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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-16-06 04:28 PM
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Jesus isn't coming back. I'll tell you why
He owes me money.

The deadbeat!
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Divine Discontent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-16-06 04:30 PM
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1. must be some good stuff........ n/t
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Bigmack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-16-06 04:30 PM
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2. But....but.... but....
I thought Jeeezus SAVES?!
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-16-06 04:31 PM
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3. He's saving my money
Moses is investing it
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ewagner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-16-06 04:35 PM
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6. In my mis-spent youth
Edited on Wed Aug-16-06 04:35 PM by ewagner
the sign below somehow or another, (I have NO IDEA HOW) ended up on the lawn of the local evangelical church.




:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-16-06 04:32 PM
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4. Jesus (and God) has given up on the whole world.
God made another one, somewhere else. Complete with blackjack and hookers! (guess that reference...)

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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-16-06 04:34 PM
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5. I don't know. Either the Big Lebowsky or Fear and Loathing in LV
You got me
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