I am simply astounded at the amount of profanity

[swimboy]

I have had to call on this week. And this appears to be a day prone to breakage and split bags.
:grr: :argh: :banghead: :nuke:

Can we all agree that conditioner ought not be package in a plastic container that breaks when you drop it in the shower? The buses have been really frustrating and I have studiously been avoiding any interaction with the copier.


I remain obscenely yours,

--swimboy

[billyskank]

1. Fucking fuckity fuck fuck fuck

:hi:

:D

[swimboy]

19. Thanks for the fucking assistance, billyskank!

:hi:

[terrya]

2. A plastic bottle of conditioner broke in the shower??

Well, fuck. :grr:

I hope your day gets better. :-)

:hi:

[swimboy]

28. Yes! I don't know how I can even go on!!!

You could practically write a book about what happened to me!*









*see also Muriel Puce, ping-pong ball

Thanks, man! :hi: I'm smiling now!

[WilliamPitt]

3. Fuck shit ass bitch poo crap snot fart

Ahhh...

[commander bunnypants]

4. damn

be careful......shit that could have implications......Fuck man bloody toes

CB

[Gormy Cuss]

5. On the upside, your shower pan will silky and manageable

Cursing is a great way to get through such a day. I've been known to swear a blue streak myself. In fact, I'm known for my inventive and lengthy blue rants.

I hope that your day improves. :hi:

[swimboy]

22. And just look at that shine!

Thanks lots! :hi:

[southpaw]

6. shitpissfuckcunt cocksucker motherfucker tits

fart
turd
&
twat

[Debi]

8. The immortal one

[southpaw]

14. Carlin's da shit!

Saw his interview with Russert the other night. So smart he's scary.

[sarge43]

29. The Words of the Master - Vivat Georgius Rex

"You can prick your finger, but you can't finger your prick."

[Midlodemocrat]

7. Swimboy, I fucking love you, man.

I mean. I seriously fucking love you.

[swimboy]

20. Whee!!! Fuckin' wheee!!!

:loveya:

right back atcha, Midlo!

!!!

[Debi]

9. Would a fucking hug help you through the day?

:hug:

[swimboy]

24. Fuck, yeah!!!

:hi:

Thanks!

[Phillycat]

10. Shit motherfucker fuck shit!

One of my favorites from Sex and the City. :D

[Richardo]

12. "This is a FUCK!"

Samir, 'Office Space' :rofl:

[Phillycat]

13. I just know we're going to federal pound you in the ass prison.

:D

[sarge43]

36. "Asshats!"

Michael Bolton

[swimboy]

35. I'm definitely working that one into my repertoire!

:hi: :D

[Benfea]

11. Photocopiers and ice machines, m'man!

Photocopiers and ice machines (the restaurant kind, not the one built into your freezer door) get brutalized more than any other machine you interact with, and are highly prone to breaking down.

[swimboy]

25. Thanks, I'll avoid the ice machines today too!

:hi:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

15. My dear swimboy..........

I'm sorry you're having a rotten day, sweetie....

Hope it gets much better!

Loveya.........:loveya: :hug: :loveya:

[Midlodemocrat]

17. CP. No F-bomb?

:shrug:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

18. My dear Midlo.........

Naaahhhhhh.......didn't want to unload on him ........

He's had a rotten enough day without any F-bombs from me!

I wanted to bring him a little sweetness........



:silly:

[Midlodemocrat]

21. Swimboy is simply the best.

And, he lives near ME!!!!!


:bounce:

[swimboy]

27. Thank you, my dear Peggy!

All of this has me feeling much better now! Both the sweet replies and the cursing assistance and instruction! :rofl:

I hope you are having a good day! :loveya: :hug:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

33. I am having a lovely day, my dear swimboy......

And how lucky for you and Midlo that you live near one another......

That must be nice!

Things are better for me, now.........:hug: :loveya:

[NewWaveChick1981]

16. What is this fucking shit???

Huh??? Shampoo and conditioner bottles should NEVER break---yet they do. :grr: I'm so sorry about that.... it's happened to me too and it sucks. :hug:

Do like my mother does---make up profanity if you run out of words to use. :P She came up with some really good strings of made-up ones when I was growing up to avoid using the F bomb....akin to what Bud yells in Repo Man: "Goddamn-dipshit-Rodriguez-gypsy-dildo-punks. I'll get your ass!" :rofl: Yeah, Mom's a lot of fun...

Hope the rest of the day goes better. :)

[swimboy]

31. Man! That's some fucking virtuosity!!!

I'm smiling now! Thanks! B-)

[mikeytherat]

23. Don't get me started on:

All easy-break plastic bottles...

Impossible-to-open-without-creating-a-huge-FUCKING-mess bags of kitty litter...

Replacing foil toothpaste tubes, where you could roll them up and get every last drop, with the plastic, "Ah, fuck it, I'm leaving the last 20% in the tube 'cuz my fingers can't squeeze anymore" tubes...

Plastic grocery bags - "Useless for anything over 6" tall, and cuts off the circulation in your hand."

mikey_the_rat

[swimboy]

26. Uh-oh-------Looks like I've got you started.

Great to see you, man! :hi:

[Lars39]

32. I've been known to get my handy-dandy pocket knife out

and slice open the toothpaste tubes.

[ThomCat]

30. When you calm down a bit

maybe you can channel that foul mouth of yours into talking dirty instead. :9

:hug: When the world stops fucking with you, we'll still be here to tell you we love you. So, please have another hug. :hug:

[swimboy]

34. Sir, yes sir!!!

Thanks, BigThom! Great to see you! :hug:

[RetroLounge]

37. What the fuck?

Now you got me visuallizing you in the shower....

:evilgrin:

RL

[swimboy]

39. Then my elaborate plan has worked brilliantly!

:evilgrin:

Your latest picture is right droolworthy, mister! :loveya:

[MrCoffee]

38. Are you fucking shitting me with this?