove Theory

[KFC]

14. The all time champ - Wesley Willis

I don't want to get the thread locked by posting his nasty lyrics, but I always liked this song.

I Wupped Batman's Ass

Batman got on my nerves
He was running me amock
He ridiculed me calling me a bum
I whooped Batman's ass
I whooped Batman's ass
I whooped Batman's ass
I whooped Batman's ass
I whooped Batman's ass
I whooped Batman's ass
Batman thought he was bad
He was a fucking asshole in the first place
He got knocked to the floor
I whooped Batman's ass
I whooped Batman's ass
I whooped Batman's ass
I whooped Batman's ass
I whooped Batman's ass
Batman beat the hell outta me and knocked me to the floor
I got back up and knocked him to the floor
He was being such a jackoff
I whooped Batman's ass
I whooped Batman's ass
I whooped Batman's ass
I whooped Batman's ass
I whooped Batman's ass
I whooped Batman's ass
I whooped Batman's ass
I whooped Batman's ass
I whooped Batman's ass
I whooped Batman's ass
I whooped
Batman's ass.
Rock over London
Rock on Chicago
Wheaties, the breakfast of champions

[TheMightyFavog]

16. What about good ship venus?

http://www.diamondgeezers.org.uk/sounds/lyrics/thegoodshipvenus.html

[YellowRubberDuckie]

17. Um, NIN is much more filthy.

:eyes:

[Mojambo]

18. Dirty twee-pop from Cars Can Be Blue

my baby and me were 'gether for so long
but we broke up and now she's gone
i thought she would be my wife
but she left me for a better life
now she's gone i hardly see her at all
but sometimes at night i get this call
she needs the d-e-e-p d-i-c-k-i-n-g from me
she needs the d-e-e-p d-i-c-k-i-n-g from me

we were together, that much is true
but then i decided that we were through
now i don't need anyone else
i can do things by myself
but sometimes my fingers aren't quite enough
once in a while i like it rough
i need the to d-e-e-p d-i-c-k-i-n-g for me
she needs the d-e-e-p d-i-c-k-i-n-g from me

i always hope that you would take me back
i have to ask, are you on crack
you can't mean that i was the worst
i wouldn't date you again if you were the last man on earth
but i think our love could mean much more
i think there's only one thing that you're good for
(you're good for, you're good for)
and that's the d-e-e-p d-i-c-k-i-n-g for me
she needs the d-e-e-p d-i-c-k-i-n-g from me
d-e-e-p d-i-c-k-i-n-g from me
ooohhh

[idgiehkt]

19. lol

when you care enough to send the very best...

It's actually kind of cute.

This whole list thing is wrong-headed, though. Sex is not dirty.