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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 04:30 PM
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My kitty is a Republican.
x(

She believes in preemptive strikes, thinks she needs oil to survive, steals from the less fortunate and lashes out at anyone who tries to mend her ways. Where did we go wrong?! :cry:

:P
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 04:31 PM
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1. Ours was a Chinese Communist,
A fervent proponent of the 'Great Leap Foreward'.
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 04:34 PM
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2. I think our other one is mostly apathetic,
but leans Democratic when the issue comes up. :D
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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 04:36 PM
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3. HAH!
:rofl:
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ChickMagic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 10:23 AM
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19. Our Bonnie is as well
She continues to approach us saying, "Mao".
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zanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 04:38 PM
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4. I have a Lieberman kitty.
She's nice to whoever feeds her better.
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 04:45 PM
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5. Ba-ZING!!!
:rofl:

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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 07:22 PM
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9. Post of the day.
:thumbsup:
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 07:28 PM
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14. I like that one!
:thumbsup:
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 04:57 PM
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6. lol
My kitties are too lazy to vote! And, they both leave the room whenever I turn on CNN! :D
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LadyoftheRabbits Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 07:20 PM
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7. ...
Edited on Wed Aug-30-06 07:20 PM by lelapin
:rofl: I'd say Gracie's a freeper, unfortunately. She takes everything for herself :( But Widgie... Widgie's a Dem, the sweet thing :7
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 07:22 PM
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10. It does seem that for every Dem cat, there's a batshit insane freeper one,
isn't there? :D

:hi: :loveya:
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LadyoftheRabbits Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 07:24 PM
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12. :P
:loveya: Is your freeper cat a female? Ours is... I had thought better of her :(
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 07:27 PM
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13. Yes, the freeper cat's a female.
And the other one's a male, though she's driven him to show freeper tendencies...like whacking her across the ear when she's blocking his access to the water bowl. :D
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LadyoftheRabbits Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 07:33 PM
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15. Odd...
Same here :P Widget will pop Gracie a good one every now and then. :shrug:
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 07:22 PM
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8. You'll have to elaborate on the oil thing.
Does she like to lick cooking oil or something?
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 07:23 PM
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11. Yes.
She also gets in the cabinet and licks the oil bottle. :D
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yellowdogintexas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-30-06 07:58 PM
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16. one of mine repeats totally unproductive behaviours:
every night he leaps at the window in this room to get the gecko on the outside of the storm window pane.

Last night he went insane trying to kill the reflection of the little clear rod that opens and closes the Levelor Blinds. He didn't try to kill the rod, just its reflection in the window. The funniest part was that every time he tried to get closer to the reflection, his shoulder would hit the rod, make it move and cause another frenzy of attack at the reflection. Kept me in stitches for at least 15 minutes.

So repeating totally unproductive behaviours and attempting to change things that aren't there in the first place...may make him a Republican
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zanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 09:05 AM
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17. Good one!
Do you write for a living?
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yellowdogintexas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 11:16 PM
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21. no I do not. I talk for a living.
Seriously

I am a Customer Service Rep in a call center.

But, thank you!!!!!
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Cathyclysmic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 09:46 AM
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18. So does my kitty Coleman.
He is staunchly ant-intellectual. It never fails, any time I try to read something, he sits in the way of the book. Or on top of it. :eyes:
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LaurenG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-31-06 10:42 AM
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20. Mine are both progressives
They refuse to eat any meat other than fish, they love to watch PBS (anything about animals) and will participate in rounding up insurgent mice but seem to be against the death penalty as they never kill the guilty.

They support kindness in all it's forms, (especially when directed at them) they hate loud arguing and prefer discussions (one of them actually meows loudly and gets in our face if our voices grow too loud).

They also insist that their facilities remain tidy, their beverage of choice is water and their favorite activity is bird watching.
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-01-06 12:08 AM
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22. I'll bet they even spend hours each day
meditating deeply on profound topics whilst in Yoga-like positions. :7
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LaurenG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-01-06 07:56 AM
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27. Why yes they do
they meditate about 18 hours a day!:D ;-)
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-01-06 12:37 AM
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23. Mine is overweight, stupid, cowardly, and selfish...
I guess I'm guilty of raising a Republican, too. (He'd be popular at the convention, though - he can be the token black guy...)
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-01-06 11:44 AM
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31. Hey, one of mine fits that description, too! nt
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Omphaloskepsis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-01-06 12:49 AM
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24. Give me a second... I will masturbate..
Maybe god will take down the right kitten. </meme>
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-01-06 12:50 AM
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25. My sister's cat, Cuddles is a Republican.
I mean, just look at this thing.

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ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-01-06 01:10 AM
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26. I am proud to say that my Patches
is a Democat through and through.
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RumpusCat Donating Member (548 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-01-06 08:03 AM
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28. My cat is a terrorist
He carries out unprovoked pee-strikes on civilians (my couch and assorted other things). You might call me an appeaser but rather than nuke him I moved his litterbox to a location he likes better and for now the uneasy peace is holding.

His name is Pugsley and I've (really) taken to calling him Pugsbollah. :evilgrin:
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Crabby Appleton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-01-06 11:41 AM
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29. How many times
did your kitty vote in the last election? One for each life?
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-01-06 11:43 AM
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30. Mine is a DEM...and I have Photo Evidence...
here she is with her enemy George:



We're thinking of running her for office. :hi:
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