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[XemaSab]

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[LynneSin]

1. Damnit, I can't keep up with the Rapture board when I'm at work

Firewall - oh well

Anything good today?

[Bunny]

4. Here ya go:

rudy2 August 16th, 2006 01:42 PM

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How does your husband let you know "he's in the Mood"?

I was just wondering how other men let their wife know they are in the "mood". I hate the way my dh does it. He says vulgar things and it really just turns me OFF.

LoveMyCats August 16th, 2006 02:24 PM

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Sadly... I don't know :noidea

I"m the one always initiating...

Kilokahn August 16th, 2006 02:27 PM

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I guess I try to be to the point with my wife, though when I am in the mood I am also very cuddily and kissy. Vulgar things? Yeah, I agree that would be a turn-off.

snb1014 August 16th, 2006 02:33 PM

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:spit
Literally I almost choked when I saw this thread, this is too funny

My husband will sometimes flat out ask for 'it' or well be laying down and hell start rubbing my back (All four play starts with my getting a massage, smart, I know!)

As for dirty talk, not into it at all and I agree it would probably turn me off. Not that its bad, its just not my thing, everyone is different though so Im not trying to be offensive
From what you've said you dont like it so I would definetly politely mention that to my husband and maybe suggest other avenues to try?

MandMsMommy August 16th, 2006 02:39 PM

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Usually it's a hint if he takes the phone off the hook, locks all doors and closes all windows. ROFL!

cherry August 16th, 2006 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by MandMsMommy (Post 3474519)
Usually it's a hint if he takes the phone off the hook, locks all doors and closes all windows. ROFL!
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:pound

phight4life August 16th, 2006 03:08 PM

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My hubby usually closes and locks the bedroom door and says "I need some lovin' from my wife." And then when we get into bed...he says the vulgar stuff...so, that there has always turned me off. I know when the door goes shut that's what's on his mind...just turns me off right there. Of course, I'm now sick and have so much pain...that doesn't help. My question...I've seen several post on here that they have constant pain and take pain pills for it...how do you deal with doing "it"? Just curious. Thanks everyone. I'm having some issues in this area...lol. :faint

cherry August 16th, 2006 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by phight4life (Post 3474615)
My hubby usually closes and locks the bedroom door and says "I need some lovin' from my wife." And then when we get into bed...he says the vulgar stuff...so, that there has always turned me off. I know when the door goes shut that's what's on his mind...just turns me off right there. Of course, I'm now sick and have so much pain...that doesn't help. My question...I've seen several post on here that they have constant pain and take pain pills for it...how do you deal with doing "it"? Just curious. Thanks everyone. I'm having some issues in this area...lol. :faint
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that may be beyond the scope of this board.

phight4life August 16th, 2006 03:28 PM

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OK, thank you! You can't say I didn't try...lol! :doh :thumb

badweather August 16th, 2006 03:54 PM

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:lol i would love to respond but i can't......this is a christian board and i just don't think it is appropriate.


ok, lets just say he is very direct and usually doesn't SAY anything... :faint that may have still be saying to much. i wish he would be more romantic but after 15 years i guess i am use to it

Sophie August 16th, 2006 03:56 PM

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He lets me know he's taken a Viagra, which gives me about a half hour to prepare.:lol

Funmudder August 16th, 2006 04:18 PM

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He flirts continually from the time he gets home. :lol

Kung Pao Smurf August 16th, 2006 04:21 PM

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Not sure if guys can respond...but it didn't say 'Guys only' and you DID want to know how we 'let y'all know.' :lol

My wife and I usually do it the same way....we'll give each other a smooch, but whereas we usually smooch and move on, one or the other will grab the other person as if to say "Hey, pal, I ain't done yet...."

That's a pretty good indicator that one of us is in the 'mood.' :lol

barb August 16th, 2006 04:21 PM

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He asks me if I would like a back rub. (Of course, the back rub is never "free"...) :rolleyes

Live4Jesus August 16th, 2006 04:23 PM

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He gives me a look that makes me weak in the knees. :love

LisaAnn August 16th, 2006 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Funmudder (Post 3474775)
He flirts continually from the time he gets home. :lol
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Can your hubby talk to my hubby? I would LOVE it if he did that!!! :nod He might find it really works to his advantage. :whistle

cookie August 16th, 2006 06:53 PM

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well he usually flirts with me all the time. :lol so thats out. If he really just wants sex? "honey can we have sex?" PLEASE!!!!!!! :lol
If im in the mood and it aint the right time. Honey just waite till tonight. :heh

If not I say don't try it right now cause it aint going to happen.
lol

mustangwife August 16th, 2006 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by barb (Post 3474781)
He asks me if I would like a back rub. (Of course, the back rub is never "free"...) :rolleyes
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:pound :spit i hear ya

mustangwife August 16th, 2006 07:08 PM

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oh my gosh, my husband is in the mood every night.....its crazy

Moony2ns August 16th, 2006 07:27 PM

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If my husband comes home breathing, it's usually a good indicator.

imfree August 16th, 2006 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Moony2ns (Post 3475229)
If my husband comes home breathing, it's usually a good indicator.
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:pound yep....mine too.

MandMsMommy August 16th, 2006 08:20 PM

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Moony, Mustang and Imfree, go give your hubby a big hug and say: "Thank you for being facinated with God's greatest gift to you. Me!!!!!"....and leave them confused. :)

It really is a blessing to see that God has placed your husband's desires on you! May God continue to bless every one of us and our marriages, and to put his healing touch on us all, and protect our marriage beds. Amen? :hug

Diane 1611 August 16th, 2006 09:52 PM

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How do I know when my dh is in the mood? When I come into the bedroom after doing my nightly beauty routine and he's lying on the bed in his birthday suit. Gee, sometimes I wish he was a little more subtle. :rolleyes

rudy2 August 16th, 2006 10:10 PM

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I love all the different ways your guys let you know. I've tried telling my dh that I don't like the dirty talk, he doesn't always do that, once in a blue moon I might get a peck on the cheek and "I need you".

kitten August 16th, 2006 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Moony2ns (Post 3475229)
If my husband comes home breathing, it's usually a good indicator.
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That's very true :D: also he does the back massage thing, other times he's more obvious :laugh


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[LynneSin]

5. Oh hell, even Rapture Ready is allowed sex threads but we're not?

:shrug:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

11. I think Skinner needs to be made aware of that.

And their sex threads are so icky. At least here, even if it's in bad taste, it's usually funny.

[buddhamama]

10. ewwww !

why am i thinking "The Day" is what has brought about this particular subject/discussion?!

yucky and funny wrapped into one. :)

[idgiehkt]

17. this kind of pisses me off.

I can't ever get anyone to talk dirty to me. They only do it grudgingly, and then they don't even sound like they mean it. Is this what I have to do, become a christian, or something?? How strange.

[buddhamama]

18. i hear ya'

i think it means we're not rapturous enough.

[idgiehkt]

20. there's nothing less exciting than

having half-hearted, half-assed epithets hurled at you. Everyone I've ever asked (begged?) to do this can't get into it...

[GoddessOfGuinness]

22. Quick!Somebody go over there and post

that they just break out the whips and chains! :bounce:

[Writer]

23. Jesus (no really I mean JESUS) these women never...

seem to be in the mood. It's okay to get a little wet 'n wild, okay Christian ladies? God won't look. ;)

[NMMNG]

24. They sound like the most frigid women on Earth

No doubt their husbands are banging their secretaries just so they don't have to feel like they're putting someone out by asking for a perfectly normal thing married couples do. :eyes:

[Bunny]

2. Well, that one wife shouldn't have to worry about putting hubby off

anymore. I mean, once you're raptured, you're off the hook sex-wise, right? :shrug:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

3. Oh. My. Gosh.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Funniest goddamn thing of the day, no doubt.

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

6. I have to recommend this thread - funniest/disgustingest thing I've read

Now I need a giant bottle of Purrell so I can santitize myself

[johnnie]

7. LOL

That's great.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

8. Do you see those people with the Zappa quotes in their sigs there?

:wtf:

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

9. Okay, I have a really high sex drive. It just died. Right now.

Because of reading that. Seriously, at least half of those women need to seek counseling, buy a vibrator or just flat out leave their husbands. Actually, regardless of what they do, I suggest they buy some nice toys for themselves.

From this tidbit from Skamperoni..."Locks the bedroom door and waggles two washcloths at me." Oh yeah, that is sooo hott. :puke:

[LynneSin]

12. I still have the visualization of the husband that jumps on the bed naked

:scared:

I mean, I have no problem with that but hearing it from a bunch of rapturists. I just assumed they had sex only to pro-create

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

13. These visualizations are really hurting my brain.

They're just bad. And it's not like I haven't seen/read weirder shit. I have seen some seriously *weird* porn and it merely elicited an "woah...eh, they're all adults" sort of response. I just don't want to picture rapturists having sex...especially if children are produced.

[KG]

14. i wants me some of that 'four play' to gett me in the mood too!

:eyes:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

15. Yeah, I didn't know rapturists were into polygamy.

:D

;)

[buddhamama]

16. and they call 'liberals' hedonists

i have yet to play with four at one time ;)

[ZombieNixon]

19. This made me feel funny...

like an absence...a black void of nothingness...like a cruicial part is missing...down there...:cry:

[XemaSab]

21. Evening kick yo

[deadparrot]

25. They keep insisting that the thread is "so funny."

:wtf: