What NOT to say when being raptured

[underpants]

Can I upgrade?

God D*****T!

Do you validate?

Hey that guy who fell off a horse actually got this right!

Is that Falwell?

I hope they have Kosher

Man oh man am I going to clean up on THAT bet

WE WANNA PARTY WHERE THE F**KS THE KEG?
WE WANNA PARTY WHERE THE F**KS THE KEG?
WE WANNA PARTY WHERE THE F**KS THE KEG?
I have a friend who swears this is what is being chanted at every foreign demostration in the streets that you see on the news

Damn, the Yankees were really getting rolling

[matcom]

1. F*CK! I just paid for new tires and a tune-up!

:grr:

[rug]

2. This gives new meaning to upskirts.

[ScreamingMeemie]

3. What the Hell???

[Richardo]

4. "Hey! I was bangin' that broad!"

(Fargo ref for Sugar Smack and nnns)

[Sugar Smack]

6. Richardo, you're a DOLL.

:applause: :pals: :loveya:

"Where's Pancakes House? We stop at Pancakes House" = another thing not to say. :rofl:

I do hope nnns sees this.

[Richardo]

8. "Hey St Peter, didja hear the one about the guy ...

...who was too poor to get personalized plates so he changed his name to 327 XWZ?"

St. Peter: "Yah that's a good one."

:rofl:

:hi: Sugie!!

[graywarrior]

5. Isn't the Rapture today?

[billyskank]

7. Where the hell are my pants???

:o

[ThomCat]

10. There are a lot of situations where

you should ask that question.

I'm sure a few of us could volunteer a few. :P

[HEyHEY]

9. "Are we there yet?"

[azmouse]

11. "I really need a drink"

[rug]

12. "Christ on a Stick, I'm flying!"

[matcom]

13. I can see my HOUSE from here!