Name three things you've never done.

[NewWaveChick1981]

Mine:

1) I've never had a tattoo (unless you count the kind in Crackerjacks... :rofl:).

2) I've never been arrested.

3) I've never broken Commandment #6 of the Judeo-Christian Ten Commandments. ;)

[Deja Q]

1. Ooh ooh! I wanna say something!!!!!!!!!!!

1. Never been arrested (though somebody once made my heart stop beating, but only in a good way...)

2. Never had a tattoo

3. :blush:

[NewWaveChick1981]

5. You've never blushed before?

:P I find that hard to believe.. :)

[Deja Q]

13. I've blushed, but not for what I'm thinking of...

:woohoo:

[johnnie]

2. Let's see

1 Never given birth
2 Never turned 50
3 Never been cremated

[NewWaveChick1981]

4. Well, I think #3's a good thing...

:hi:

[anarch]

3. ok...I have never, ever

1. ridden on an elephant

2. eaten more than my own body weight of cashews

3. died


Some day I hope to do all three. Probably in that order.

[NewWaveChick1981]

7. Well, hold off on #3 for as long as you can.

Riding an elephant and eating more than your own body weight in cashews will take some practice. :P

[BlueIris]

80. Self-delete, so as to put in correct place.

And wonder where the hell my brain just went.

[_testify_]

6. Well.

1. eaten sushi

2. been to Vegas

3. left a woman unsatisfied

[NewWaveChick1981]

9. Of that list, #3 is the most important...

:patriot: :applause:

[Arugula Latte]

35. As per # 3, to quote Seinfeld, "How do you know?"

Jerry: What about the panting, the moaning, the groaning, the screaming?
Elaine: Fake, fake, fake, fake.

:evilgrin:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

8. Three things? OK...........

1. Made love with anyone but my husband

2. Smoked a cigar

3. Gone skydiving

[NewWaveChick1981]

16. Hi, CP!

:hi: I think #3 would be a blast! Never done that either. Oh, and I've never smoked a cigar either.

[RetroLounge]

58. Play your cards right

and maybe we can combine all 3

:rofl:

RL

[CaliforniaPeggy]

My dear RetroLounge!

Somehow, I don't feel as though making love while skydiving would work too well!

Now..........making love while having a fine cigar...........

That's another story entirely!

:evilgrin:

[Ikonoklast]

10. This could get interesting

1. I've never done coke with a future president.
2. I've never shot a hunting buddy in the face and then accepted his apology.
3. I've never tried to diddle under-aged boys (or over-aged boys, for that matter).

[NewWaveChick1981]

18. Thank goodness for that...

We'll never confuse you with one of those FReeper assholes... :hi:

[idgiehkt]

23. I like your approach.

1. I've never had a baldness fetish
2. I've never referred to my boss as my husband.
3. I've never claimed my lameass lesbian mother could wipe the floor with Teresa Heinz-Kerry.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

11. Hmm...let's see...

1. Never been tattooed under the influence. I've never done heroin.

2. I've never been arrested for more than one thing at the same time.

3. I've never shot somebody with a stun gun, nor do I particularly want to, despite what has been said about me.

[NewWaveChick1981]

20. What? No stun gun?

:) I guess that's a good thing! :D

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

Eh, they're illegal in NJ.

If they weren't I'd probably buy one for no real reason at all, but I still have no desire to use it on somebody.

[Guava Jelly]

12. i've never

1) gotten arrested
2) tried cocaine
3) had sex with a donkey..yet :rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

14. RE: #3...Dude, you're not a FReeper, so don't even consider

that. :rofl: :hi:

[Guava Jelly]

19. Ok but i know this really cute mule

:rofl:
:hi: gorgeous

[NewWaveChick1981]

21. Would you PLEASE keep your hands OFF the livestock???

:rofl: Farm boy... :eyes:

[Guava Jelly]

29. but i did live in kansas

:)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

30. #1 is over-rated. I don't know about sex with a donkey, but I don't

want to know about sex with a donkey.

[blitzen]

15. Praise Bush, Praise Cheney, IM with Foley

[NewWaveChick1981]

22. You're so cool....

:loveya: :hi:

[ceile]

17. ok

1. never been married
2. never bought a car
3. never moved back home after moving out at 18

[NewWaveChick1981]

24. Of those, I've never done #3 either...

And #1 is overrated. And #2 is a necessity in some places, but if you can get away with not having one, you're better off. :D

[ceile]

26. My siblings have at one point or other.

I think my mom always expected me too, until she bought a 2bdrm house-finally!

[bigwillq]

25. Ate sushi

Caught a shark
Bought a BMW

[LSK]

27. i've never

1. been on the radio
2. been banned from freerepublic
3. had a lounge thread make the greatest

[khashka]

28. You would ask this question....

1. Despite my prolific drug use, I've never shot anything up. And I won't. Ever. I've seen the results.... not good.

2. I've never killed anyone, although at times I felt like it.

3. I've never been to Japan. I'd like to. Japan has a long and interesting culture. One of the first works of feminism was written by a Japanese woman long before the first wave of feminism. And the samurai thing is a total turn on.... not a sexual turn on.... turned on because I can learn about honour, strength and facing death with bravery. (Although I wouldn't mind an Asian guy with that beautiful black hair and a big scary sword.)


Good enough?

Khash.

[youthere]

31. I've never:

1. poked anyone in the leg with a sharp object.
2. bathed in yogurt
3. ran topless through Bed Bath and Beyond.

[haf216]

54. I work at BB&B

Please do " three at my store. We need something to break the tension.:rofl: :rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

32. Ok.

1) I've never swan in the Atlantic Ocean.
2) I've never been on a date.
3) I've never had sex.



:hi:

[graywarrior]

53. 3) Cept with Toby

[RevolutionaryActs]

56. Oh how I wish...

I'd lick him from head to toe :9




Oh, wait this isn't my locky thread... I should be a good girl.

[graywarrior]

57. His bum needs a good licking

[RevolutionaryActs]

62. I was thinking more of the cut, right above his pant line...

You know what I mean. :9

[graywarrior]

64. Would you demonstrate, please?

[RevolutionaryActs]

65. If you get me a live model...

:evilgrin:

[graywarrior]

66. Baby baby baby

[RevolutionaryActs]

68. Dats his niece.

He adores her. :D

[graywarrior]

70. Awwwwww.

[RevolutionaryActs]

71. Holy shit.

*licks screen*

[graywarrior]

72. OK, I'm overdosing now. I need to go to bed.

[RevolutionaryActs]

73. Do you need some..... "alone" time

:evilgrin:

[graywarrior]

74. My hand is restless.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

63. In regards to #3...

no wonder you want to wrestle me naked in cornflakes & milk. Can we make it soymilk, BTW? Milk grosses me out.

[RevolutionaryActs]

69. bwhahaha

:rofl:



We can make any kind of milk you want.

[Zavulon]

33. I can claim all three of yours, but I'll post three of my own too:

I've never driven a car with a standard transmission, I've never been to an NBA game and I've never been to Mexico.

[LostinVA]

34. I've never

1.) Had a threesome (damn it)

2.) Dated a Freeper

3.) Been mean to an animal

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

49. Well, imagine that...

#1 is one my to do list.

[Mutley]

36. Okay...

I never...

Wait, I did that.

How about... no, that doesn't work, either.

Here we go:

1) Jumped out of a plane

2) Burped "Hamptown Races"

3) Flashed a large crowd of people.

[Xipe Totec]

41. Interesting.

1).- Me neither

2).- Me neither

3).- No comment. :blush:

[Mutley]

46. No comment, eh?

Does that mean... you Have flashed a large crowd of people?

:P

[Xipe Totec]

82. Well, large is a subjective term

Some people would argue that a crowded bar room in a Mexican brothel doesn't qualify as large.

And flash is also subjective. What's the crossing point between flashing and indecent exposure?

These are purely hypothetical questions, you understand. :blush: My legal counsel insists that I clarify this point.

:yoiks:

[Mutley]

89. I would qualify anything over

a small group of friends as large.

Flashing would be a quick exposure, while indecent exposure would be walking around for a prolonged period of time, ahem, without adequate clothing.

And of course. Purely hypothetical. :P

[Bullwinkle925]

37. I've ...

1. Never been skiing.

2. Never been part of a rock 'n roll band.

3. Never voted for a Republican.

[Merrick]

38. I've never

1. Lied
2. Gotten a cheap laugh by getting lower life forms high on drugs
3. Intentionally given wrong directions to people based on the car they were driving

[ZombieNixon]

39. I have never...

fuck, this is hard...I've done a lot of stuff...

1. (intentionally) flashed anyone :P
2. (intentionally) walked outside nekkid :blush:
3. cheated in a relationship

[YankeyMCC]

40. 1. Never had a tattoo (but whoops that's gonna change next tuesday)

2. Never skydived (or as I like to say "I've never jumped out of a perfectly good airplane while it was flying."

3. Never seen an episode of Lost.

(and one more since I will join the inked next week - I've never seen an episode of Desperate Housewives)

[Skittles]

42. OK

1) voted republican
2) colored my hair
3) worn a full-length gown

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

43. I have never:

Levitated
Visited Antarctica
Had George Bush's love child

[LostInAnomie]

44. 1. LSD 2. Got a tattoo

3. Two broads at the same time. :patriot:

[bridgit]

45. never done crack, never done heroin, never done opium...

O8)

[Briarius]

47. ok

1. I've never jumped out of an airplane
   
2. I've never seen a tornado
   
   hmmm.....
   
   
3. NewWaveChick? :shrug:
   
   
   :P
   
   
   
   

[Aristus]

48. I've never,

found gold on a a sandy beach.

I've never drilled for oil on a city street.

I've never looked for rubies in a mountain of rock.

[VeggieTart]

50. I have never

1. Been arrested
2. Had sex with another woman
3. Learned to drive.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

55. I recommend all three.

:rofl:

[ComerPerro]

51. I have never rooted for the Yankees or Mets, and have never voted R

I consider all 3 to be very similar, though

[astral]

52. Well, I've Never Been to Spain

2- Never cleaned an oven

3- Never had just one cup of coffee

[XemaSab]

59. I've never

Been outside of the US and Canada (TJ for 4 hours doesn't count... neither does LA :P )

Uhhh....

I've done everything else. :D

[LSK]

77. liar

:hi:

[Broken_Hero]

60. Okay...

1. Never been to a pro football game

2. Never been to a pro basketball game

3. Never been to a pro hockey game...

I wish I could take care of those three....

[RetroLounge]

61. Hmm, only three? Okay.

1) Kissed NewWaveChick1981.

2) Kissed yvr girl

3) Kissed RRR.

RL

p.s. But I have an interesting to-do list...

[RFKHumphreyObama]

67. I've never

1. Been in a relationship or been kissed:cry:
2. Campaigned in a national election which my political party has won
3. Never met an American President -but I have met two former Prime Ministers in my own country

[donheld]

75. mine

1) been with a woman
2) been to another continent
3) been to NYC

[astral]

76. I've Never Worn Sandals Without Socks

2) Never played with a dolphin
3) Never eaten head cheese

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

78. You sick twisted fuck.

If you're going to wear socks, wear regular shoes damnit. Nothing is worse than sandals with socks. It's seriously the most unattractive fashion faux pas ever. Ugh.

That's my view and I'm sticking to it.

[Kutjara]

85. self delete

posted in wrong place.

[leftofthedial]

79. Ummm . . .

Uhhhh . . .

no piercings

no tattoos

and uhhh, ummmm . . .

[zonkers]

81. Acid. Skydive. Get a root canal.

[buddhamama]

83. mine:

1) i've never eaten shrimp

2) i've never been to Tibet

3) i've never tried heroine

[WritingIsMyReligion]

84. Sex, drugs, alcohol.

All the basics. ;)

[Kutjara]

86. (1) Eaten gazpacho with a speculum.

(2) Been grossly indecent with waterfowl.
(3) Called the wind 'Mariah.'

[sarge43]

93. What about discretely indecent?

:evilgrin:

[sarge43]

87. Mine

1. Never been in a Starbucks

2. Never owned a cockatoo

3. Never been south of the Equator

[gfindu]

88. I've never

skydived, skinning dipped, or been to Europe

[taterguy]

90. Some I'll do, some I won't

1) Dipped my toes in the Pacific Ocean. Gonna do that in two and a half weeks.

2) Owned a new car. I have no idea if I'll ever do this or not. The last car I owned was a 1974 VW

3) Had an encounter with another man. I was slightly curious about this in my single days but only for the purely physical aspects of it and I never found myself in the right situation

[NewWaveChick1981]

91. Thanks, everybody!

:hi: :woohoo:

[MissHoneychurch]

92. Lemme think

I never did Bungee Jumping (and have no desire to ever do so)

I never got arrested either

I never smoked