Got this funny email today. Have you seen it?

[Haole Girl]

Can the English language survive after Bush?

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country. "
- George W. Bush

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- George W. Bush

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is ' to be prepared '. "
- George W. Bush

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
- George W. Bush

"The future will be better tomorrow. " George W. Bush

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world. "
- George W. Bush


" I stand by all the misstatements that I've made. "
- George W. Bush


" We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe We are a part of Europe . "
- George W. Bush

" Public speaking is very easy. "
- George W. Bush


"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls. " - George W. Bush


"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur. "
- George W. Bush


"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- George W. Bush

" Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children. "
- George W. Bush

" It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. "
- George W. Bush

" It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. "
- George W. Bush





God help America !!!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear KC2!

I have indeed gotten this email......some time ago, IIRC.......

I never know whether to laugh or cry or :puke:

But it is indeed funny......most of the time!


:hug:

[Haole Girl]

4. I know, it's sad at the same time

And, as far as the :puke: goes...that's why I deleted the photos of him!

[lost-in-nj]

2. Its like he

went to the Yogi Berra school of public speaking!

oh geesh.



lost

[Haole Girl]

5. lol

:rofl:

[MrCoffee]

3. Because it's so funny...Make The Pie Higher!

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
And potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet
Become more few?

How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.

I know that the human being
And the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!
Make the pie higher!

http://www.talkleft.com/new_archives/005823.html

[Haole Girl]

7. Vulcanize society!

[mad-mommy]

6. my boss thinks...

he is one of the greatest speakers in the world. Normally don't mix politics with work, but I just had to say something on that one. Love him(why) or hate him, he is not good at public speaking.

[Haole Girl]

8. One of the greatest speakers in the world?

Yes, maybe-- if you are 5 years old!

:rofl:

[Kerrytravelers]

12. Even if you like him and his policies... how can anyone in their correct

mind think he's a good speaker. Even if you like his so-called "straight talk" (which is really just bullshit to anyone with a brain), how can one possibly think he's a great public speaker... especially one of the greatest speakers in the world.

Unless you boss has one hell of a sense of humor. Is he, by any chance, ironic?

[mad-mommy]

16. he was straight serious...

maybe he feels sorry for him. My hubby and I can't even watch him, we feel so embarrassed. LOL.

[Kerrytravelers]

19. I have to turn the little shrub off. The sound of his voice sends my

Mr. kt into such rage I'm afraid of permanent damage to his heart.

My parents... O.M. G. They're like rabid dogs. Whenever they see any idiot from the * administration, they go nuts. I find throwing them raw meat will distract them.

[reyd reid reed]

9. Oh cheeezits.

Someone really oughta spring for a good ventriloquist for him.

What a dummy.

[GOPBasher]

10. Some of those are actually Dan Quale.

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- Dan Quale

" It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. "
- Dan Quale

[Haole Girl]

11. * probably stole it from him!

Seriously, thanks for pointing that out. How do you know? I mean, it seems like there is a lot of misinformation out there, huh?

[GOPBasher]

13. I remember when Quale said that stuff. :-) n/t

[Haole Girl]

14. Good memory.

I do remember the whole potato episode, though! It was so funny...the little kid saying he knew he'd spelled it right, but Dan Quayle was the Vice President, so he changed it! And, just think, we didn't think anybody could top Danny! Never say never.

[GOPBasher]

15. Well, I actually meant that I remember things being said about them

in the media, not the actual moment he said them. :-)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

17. I used to have the Bushisms calendar.

It's depressing that we have a president who has said so many stupid things that we have three years of "Quote a Day" calendars, based off of his stupidity.

[Aristus]

18. Enter the solar system?

Where were we before? :shrug: