I will be so glad when the 6 yr old understands hyperbole

[dolo amber]

and sarcasm. x(

"Mom! Watch this!"

"Ruby...I know. I've seen this episode of Spongebob like...3 million times."

"Really?"

"Yes, really."

....

"Is this the 3 millionth time you've seen it or did you see it 3 million times before this time?"

:banghead: :D

[billyskank]

1. I think they're just hiding behind their innocence

:D

[dolo amber]

8. Hey, that's MY trick!

:silly:

[LynneSin]

2. yes but when will she understand whoisalhedges

:shrug:

[dolo amber]

4. I think she's in cahoots with hedges

Yesterday completely out of the blue she said "Mom, do you have life insurance?"

:tinfoilhat:

[RevCheesehead]

5. Bwahahaha!

Kids. :evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

7. Uh-oh

I'd sleep at nights with one eye open if I were you

[billyskank]

9. !!!

:rofl:

[Fleshdancer]

3. My daughter just calls me a liar when I say stuff like that

and she always follows it up with "come on mom, tell the truuuuuth". So silly.

Abby learned how to jump rope over the weekend. Now she spends her time yelling at me to "WATCH THIS!" *jump* "oh, I messed up. OK now WATCH THIS" *jump jump jump* "WOO HOO! Hey mom, WATCH THIS!" *jump jump* It's never ending.

[dolo amber]

6. I feel your pain

Although mine is sadly...well, mine, and lacks the coordination to do anything that spectacular. She's more into the whole standing on one foot, falling over, then trying again. And again. And again. To the "WATCH THIS!" chorus. :D