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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-08-06 08:00 PM
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Bush and the Winds
A fundraising trip took Dubya to Chicago.

While there he sneaked off to visit one of the local watering holes.

He was on his third bottle of Jim Beam when he yelled out, "That Chicago Tower is one amazingly huge building!"

The man sitting next to him asked him if he knew what was REALLY amazing about the Sears Tower. "It's the winds, You can jump off the roof of the Sears Tower and the winds will catch you and sweep you right back up on the roof. It's lots of fun. I do it all the time."

Bush looked at the guy. "Naaaaaaa...couldn't be." But the man was insistent, so they went up on the roof of the Sears Tower.

"Watch this, sir, and I will show you how it's done." And the guy hopped off the roof. He fell about eighty floors. The wind caught him and swept him right back on the roof.

Bush was all "well, I'll be damned." And he jumped off the roof.

Unfortunately, the winds did not catch him and he made a four-foot-deep crater in the street where he hit.

The stranger walked back into the bar. The barkeeper looked at him and said, "Superman, you're one MEAN drunk."
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Suich Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-08-06 08:54 PM
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