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Edited on Thu Sep-14-06 12:31 AM by Archae
You'll know these.
1.) Nothing at NASA ever happens by accident. NASA never makes mistakes. Every failure of machinery, or disaster that results from it, is a part of a deeper conspiracy to keep the truth about alien civilizations away from the public.
2.) Everyone on the radio who has had a spiritual revelation, alien encounter, or is privelege to a worldwide conspiracy, also has a book or a movie to sell.
3.) Alien spirits channeled through Earth mediums, always convey a message of love and tolerance, while expressing their opposition to the democracy.
4.) The government men who planned the 9/11 attacks, and the murder of millions, suddenly had an infusion of conscience that caused them to destroy the buildings in a controlled demolition, out of apparent concern for surrounding structures and people.
5.) You can demand the government tell you the truth, but you'll never believe it when they do, unless the truth they tell you coincides with what you already know to be the truth from your extensive conspiracy research in New Age/UFO bookstores and on the internet.
6.) Ancient alien societies on Mars built structures that are hundreds of kilometers across and look suspiciously like .JPG degridation when zoomed up close.
7.) The United States military doesn't have the right to keep secrets, or possess secret installations where any taxpayer with a long beard and reeking of pachoulli, can't wander in and demand the confirmation of his suspicions about the possession of alien bodies and UFO technology.
8.) "Right to know" is code for "Confirm what I already think I know, or you're lying".
9.) Mankind has the power to threaten the very existance of species around the world, but we can't hunt down a colony of nomadic, eight foot tall, hairy ape-men living in the NorthWest United States.
10.) All other secret civilizations, be they alien, or living inside the hollow Earth, live in superior societies without poverty, or strife, where strawberries grow as big as your head, and everyone's needs are met by mysterious forces other than their own hard work.
11.) The oil company conspiracy to suppress super-efficient energy machines extends beyond the United States, and even to regions equally advanced, such as Europe, Japan, and Korea, who blindly pass up the opportunity to become world leaders in these cutting edge technologies.
12.) Anyone who disagrees with you is a government disinformation agent, a reptilian in disguise, or a paid shill for the Military Industrial Complex (or NASA).
13.) The world will be saved if we only listen to the guests on late night talk radio.
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