Shatner !!! What can I say?

[IChing]

I'm watching the roast

[wildhorses]

1. he has some of the finest harness horses you could ever want

the man has some nice horses and he can drive a buggy pretty good, too.

[IChing]

2. I didn't know that

I thought Betty white on the roast was hilarious
don't know why driving the buggy came to mind

[graywarrior]

3. Betty White is always hilarious.

I remember her when I was a kid...very funny lady.

[burythehatchet]

4. coincidentally, I rented an old Twilight Zone DVD

it had the spisode with Shatner getting obsessed with a novelty machine that foretold the future.

[IChing]

5. He was in quite a few classic twilight zones plus one of my

favorite movies

Judgement a Nuremberg

the roast is pretty good but could never be seen on abc, cbs, abc or faux.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

6. They've completely abandoned the original idea of a roast.

Now it's people the roastee has probably never met just taking cheap shots. And it was the big shots who were doing the roasting. The A and B listers. Dean Martin, Milton Berle, Frank Sinatra back in the 60s. Now it's people you've probably never heard of. Betty White rocked. She killed. Everyone else has just kind of sucked. Where's James Spader, Leonard Nemoy, etc? I turned it after Betty White got done.
Duckie

[Broken_Hero]

19. Leonard

was on at the very begining of the roast...Shatner called Leonard, and shat was trying to convince Nimoy to come to the roast, and nimoy kept saying "I respect you to much to make fun of you blah blah blah" after a bit of back and forth, shatner attempts to hang up the phone, by hitting end, and he says "okay, you sissy pointy eared &#*$#*#!" And nimoy says "Bill, I'm still on the phone! YOu @$(*#$#(*$!~~!!!, and I heard that!"

I thought it was hysterical...also, Takei's, Nichols, Thomas, and Dicks I thought were funny...they sorta cut out a lot of Andy Dicks stabs...but the rest was of them were rather lame to be honest...and Farreh was the worst...:( A lot of good zingers though....:)

[Skittles]

7. he has done a great job keeping himself in the public eye

I really like him; yes INDEED

[Robeson]

18. "he has done a great job keeping himself in the public eye"...

...that cannot be denied.

[IChing]

8. They are doing the best of his singing right now????

singing the song rocket man,& hey mr. tambourine man
He is the best non-singer, singer that parodies himself


Farah Faucett? was out of her mind.

[graywarrior]

9. Poor Farah.

She needs help.

[xmas74]

10. George's was the best one.

Lots of mouths dropping on his.

[Solon]

11. His was funny as hell...

Farah! Close your legs!

[xmas74]

12. At least Betty shaved.

"Smells like pussy, I think."

The toupee, Andy Dick digs, herpes jokes-it was the best one.

[pokerfan]

14. Rocket Man

"When Elton John heard William Shatner sing Rocket Man he spit George Takei’s dick out of his mouth."

Then there was the taped bit with Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel saying that they tried to be there but that they had been stranded in an airport by Priceline.

[xmas74]

20. I saw that one too.

George still had the best comments. You could tell by the way that he spoke he finally felt liberated-he's free to say whatever he wants to and confident because everyone knows who he really is.

I officially adore him.

[IChing]

13. Betty white is so old that when she was a game show host

the grand prize was fire.

[billyskank]

15. You should say

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!! :7

[mykpart]

16. I loved the intro when Jason Alexander

referred to the fact that Shatner was Jewish, then said, "Mel Gibson, take that photon torpedo and stick it up your ass!"

But I wish they had had someone from 3rd Rock on the dais. I loved him as the Big Giant Head.

[Richard Steele]

17. Remember folks: When you are thinking "giant head"....

think "BIG Giant Head"!

This message paid for by the Committee to Re-Elect the Big Giant Head.