Don't feel like going out tonight, but don't want to offend people

[jpgray]

What do I say, o Lounge? And if you say "Answer Unclear, Ask Again Later" I'll crack you open so your blue goo and all-knowing icosahedron dribble out of you.

[billyskank]

1. Fake your own death

:)

[jpgray]

2. I'm writing a whole screenplay in my head here

Of the perfect excuse with no possible guilt or emotional slights attached. But it still sucks and I think others are better than I at dissembling. I could be honest, I guess.

[ghostsofgiants]

14. I'll second that.

[Bunny]

3. Who will you offend if you don't go out?

[jpgray]

4. People who think I don't want to go out with them

Shocking that such exist, but yeah.

[Bunny]

6. Oh. Well, they're douchebags anyway. So, no harm done.

Stay in and make yourself happy. ;)

[LaurenG]

5. Well can't you just say "I 'm not up to going out tonight"

If you were my friend I'd be cool with that.

[jpgray]

7. Because my friends are paranoid batsoid lunatics.

Yeah maybe they'd be okay with that.

[SOteric]

9. That's pretty much what I'd say

and most of my friends would be okay with that too.

:hi:

[dropkickpa]

8. Diarrhea

what could they possibly say to that?

[swag]

10. I don't drink with you.

[LaurenG]

11. lol, I'd forgotten that sh**

:applause: :rofl:

[terrya]

12. How about...

"I have other commitments". You don't have to tell anyone that they don't involve going out.

[Donkeyboy75]

13. Hmmmm...

I'd agree to go out, then show up at your meeting place buck naked. They probably won't want to go out with you, putting the onus on THEM.

I can't see a flaw in this plan at all.