Will Pluto not being a planet screw up your horoscope?

[Crazy Dave]

Poll question: Will Pluto not being a planet screw up your horoscope?

Note: copycat poll from another web forum

[wildhorses]

1. its the end of the world as we know it:

That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane -
Lenny Burnside is not afraid. Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn -
world serves its own needs, don't misserve your own needs. Feed it up a knock,
speed, grunt no, strength no. Ladder structure clatter with fear of height,
down height. Wire in a fire, represent the seven games in a government for
hire and a combat site. Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the furies
breathing down your neck. Team by team reporters baffled, trump, tethered
crop. Look at that low plane! Fine then. Uh oh, overflow, population,
common group, but it'll do. Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its
own needs, listen to your heart bleed. Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright
light, feeling pretty psyched.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign tower. Slash and burn,
return, listen to yourself churn. Lock him in uniform and book burning,
blood letting. Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate. Light a candle,
light a motive. Step down, step down. Watch a heel crush, crush. Uh oh,
this means no fear - cavalier. Renegade and steer clear! A tournament,
a tournament, a tournament of lies. Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives
and I decline.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

The other night I tripped a nice continental drift divide. Mount St. Edelite.
Leonard Bernstein. Leonid Breshnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs.
Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom! You symbiotic, patriotic,
slam, but neck, right? Right.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine...fine...

[MrCoffee]

2. i was almost ready to forgive the IAU...almost. Then this poll pops up.

[Crazy Dave]

3. Sorry

Professional astrologist?

[buddhamama]

6. Dude, it's all good.

your horoscope reads: Mr.Coffee you're in for a real treat today. It may be You have overdosed on the kool-aid or, you have accepted the mysterious magical universe; whatever has brought you to this point, prepare yourself. Today you will see pigs fly.

[TheBaldyMan]

4. Originally Scorpio's ruling planet was Mars.

In the days before Neptune, Uranus and Pluto were discovered the ancients only knew the planets out to Jupiter & Saturn.

Really old-fashioned astrologers never use the three outer planets anyway.

I'd suggest you just go back to the original ruling planet.

[Crazy Dave]

5. I don't know anything about that stuff

My expertise was turning to the horoscopes in the newspaper and reading that I would meet somebody interesting that week. Although one time I did pay for a session with a really great astrologist who told me all that stuff and showed me some great charts and even did what I believe was a "sun chart"?. It's been a very long time and whether it had any value or not scientifically it was very interesting, entertaining and definitely worth the $35 for a half hour.