Forget Underpants' Wife's Gift!!! What Did You All Get MATCOM This Year?

[matcom]

and, can i have it NOW DAMMIT???? :bounce:

[Raven]

1. Smack!

I big wet one on the cheek...not on that big butt of yours silly! :-)

[matcom]

4. LOVE IT!!

thanks Mom :loveya:

[liberalhistorian]

2. Well, I'd give you a nice big kiss, but

two things prevent it. No. 1 is distance, since I'm in Ohio and you're in MA. And No. 2, the most important, is that you're a married man, which means you're supposed to have ethics and principles against things like that! Supposed to, of course, being the operative words as far as you're concerned, lol!

[matcom]

5. then can i have a pony instead?

x*

[Padraig18]

3. An imported, hand-embroidered yak!

:P

[matcom]

6. wooohooo

will it go with my curtains?

[Padraig18]

7. The Buddhist nunes guarantee it will match!

;)

[LincolnMcGrath]

8. A case of this

http://www.windowbox.com/content/Commerce_images/{A8E28906-EADC-11D3-9376-0090271AB532}_product_large.jpg

[matcom]

9. don't know what to um do with that but

does it go well with Chianti? :shrug:

[areschild]

10. I think cleaning his house

was enough. However, I'm sorry I wasn't able to be there as I'm almost sure I had some sort of emergency that kept me away. I just need a little time to remember what it was.

[underpants]

11. The gift that keeps on giving

http://www.cowboyindian.com/cnslcacl.htm

[7th_Sephiroth]

12. lets see (reaches into big bag)

a lump on the head (whack) Just call me Satan Claws :evilgrin:

[Renew Deal]

13. I got you UNDERPANTS wife.

Merry Christmas

[matcom]

14. wooooooooohoooooooooo

you don't think he'll mind do you? :P

[nostamj]

15. i gave it to you YESTERDAY!

[jonnyblitz]

16. weed from Amsterdam.

(you wish):P

[7th_Sephiroth]

17. sadly

amsterdam is gonna stop selling weed to americans

[jus_the_facts]

18. ASS CRACK FLOSS......

....THONG!!! :evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

19. Same thing I got you last year

:D

[curse10]

20. I'll give you somethin' big boy...

:hug:

[VelmaD]

21. I got your present baybee

You want it? ;-)

Come and get it. :*

Merry xmas matcom. :hug: