Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login

If Spam ads were real....

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread
This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU
garybeck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 09:56 AM
Original message
If Spam ads were real....
If Spam ads were real....

I'd have at lest 2,000 Rolex watch replicas.

My penis would be the size of the Empire State Building. Everyone would envy my penis.

I would outlast my wife every night.

I would weigh about 20 pounds from magic diet pills. I guess almost all that weight would be in my penis.

I would be a multimillionaire from all my online gambling winnings.

I would be a multimillionaire because some rich guy in Congo died and didn't have anyone to leave his money to, and his lawyer wants to give it to me.

I would be a multimillionaire because I won the lottery in England.

I would understand what this means:

Bill Gates would be sending me checks just for forwarding his emails to everyone I know.

I would work at home in my underware and make $20,000 per month.

I would have refinanced my home at least 750 times and cashed in on my home equity, resulting in a 0% interest rate and hundreds of thousands of extra bucks in my pocket.

I would have every software program ever created, for free.

I would have 649 new logos created for my business.

I would have quit my job long ago to become a day-trader with all the great stock tips.

I would have so much Viagra and Cialis, my penis would no longer remember what it means to rest.

I would get all my prescription drugs for 10% of the regular price.

I would have a dream job making $500,000 per year. Don't know why I'd need a job with all the money I already won.

Wouldn't life be great?

Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-09-06 11:00 AM
Response to Original message
1. You also forgot
You'd have 20 wives
And as for the size of your hooh-hah-dilly, you don't wanna know! :spray:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view 
this author's profile Click to add 
this author to your buddy list Click to add 
this author to your Ignore list Mon May 22nd 2017, 06:39 PM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]

Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators

Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC