RULES! We don't need no stinking rules.

[ohiosmith]

[BarenakedLady]

1. Amen!

:bounce:

[youthere]

2. Why do you hate America?

[ohiosmith]

4. Your stinking rules.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

3. YEAH!

[madinmaryland]

5. What rules....

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:evilgrin:

[sarge43]

9. And kudzu, don't forget kudzu because

it's going places.

[underpants]

6. Not when we have all these burning desires

or was it burning tires? I forget sometimes

[sarge43]

7. Yes we do, otherwise Agent Mike will be very upset. n/t

[wildhorses]

8. I got your Agent Mike

:kick:

[sarge43]

10. He's all yours

Be kind.

[wildhorses]

11. oh, I will be--

:patriot: the kind that goes like this? :kick:

[sarge43]

13. That's the best kind of kind. n/t

[miss_american_pie]

12. Yes we do

Without rules, how can one be naughty? :shrug: