Adjusted Personal Hells

[Sugar Smack]

Mine changes not a lot, but it does change. I've updated my personal Hell to include that cover of Paris Hilton's CD (thanks, progmom, no amount of brain bleach will ever erase that). On the menu, we have cold jellied calf's head. And pimiento cheese on the side. We have to listen to "God bless the USA" and we're forced to sing to it. The Proprietors of Hell have turned it up to a glass-shaking volume. I think it's time to fantasize, y'all.

:yourock:

[Sugar Smack]

1. *snort* This is prob. one of the lamest threads I've ever seen.

:evilgrin: Really.

[Richardo]

10. You're right! I'm bookmarking it in my own personal hell !!!!1!!!111

:evilgrin:

I'll be on 2500-baud dial up, have only Top 40 'new country hits' on my ipod and a marathon Ron White standup special on the color TV on which all the red pixels don't work, rendering the picture greenish.

For dinner: Lima beans, sweet potatoes and head cheese.

For dessert: cotton candy

[Sugar Smack]

12. *coos*

You're such a sweetie! :P :loveya: :rofl:

[Misunderestimator]

15. LOL

:spray:

[Sugar Smack]

19. Thanks! That was rather refreshing.

You infused my steaming face with sweet sweet water! :yourock:

[Misunderestimator]

23. Just don't tell me that that's your personal hell too!

:D :loveya:

[progmom]

2. hahahahahhaha

:rofl:

Your personal hell might be very close to mine.

[Sugar Smack]

4. *Pthlbbbt!*

No really, you should never have posted that pic. :rofl: It's JUST, I swear, painful. Someone hold me. :hug: :hug:

[ZombieNixon]

3. I can't really talk about my personal hell...

but it involves lots of beautiful women and a malfunctioning body part. x( :cry:

[Sugar Smack]

6. You poor baby.

:hug: Buck up, lil trooper!

[ZombieNixon]

8. But that's what's hellish about it.

It won't!! :cry:

:hide:

[NewWaveChick1981]

5. My own personal hell includes an element from Denis Leary's...

Being forced to listen to the Bay City Rollers and Andy Gibb over and over and over again... :puke: Other elements include Smarties candy (that's a whole other story), running into spiderwebs (but I'm not afraid of spiders...go figure), and getting a zit where it just isn't funny.

:yoiks:

[Sugar Smack]

9. *Doing Sam Kinison Impression*

"OH, OHH, OHHHHHHHH!" that is the Hell I don't look forward to. Oh God, if I see you there I'll be a lucky dawg! :pals:

[zanne]

7. I share the same hell with Ellen Degeneres.

Hell is a big gym filled with stairsteppers, and the devil is my personal coach.

[Sugar Smack]

11. OMG!

:rofl: Okay, I really hadn't heard that one.

[idgiehkt]

13. Pride and Prejudice

the one that lasts about 12 hours. Everytime there is a family get together on a holiday someone thinks it's a good idea to watch that for the 47th time.

[Sugar Smack]

14. C'mere.

:pals: Love the book; the movie blew whale snot.

[MrCoffee]

16. Other people.

[Sugar Smack]

17. Ooh, you & Sartre should get together & GO BOWLING.

:rofl:

[MrCoffee]

18. can we take the skinheads?

that's right. camper van beethoven. deal with it.

[Sugar Smack]

20. If you're "dissing" Camper Van Beethoven

We're going to have a chat in the parking lot! :grr: :nuke:

[MrCoffee]

21. I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

Look, you made me post this. I didn't want to, but you brought it on yourself.

[Sugar Smack]

22. You forgot Ferris Beuller in yr post

But I'll go ahead & hit you as hard as I can anyway! :P

[Arugula Latte]

24. Branson, Missouri

:scared: