Tell your doctor if you have difficulty swallowing or shortness of breath

[Floogeldy]

. . . or if your heart explodes and you find yourself on the seventh level with Washington, Jefferson and Lincoln.

Once you are on that level, there actually are ways tell your doctor. But I progress. ;)

[petronius]

1. What if I'm bleeding from all orifices, have a high-pitched ringing

in my ears, am suffering from a loss of balance, have lost my sense of taste but have a super-enhanced sense of smell, am blind in one eye and seeing purple flashes in the other, losing all my hair and fingernails, have a pulse of 225, and am feeling an unsatiable desire to drink human blood? Should I tell my doctor, or just stay out of GD?

:shrug:

[mark414]

2. that just means

you ate some really bad acid

hang in there! it'll all be over soon! :headbang:

[XemaSab]

4. Differential diagnosis:

Ebola.

Bummer dude.

[petronius]

7. Thanks, but I think I'll go with Mark's diagnosis...

I ain't sayin' nuttin', but a virus endemic to small portions of Africa is bit less likely than an ill-advised tab of windowpane...

And I'm going to cling to that idea of getting better someday!

[XemaSab]

11. Not for me

I have been looking for acid for years and it's never around. :(

Ebola, however, is like gum on your shoe: it follows wherever you go. :( :(

[jobycom]

3. I don't know, but that same thing happened to me this morning.

:shrug:

[petronius]

5. Well, you seem to be all right; I guess I just won't worry about it, then

Thanks for the medical advice!

[jobycom]

8. I seem to be alright?

You are probably alone in believing that! :rofl:

[petronius]

9. Well, it is all relative - look where we are...

;)

[Floogeldy]

6. You just wiped out on a Harley going 85 mph.

;)

[petronius]

10. You ever have those moments where you realize there must be something

wrong with you? I just had one: my first thought on reading your post was "hmmm, I wonder if there's a porn star named Harley?" My second thought was "a Google image search will tell me!" That can't be a healthy adult way to think, can it?

The answer was 'Yes,' by the way.